Wednesday, March 21, 2012

Whoop That Ass

When we left off in the last part Solo came over upset cause she found out she was pregnant by Daniel again, so she asked Bey to stay the night and yall know Bey said yes. It's now Thursday and Jay is going to take a DNA test to see if Jaylen is his son.

(Jay is in the room getting dressed when Julez runs in.)
Julez: Uncle Jay, can I come with you please?
Jay: I don't know Julez, you'll have to ask your Auntie BB.
Julez: *pouts* Uncleeee!
Jay: *sits down* Come here lemme tell you a secret.
Julez: *runs over* What?
Jay: Don't whine you sound like girl. *flicks his head*
Julez: Mannn Uncle Jay you playa hating.
Jay: *laugs* I'm playa hating?
Julez: Yeah. *grabs Jay's NY fitted and puts it on*
Jay: *shakes his head and takes his hat* Boy you are too much.
(Jay goes into the room to tell Bey he's leaving.)
Jay: Babe?
Bey: Yes Jay?
Jay: I'm leaving now, so I guess i'll see you later then mama?
Bey: Alright baby. *kisses him*
Jay: And Julez wants to know if he can come.
Bey: Sure, Solo and I need some time alone anyway. SHe's pregnant by Daniel.
Jay: O.O Isn't Daniel engaged?
Bey: Yeah, but she didn't know when they had sex.
Jay: Well I guess Julez and I could do some guy stuff today.
Bey: Alright, tell Julez come gimme a kiss goodbye.
(Jay leaves out the room and a few seconds later he comes back with Julez.)
Bey: You gon be good for Uncle Jay?
Julez: Mhhm!
Bey: No back talk, no whining and NO temper tantrums. If you give your Uncle any problems imma whoop your little ass got it?
Julez: Yes Ma'am.
Bey: Now give Auntie a hug and kiss.
Julez: *hugs her* Love you Auntie! *kisses her*
Bey: Love you too baby.
(Jay and Julez leave and go to the clinic and meet Keisha and Jaylen.)
Keisha: Hey, Jay thanks for coming. *to Jaylen* Come here.
Jaylen: *comes over* Hi.
Jay: Hey, I'm Jay and this is Julez.
Julez: Sup. *daps him up*
(The doctor calls them in the back. They swab Jay's mouth, then Jaylen's mouth. After doing that Jay decided to take them out to lunch. At lunch they got talked and got to know each other.)
MEANWHILE...
Bey: Solo you have to tell him!
Solo: I know, I just don't know how to.
(Bey's phone rings and she sees it's Ty.)
Bey: Hey Ty whats up?
Ty: Bitchh! I'm outside with Angie! Open up. *hangs up*
Solo: Who was that?
Bey: Ty, he's outside with Angie.
(Bey goes to the door to let Ty in.)
Ty: Hey bitch! Look at you, you are GLOWING! I know Jay be digging your ass OWT!
Angie: I know that's right! Got you dick whipped!
Bey: Nice to see yall too. *lets them in* Well i'm glad yall came anyway I have news.
Ty: Wel spit it out, hoe! *grabs some juice from the fridge*
Bey: I'm pregnant!
Ty: *drops his glass of juice and screams* OMGG!!!!
Angie: TY! You are such a Queen!
Solo: *CTFUU* You stupid TY!
Ty: *hugs Bey* Congrats boo! We have to go shopping and buy some stuff for my niece!
Angie: I know thats right.
Bey: But guys, I don't even know what i'm having.
Ty: We can still go shopping tho, you got Jay's black card?
Bey: You know I do!
