Monday, July 30, 2012

DAMN! (Part 2)

When we left off in the last part Bey, Ty Angie and Solo got caught listening to Mama Tina have sex.

(While they are lost in their thoughts they haven't noticed that the moaning has stopped and that Tina is standing in front of them.)
Tina: WHAT THE HELL ARE ALL OF YOU DOING!?
Solo: We were in the neighborhood...
Tina: Solange this is NOT the time.
Bey: We saw you tonguing some man down at the resturant we were at so we followed you. *points to TY* He's the one who got the room key from the front desk!
Ty: SNITCH!
Tina: What I do with any ANY MAN is nobody's business but my own.
Angie: *mumbles* When did Aunt Tina grow a pair? Ch...
Man: Baby bring your fine ass back to bed, i'm ready for round two.
Bey: Jesus be a comfort.
Ty: Jesus be a condom!
Solo: But mama you not supposed to be having sex.
Tina: Says who? Last time I checked I was grown. When your little ass was taking dick like you was a grown ass woman did I have anything to say?
Bey: Well damn.
Angie: I cannot.
Ty: WHAT IS LIFE?
Man: Baby whats taking so long, daddy's ready to put something on that ass.
Tina: I'm coming.
Man: Damn right you'll be cumming.
Bey: Uggh thats my cue to leave. Mama call me when you finished getting dicked down. *leaves*
Tina: Watch your mouth Beyonce!
Ty: Ch... That's my ride. Let me get my ass up outta here!*follows Bey*
Tina: You too Ty!
(Angie and Solo leave and go down to the car.)
*IN THE CAR*
Bey: I can't believe Mama still getting dick. AND she put Solo on blast.
Solo: Mama lucky I was too shocked to think of a comeback.
Ty: You know you wasn't gon say shit. Mama would've put her foot all the way up yo ass.
Angie: *cracking up*
Bey: Ch.. yall are a mess.
(They arrive at Bey's hotel and make their way up to Bey and Jay's suite. When they walk in they see Jay sitting on the couch.)
Jay: Hey baby.
Bey: Hey *straddles his lap and starts kissing him*
(Bey and Jay are so into the kiss they don't realize there are other people in the room)
Angie:*clears her throat*
Bey: *giggling* sorry yall. *trys to get off Jay*
Jay: *whines and grips her thighs* No.
Bey: Come on, I have something to tell you.
Jay: *lets her go* What?
(They all tell Jay about what happened with Mama Tina and he starts cracking up)
Jay: Damn! Get it Mama! * does humping motion*
Bey: Nasty ass.
Jay: I can't believe Ty went to get the room key tho!
Ty: Well you know how I do.
(Solange cell phone rings and she sees it Julez.)
Solo: Baby what's wrong?
Julez: Mommy can you come get me? Daddy's wife is being mean to me.
Solo: What did she do?
Julez: She says I have to ask her to watch TV and stuff and she keeps bad mouthing you.
Solo: SHE WHAT!? PUT YOUR FATHER ON THE PHONE
Daniel: *on the phone* Yes Solange?
Solo: WHY IS YOUR SON CALLING ME AND ASKING ME TO COME GET HIM BECAUSE OF SOMETHING THAT BITCH DID? AND WHY IS SHE BAD MOUTHIN ME TO MY SON! YOU KNOW ME DANIEL! PREGNANT OR NOT I WILL WHOOP SOMEBODY'S ASS FOR FUCKING WITH MY SON!
Daniel: Just calm down Solo.
Solo: Fuck that! I'm coming to get my son! *hangs up*
Ty: You didn't tell us you were pregnant! Who's the father!?
Solo: Daniel's dumb ass.
Angie: Doesn't he have a wife and daughter?
Solo: Yup.
Bey: What's going on?
Solo: Julez called me and asked me to come get him cause Daniel's wife is being mean to him and bad mouthing me.
Bey: WHAT!? Lemme throw on some sweats and vaseline! *runs to her room*
Ty: What your pregnant ass gon do!
Jay: Not a god damn thing! I'm not finna be having you fighting Bey! Solange you shouldn't be fighting either.
(Bey comes into the living room wearing sweat pants a t-shirt and the sneakers from the LOT video. She has her hair in a ponytail and is all greased up)
Bey: *throws Solo some sweats and sneakers and the vaseline* Grease up!
Solo: Thanks. *goes to change*
Jay: You better sit cho ass down! You not finna be fighting with my seed inside you.
Ty: Then let me come! Imma borrow some of Jays clothes. *goes to change*
Jay: That's how we living now? We just wearing other people's shit?
Bey and Angie: YUP!
(A few minutes later, Ty and Solo are ready and they ask Angie to drive them over to Daniel's hotel.)
Jay: Be careful!
Bey: I will.
(They all drive to Daniel's hotel, they get out the car and take the back entrance and up To Daniel's suite. Solo knocks on the door.)
Julez: *opens the door* Mommy! *jumps in her arms.*
Solo: Hey baby! *kisses him* Go downstairs with Auntie Angie and wait in the car okay?
Julez: Okay.
Bey: What about my hug and kiss?
Julez: Sorry Auntie BB. *hugs and kisses her.*
(Angie takes Julez downstairs to the car.)
Bey: You ready?
Solo: Yupp.