Ty: Then what the fuck we waiting for!? Mama needs some new leather pants!
Solo: Ty, you are too much!
Ty: Chilee I know, now both of yall go get pretty!
(Bey and Solo go upstairs and get dressed and they all go out shopping.)
IN THE STORE
Cashier: Ok, Mrs Carter your total is $44.000
Bey: DAMN! *hands him Jay's card* Yall gon get me in trouble.
Solo: Aint nobody tell you go and buy all them damn stuff.
Angie: You gon be a dead woman.
Ty: Imma wear these shoes to your funeral girl. *holds up the shoes Bey just bought him*
Bey: Yall aint shit.
(They all decide to go out and get some food.)
Ty: *taking a seat* Yall see that waiter over there?
Bey: Yeah what about him?
Ty: His dick is calling my name. Mmh! I can see that shit through his pants.
Angie: But Ty, aren't you dating somebody tho?
Ty: What Darren don't know won't hurt him.
Solo: You gon soon catch an STD.
(The waiter comes over and they order their food. After their food arrives they sit down and make small talk until TY spots somebody.)
Ty: OOOH! *taps Bey* GORL Aint that Matthew over there with that bitch and her child who claiming the Knowles last name!?
Solo: Where!?
Ty: *points to a table across the room*
(Sure enough Matthew was there with his Mistress and Baby Nixon. He was playing with Nixon and laughing and smiling with the hoe.)
Ty: *grabs his purse and starts rubbing himself down with vaseline*
Solo: Gimme some of that TY!
Angie: *pulls two jars of vaseline from her purse and passes one to Solo*
Solo: This hoe gon get it today! *starts rubbing herself down*
Angie: Imma get my two cents in too! *rubs herself down*
Bey: Come on yall, lets just go.
(It was too late. Solo, Ty and Angie were already storming over toward the table.)
Ty: *clears his throat*
Solo: Dad
Angie: Uncle Matt.
Matt: Hey yall! Solo, say hello to you brother. *holds up Nixon*
Solo: He's not my FUCKING brother.
Nixon: *tears up*
Ty: Hold it togetha lil nigga! You best not cry while TY is on the mutha fucking clock!
Hoe: Let's just go Matthew.
Angie: *slaps her* Bitch did we ask you to speak!?
Matt: That's enough! *stands up*
Ty: I WISH A NIGGA WOULD! This ass whooping applies to you too Uncle Matt!
Nixon: *busts out crying*
Ty: *takes off his belt and shakes it in Nixon's face* Keep it together lil nigga!
(Bey sees Ty shaking the belt in Nixons face and runs over to go get them)
Bey: Lets just go yall. come on.
Solo: You better be glad my Thu came and got us. *goes upside the hoe's head*
Hoe: Beyonce will never do shit. Weak ass.
(Everybody then hops on that hoe including Bey and Solo's pregnant ass*
Bey: *punch* *kick* *spit*
Angie: *Punch* *punch* *spit*
Ty: *spit* *punch* *spit*
(Matts hoe is tore the hell up! The done ripped out her weave and tore her cheap ass shirt.)
Bey: Let this be a warning bitch!
Ty: You heard it hear first!
Angie: Don't fuck with it!
Solo: Tell ya friends bitch!
(They all leave the resturant. Meanwhile Jay is sitting across the resturant with Keisha, Julez and Jaylen and Just saw everything that happened.)

TBC

Friday, March 9, 2012

Love, Sex and Another Pregnancy

When we left off in the last post Bey found out about Keisha and suprisingly wasn't mad. She and Jay spent the day chilling with Solo and Julez, they take Julez back to their hotel and Keisha shows up.

(Bey goes to the front of the hotel room and answers the door and almost gave birth on the spot.)
Bey: Keisha, What are you doing here?
Keisha: Look, I know you must be really upset with me right now but I really need to talk to Jay.
Bey: Come in.
(Bey and Keisha both walk into the living room.)
Jay: Babe who was at... *sees Keisha* Oh.
Bey: Come on Julez lets give Uncle Jay some privacy.
Julez: *whines* But Auntie we just started playing! I was winning.
Bey: I'm not tell you again Julez.
Julez; *looks at Jay* *whines* Uncle Jayyyy.
Jay: *turns off the TV* Listen to your Auntie lil man. As soon as i'm done i'll come get you.
Julez: *throws down the controller* Fine.
Bey: *snatches him up* You got one more time to catch an attitude.
Julez: Yes Ma'am.
(Bey and Julez go into her and Jay's room and shut the door. There was an awkward silence between Jay and Keisha.)
Jay: So...About Jaylen... Umm are you sure he's my son.
Keisha: Not exactly, but are you willing to get a DNA test?
Jay: Yeah I am. If he's mine, imma handle my responsibilities and be a father to him.
Keisha: Well that's good to know. So when is good for you? I'm free on Jaylen and I are down here until Thursday.
Jay: Have you explained all this to him?
Keisha: Yeah, I am. He's hyped at the possibility that you could be his dad.
Jay: *laughs* Well, I'm free tomorrow, you think we could do it then?
Keisha: Sure, as long as Beyonce's ok with it.
Jay: Beyonce will be fine with it.
(Jay and Keisha exchange information and they set up everything for tomorrow and she leaves. Bey and Julez come out dressed.)
Jay: Where yall headed?
Bey: We're going to get some food, you coming?
Jay: Nah. Imma chill here.
Bey: Alright, you want me to bring you back something?
Jay: Yeah, come here though, lemme whisper something to you.
Bey: *leans down*
Jay: *whispers* You gon give me some pussy tonight?
Bey: Boy! *pushes his head* You aint shit!
Jay: Are you?
Bey: I'll think about it.
Jay: Alright then.
(Bey and Julez leave and Jay decides to watch movies and chill. Somewhere in between chilling he fell asleep and was being woken up by Bey's kisses.)
Bey:*straddling him* Baby *kiss* wake *kiss* up *kiss*
Jay: *grips her ass and starts sucking on her neck*
Bey: *moans* Baby you need to eat, you haven't eaten all day.
Jay: *tugging at her shirt* Later.
(Bey is getting lost in Jay's kisses and is giving in. Jay flips the over so that he's on top and begins to suck on her left breast while playing with the other.)
Bey: Mmm.. baby.. the...door. Lock..it.
(Jay runs to lock the door. After he locks it he pulls of Bey's pants and starts rubbing her clit through her panties while nipping on her earlobe.)
Bey: Baby...stop teasing me *moans*
Jay: What you want me to do baby...tell me. *sucks on her neck*
Bey: Mmmmm.... baby you know what I want you to do.
Jay: I wanna hear you say it though.
Bey: *whines* Jayyyy.
Jay: Say it.
Bey: *whispers* Eat my pussy.
Jay: I aint hear you Bey.
Bey: *a little louder* Eat my pussy.
(Jay smiles and pulls down Bey's panties with his teeth. He kisses the insides of her thighs until he's right at her lips. He softly kisses them, making Bey shiver, then parts them with his tongue. He used his tongue to flick her clit several times then stuck his tongue inside her, he quickly found her spot and began hitting it.)
Bey: *humping his face* Yessss baby! mmmmm fuck!
Jay: *replaces his tongue with his finger* You like that boo?
Bey: Mhhmm. *moans* Baby, faster.
(Jay pushes his finger in and out of Bey faster, the he stuck his tongue back inside her and tongue fucked her until she came all over his face.)
Jay: *licking his lips* Yummy.
(Jay gets ontop of Bey and uses the tip of his dick to tease her)
Bey: *moaning* Mmm. Baby, stop playing.
Jay: *still rubbing his dick against her pussy* You want daddy's dick?
Bey: *nods and bites her lip*
Jay: *sticks the tip in then pulls out* Nah, you don't want daddy's dick. *starts to get up*
Bey: *pulls him back down* Jayyy I need daddy's dick RIGHT NOW.