TBC..

Monday, July 23, 2012

DAMN!

In the last post Jeremy tried to rape Bey, but Jay came in and saved her and they made up. Ty and Angie came over and they asked Bey to come out with them. bey realized she didn't have Jay's black card so she went over to Kanye's hotel to get it from him. At Kanye's hotel Jay told her he killed Jeremy etc. Later on Bey gets a call from Kanye.

Kanye: Yo Bey! The police just arrested Jay!
Bey: WHAT!?
Kanye: We're at the station. They're questioning him right now. Jay told me to tell you to call the lawyer and to come down here right away.
Bey: Alright I'm on my way.
(Bey hangs up the phone call their lawyer and tells Julius to do a U-turn to the police station. The 10 minute ride to the station seemed to take hours and Bey was on edge.)
Ty: What happened to Jay?
Bey: The police think he killed Jeremy.
(Ty Opens his phone and sends Bey a text message that says "Did he?" Bey texts back and says "Yes")
Angie: Everything's gonna be okay Bey.
(Once the arrive at the station Bey hops out of the car and hauls ass into the station.)
Bey: Hi, I'm looking for my husband, Shawn Carter?
Officer: Mr. Carter is in the questioning room.
Bey: Can I see him please?
Officer: Sure.
(The officer escorts Bey to the room where Jay is being held. When Bey goes into the room she sees Jay sitting in the chair behind a table looking nonchalant as ever.)
Bey: *to herself* He's calm and I'm the nervous wreck? Ch...
Jay: Hey babe.
Bey: *sits* Hey.
Jay: Did you do what I asked?
Bey: Yeah, our attorney is on his way.
Jay: Alright good.
Bey: You seem so nonchalant about this.
Jay: They don't have any evidence babe, they can't convict me. I'll be out of here in no time.
Bey: Do you mind if I head back to the hotel? I feel sick.
Jay: Nah, go 'head. *rubs Bey's belly* Take it easy on your mother lil man.
Bey: How many times do I have to tell you my baby is a girl?
Jay: I know it's a boy.
Bey: How?
Jay: *grabs his dick* Lil man can only make boys.
Bey: *laughs* Gimme a kiss fool.
Jay: Why I gotta be all that?
Bey: You gon gimme a kiss or what?
Jay: *kisses her* I'll see you later.
Bey: Bye. *leaves*
(Bey, Ty and Angie leave and go back to Bey and Jay's hotel. They hang with bey for a little then they go back to their hotel.Bey takes a shower then goes to bed. Around 12:00 Bey is awakened by a soft pair of lips kissing her neck.)
Jay: Hey baby.
Bey: *raspy voice* Hey you made it.
Jay: Yeah. I told you I'd be home. *starts undressing then slides in the bed behind Bey.* Go to sleep babe.
(Bey and Jay both go to sleep in the morning Jay wakes up and orders room service for both of them.)
Jay: Babe, *kisses her neck* Wake up.
Bey: Noo. I'm sleepy.
Jay: *kisses her again* Wake up pleasee?
Bey: *turns over*
(Jay goes to the edge of the bed and climbs under the sheet and stops when he sees her thighs. He spreads her thighs and pulls off her panties and starts devouring her pussy.)
Bey: *wriggles* Mmmm.
Jay: Damn you taste good. *plays with her clit*
Bey: *fully awake now* Mmmmm... shit.
Jay: *mumbles* freak.
(Jay continues to lick and suck her and adds two fingers*
Bey: Fuck Jay... right there.
Jay: Like this? *goes deeper*
Bey: *screams* YESSSS! LIKE THAT! *grips the sheets.
(Jay sticks his tongue inside her and starts tongue fucking her while Bey bucking her hips making all of her juices go all over Jay's face.)