Jay: You sure?
Bey: Mhhm!
(Jay stick his dick in Bey and begins to stroke her softly, then began speeding up the pace)
Bey: Mmmm.. baby!
Jay: *whispers sternly in her ear* Why your pussy so tight? Huh? You got daddy ready to bust a nut.
Bey: Baby... go deeper. *moans*
(Jay sticks all of his dick in Bey and starts thrusting hard and fast.)
Bey: *bites down on his shoulder* YESS BABY! MMM FUCK!
(Jay flips Bey over so they're on all fours and he's giving it to her from the back)
Bey: *gripping the sheets* Yess baby! Fuck me!
Jay: *stroking her harder* Tell me it's my pussy
Bey: It's yours baby, all yours!
Jay: That's right. *thrusting deeper*
(15 minutes later, Bey is riding Jay and she's close to an orgasm)
Bey: Baby! I'm about to cum!
Jay: Cum for daddy baby.
Bey: Mmmh! Daddy i'm cumming! *cums*
Jay: Mmmmh shit! *busts a nut* Damn baby.
Bey: *breathing heavy*
(They hear a banging on the door and it sounds like Julez. Bey puts on her robe and goes to the door.)
Bey: *opens the door*
Julez: *runs in crying and hugs her*
Bey: Baby what's wrong?
Julez: Uncle Jay was hurting you.
Bey: No he wasn't baby, why would you think that?
Julez: Cause I was walking by the door and I heard you was screaming and making cry noises.
Bey:*embarrassed* Uncle Jay and I were watching a scary movie, thats why I screamed.
Julez; *sniffs* So you're ok?
Bey: Yes, i'm fine baby.
Jay: Aye, order daddy something to eat, got a nigga famished and shit.
Bey: What you want?
Jay: Order me a steak. Thanks babe.
(Bey goes to call room service, she orders steak for Jay, a cheeseburger and fries for Julez and a club sandwich for herself. The food arrives soon after. Bey gives Julez his food then goes to take Jay his food.)
Bey: *to herself* I should've let that fool eat the food from earlier. *shakes her head* He so damn spoiled.
Jay: *taking the food* Thanks babe. *kisses her*
(Bey sits down on the other side of the bed and begins to eat her food.)
Jay: What chu eating?
Bey: A sandwich.
Jay: Oh Word? Can I have a piece?
Bey: No.
Jay: Why?
Bey: Cause I said so.
Jay: Oh I see how it is, take my dick then treat me like shit. *pretends to be upset*
Bey: *laughs* Awww baby you know I love you! Here. *Holds out a piece of her sandwich*
Jay: *takes a bite* Yummy! Not as good at you though. *winks*
Bey: *blushes*
(They finish eating and they curl up in bed together to watch a movie. After a while Julez came and joined them, they watched the movie laughed and just enjoyed each others company. After putting Julez to bed around 9:00 there was a knock at the hotel door)
Bey: Who could that be? *opens the door*
(When Bey opens the door she see's Solo looking a mess and crying.)
Bey: Solo, what the hell happened?
Solo: I slept with Daniel just before we came to Paris, and I started feeling sick and stuff but I ignored it, so today I went to the doctor and I found out i'm pregnant by Daniel...Again/
Bey: WAIT A got damn minute! Isn't Daniel engaged?!
Solo: *nods* But Thu I swear I had no idea until the day he came to the hotel to take Julez out.
Bey: *rubs her head* Let me look to the Lord for guidance during this trying time!
Solo: This aint no time for a sermon Minister Knowles! What am I going to do?
Bey: TF you mean? Have the baby.
Solo: I can't...
Bey: Now Solo... You do realize there is a PERSON growing inside of you right? And you knew how much it hurt me when I miscarried, so how the hell you just gon go get pregnant and decide not to keep it cause you don't like the father? Pregnancy is a gift Solo, you shouldn't take it for granted.
Solo: Bey I know! I'm just confused. Can I stay here tonight?
Bey: You know you can. Julez is already sleep in his room, you can go on in there.
Solo: Thanks Thu. *goes to Julez's room*
Bey: *goes back to her bedroom* Lord give me patience.
Jay: Who was that?
Bey: It was Solo.
(Bey begins to tell Jay everything and all Jay can do is shake his head.)
Jay: Yall Knowles women is crazy.
Bey: *cuddles up next to him* What are we gonna name our baby?
Jay: I was thinking Shawn Junior.
Bey: Too Bad my baby is a girl though. I was thinking Blue Ivy. Your favorite color, my favorite number.
Jay: I like that, too bad you having a boy tho.
Bey: We'll see.
(Bey and Jay eventually fall asleep)

TBC..




Monday, March 5, 2012

Little Jay ? & Little Bey ? O.o

When we left off in the last part Bey and Jay went to lunch with Rihanna, and Bey threw mad shade at her. Jay then agreed to go lay down a verse on one of Rihanna's tracks causing Bey to catch an attitude. Jay brought her some ice-cream coming back from the studio so it was all good, then they were cuddled up in bed when Kanye calls Jay and tells Jay that his ex Keisha is claiming that he is the father of her 10 year old son.
Jay: The fuck that bitch say?
Kanye: You're the father of her 10 year old son...
Jay: Man, that's bullshit. I aint got no kids! I got one on the way though.
Kanye: Wait, rewind, You got one on the way?
Jay: Yeah man, Bey's pregnant.
Kanye: Congrats man! Anyway, I think you should turn to the news real quick
Jay: Alright man, thanks for the heads up. *hangs up*
(Jay is infuriated. He couldn't believe that bitch had the nerve to pull some shit like this 10 years later. Jay turned to CNN and saw his ex Keisha speaking with Piers Morgan about her book.)
Piers: So, Keisha, in this book you say that you and rap superstar Jay-Z dated for two years.
Keisha: Yes, we did, we had alot of issues though. Our biggest issue was trust. I couldn't trust him around groupies and stuff.
Piers: Did your relationship end as a result of his player ways?
Keisha: Yes, it was more than that though. He thought that he could make up for it by buying me expensive things and showering me with gifts when really I wanted was his affection.
Piers: In the book you also reveal that you have a 10 year old son named Jaylen.
Keisha: Yes.
Piers: Are you 100% sure that Jay-Z is the father of your child.
Keisha: Yes I am.
Piers: Does Jaylen ever ask about his father?
Keisha: The funny thing is Jay-Z is his favorite rapper, I mean Jaylen worships the ground he walks on, he wears the yankee caps and the sneakers, everything, he idolizes Jay. I didn't tell him because that would tear him up inside, but to be fair to Jay, I never told him about Jaylen in the first place so he shouldn't be blamed for being an absentee father, that was on me. I know for a fact that had Jay known about Jaylen he would've been an active father in his life. He always told me that it hurt him deeply when his father left him and he'd never want anyone to experience that kind of pain.
Piers: Do you plan on telling your son about Jay-Z
Keisha: Yes, I do eventually, but I would like to speak with Jay about it first.
Piers: If Jay-Z asks you to take a DNA test and it proves he isn't Jaylen's father, what will you do?
Keisha: Well, if that happens to be the case then i'll issue an apology and let him move on with his life.
Piers: Thank you for speaking with us Keisha.
Keisha: Thank you for having me. *shakes his hand*
Piers: We'll be right back after the break.
(As the show cuts to commercial Jay calls Keisha) Keisha: Hello
Jay: Keisha..!
Keisha: Jay?!
Jay: Yes Jay.
Keisha: Omg hey! I cant believe you still have my number! Whats up?! How you been?!
Jay: Uhh uhh.. stop with the bullshit. You know why Im callin.
Keisha: Oh..
Jay: Oh is right! How the FUCK you gon get on national LIVE TV and tell the world that you have a 10 year old son by me that I! dont even know about?!
Keisha: Jay I..
Jay: You WHAT?! Hoe you KNOW Im married! And now I have a baby on the way! And YOU wanna go and do this shit?! WHY wouldn't you just tell ME?! WHY did that thought never cross your mind?! WHY?!
Keisha: *crying* Jay Im..
Cameraman: Keisha we're back on in 30seconds
Keisha: *sniffles* Jay I have to go.. Ill call you when i can.
(Keisha fixes herself up and runs back to her seat.)
Cameraman: And we're on in 3..2..1..
Piers: And we're back here with Jay-Z's former girlfriend Keisha who claims to have a 10 year old son named Jaylen that Mr. Jay-Z doesn't even know about.
Keisha: Piers before we continue this interview, I'd just like to apologize to Jay's wife Beyoncé. I never took the time to think about how this would effect her, and for that I'm sorry. And I also want to say sorry to Jay for not telling him this earlier and personally, and to my son Jaylen for letting him grow up without a father.
Piers: That sounded very heartfelt, but just hope Beyonce don't catch a case and beat your ass.
Keisha: I will.
(Jay then switches off the TV and looks over at sleeping Bey.)
Jay: *to himself* Bey is gonna KILL me when she see's this shit and she'll probably know by the time she wake up cause Solo got a big ass mouth. *sighs*
(Jay decides to go to bed and tell Bey in the morning. In the morning Bey wakes up and sees she has 30 missed calls. 15 from Solo, 5 from Kelly, and 10 from her Mother. She decides to call Kelly first)
Kelly: Bey!? Where the fuck you been bitch I been calling you!
Bey: Bitch I was sleep!
Kelly: GORL I been calling to tell you Jay's ex Keisha was on Piers Morgan last night.
Bey: What did she say!?
Kelly: She said Jay's the father of her 10 year old son.
Bey: LAWD HAMMERCY! I'm pregnant and now this!?