Bey: Mmmm. shit baby, i'm cumming. Ughh fuck!
Jay: *Gets up licking his lips*
Bey: *sits up with quickness* Why'd you stop?
Jay: *licks his lips* I wanted you to wake up and you're awake, now go brush your teeth and stuff and come eat some breakfast.
Bey: *whines* Jayy! I was about to cum!
Jay: I know, thats why i stopped. You always fall asleep after you cum.
Bey: *lays back on the pillows and pouts*
Jay: Come on now.
Bey: I no longer want you in my presence. And gimme my panties back!
(Jay laughs and picks up Bey's panties off of the floor and throws them to her. Bey gets up goes to shower and brush her teeth and stuff and then goes out to eat breakfast. While Bey and Jay are eating the room door bust open.)
Ty: MORNING BITCHES!
Angie and Solo: TY SHUT THE FUCK UP!
(They all walk into the kitchen.)
Ty: Ohh big daddy ordered breakfast. I'm glad I didn't spend any money on food this morning. Yes Ma'am. *starts making himself a plate*
Bey: Mooching ass.
Solo: Hey thu.
Bey: Hey, I havent seen you since you in like a day or two. Where's Julez?
Solo: Julez is with Daniel and I've just been busy.
Bey: Oh.
Angie: Bey girl after we left last night Ty got your doorman's number.
Bey: You lying!
Angie: Uh-uh.
Bey: Mmmm. That nigga FINE! I know he got a big dick.
Jay: *looking at Bey like she done lost her damn mind* What you say?
Bey: *puts her head down* Nothing.
Ty: DADDY JAY IS ON THE MOTHA FUCKING CLOCK BITCH!
Solo: Anyway Bey daddy called me yesterday and he wants us to have lucnh with him and his hoe today.
Bey: Unlikely. Especially after she disrespected me.
Solo: Ch... Lets go do something Thu.
Bey: Like what?
Solo: Lets go shopping.
Bey: I just went shopping yesterday.
Solo: So?
Bey: Lemme go change then we'll see what we can do.
(Bey changes into some jeans a simple shirt and some heels with some Ray Bans. )
Bey: *to Jay* Babe i'm leaving.
Jay: Alright. *kisses her* Be good.
Bey: I will.
(Bey, Angie Solo and Ty decide to go shopping. After shopping they go to lunch.)
Bey: Damn, this food is the shit.
Ty: Hungry ass.
(Solo looks around for the waiter and sees someone who she never expected to see.)
Solo: MAMA!?
Bey: What?
Solo: Bey aint that Mama with that old dude over there?
Bey: *looks* OH SHIT THAT IS MAMA!
Ty: OH DAMN! AUNT TINA STILL GETTING HER PUSSY DID! CH...
Angie: AUNT TINA IS TOUNGING THE HELL OUT OF HIM. DAMN.
Bey: Their leaving! Lets follow them!
(Everybody hauls ass to get the car. Bey tells Julius to follow her mother mother. They follow her mother back to the hotel and follow her up to her floor.)
Bey: Should we go in?
Solo: How?
Angie: Ty is getting the room key.
Bey: SMH, I swear Ty should be an FBI agent.
(After Ty comes back with the room key and slowly eases the room door open. They stand in the foyer listening.)
Mama Tina: Mmmm... shit. Right there boo.
Man: *grunting* Like this? Hmm?
Mama Tina: Yeahhh just like that.. HOOO SHIT.
 Bey: I didn't think Mama's pussy could get wet anymore but damn.
Ty: Aunt Tina is TAKING the dick.
Solo: *face palm*
(They hear a huge smack and Tina starts moaning*
Angie: Did he just...?
Bey: Spank her?
Solo: I think so.
Ty: Chile...
(While they are lost in their thoughts they haven't noticed that the moaning has stopped and that Tina is standing in front of them.)
Tina: WHAT THE HELL ARE ALL OF YOU DOING!?

TBC..