Kelly: Wait...rewind! Do you say you're pregnant!? How did this happen?
Bey: WTF You mean bitch? Jay nutted in me. How else?
Kelly: Don't get smart hoe. I'm happy for you though.
Bey: *sighs* Thanks. Anyway lemme go kill this Negro.
Kelly: *laughs* Go easy on him Bey, Keisha said she never told him about the boy.
Bey: Alright Bye, love you.
Kelly: Love you too.
(Bey goes into the bathroom and and showered and brushed her teeth. She dressed in sweats and grabbed her phone and purse. When she was putting some stuff in her purse Jay was just waking up.)
Jay: Morning baby.
Bey: Hey.
Jay: Where you going?
Bey: Over to Solo's hotel.
Jay: I wanna go too, wait for me.
Bey: Jay I know about Keisha.
(Jay instantly freezes. He didn't think she'd find out so soon.)
Jay: Babe I swear I had no idea. Kanye called me and informed me.
Bey: Oh, well get a DNA and hurry up and get this shit over with, I don't need to be stressed during this pregnancy.
Jay: *pulls Bey close* Baby, hug me, tell me you love me.
Bey: *hugs him* You know I love you.
Jay: *kisses her forehead* Can I still come with you to see Solo and Julez?
Bey: Fine, hop your ass in the shower tho, you smell stank. *makes her stank face*
Jay: That's how we living? *laughs*
Bey: That's exactly how we living. Hurry yo ass up.
(Jay does the whole hygiene thing then they make their way to Solo's hotel.)
*AT SOLOS HOTEL*
Julez: *answers the door* BB! *jumps in her arms*
Bey: *picks him up* Hi baby. *kisses him*
Julez: BB Daddy was here! He took me for ice cream!
Bey: Really?
Julez: Mhhm! And BB guess what?
Bey: What?
Julez: I have a baby sister! Her name is Danielle.
Bey: That's good baby.
Jay: *clears his throat*
Julez: *goes to Jay and uses his gangsta voice* Sup Uncle Jay? *daps him up*
Jay: It's all good lil man.
Bey: *cracks up* Jay, you not finna turn my baby into a pimp.
Jay: *laughs* Hes a pimp by blood just like you Baby Thug.
Bey: *laughs* Yea whatever.
Solo: Well well well.... Looks what the cat dragged in. *looking at Jay*
Jay: Whoa Whoa Whoa ! Chill sis. Let me explain.
Solo: *to Bey* Thu Thu you know this nigga got a son right?
Bey: That 1. he didn't know about 2. "Conceived" before he was with me and 3. Isn't even sure is his? Yes Solo I know.
Solo: Well excuse me for tryna help! Damn
Julez: You have a son Uncle Jay?
Jay: I don't know Lil Man. Maybe.
Julez: Cool, we should chill.
Solo: Boy, get in that damn room and pick up your clothes before I slap the spit out of your mouth.
Julez: Uncle Jay says I don't hafta, that's what girls are for. He says Auntie BB pick up his stuff all the time.
Bey: *looks at Jay* He did?
Julez: Mhhhm! Uncle Jay says you never tell him no. He said he could get butt from you anytime he wants, whatever that is.
Jay: Uh, come on Julez lets go pick up the stuff.
Bey: Jay! Get cho ass back here! Julez, go clean up your room before I put my foot in your throat!
(Julez runs in his room and Jay stands there with his head down cause he knows he's in trouble, meanwhile Solo is on the couch laughing her ass off. She couldn't believe Bey had talked to Julez like that. Solo couldn't wait to rub in his face how his precious Auntie had got his little fresh ass together.)
Bey: *trying to be calm* You told my seven year old nephew I was easy!?
Jay: I aint said it like that!
Bey: But you still said it Jay! *sits down* You gon give me heart palpitations
Solo: *cracking the fuck up* YASSS Thu Thu! Get these fools together.
Bey: I'm hungry, what you got up in here to eat?
Solo: There's some food over there on the table.
Bey: Ohh fuck yes!
(Bey runs to the table like a runaway slave and starts fucking up the food.)
Solo: Got damn bitch, slow down food aint going out of style!
Jay: Yeah Bey, take your time,
Bey: Both of yall shut the fuck up! *bites into waffle*
(After Bey finished eating they all decided to chill and watch a movie. They watched movies talked and just enjoyed each others comapny. Around four in the afternoon Bey and Jay decided to get going.)
Julez: Do you have to leave BB? *pouts*
Bey: You wanna come with us then baby?
Julez: *looks at Solo* Can I mommy?
Solo: You aint got to ask me twice go pack your stuff. *to Bey and Jay* I'm finna go clubbing tonight!
Bey: Smhh you are too much Solo.
(Julez runs back in with his bag packed and they leave for Bey and Jay's hotel. At Bey and Jay's hotel Bey got Julez settled in the other room while Jay was on his laptop.)
Julez: Auntie BB, mommy said you have a new baby, is that true?
Bey: No Julez, you're my only baby.
Julez: Promise?
Bey: Promise. *hugs him*
Julez: I'm gonna go find Uncle Jay.
(Julez runs into the living room to find Jay.)
Julez: Uncle Jay, can we play Xbox?
Jay: Sure Lil Man. *turns off his laptop and turns on the game* What game you wanna play?
Julez: Can we play the racing game?
Jay: Sure.
(Jay and Julez start playing Xbox when they hear a knock at the door)
Jay: *shouting* Babe can you get that please!?
(Bey goes to the front of the hotel room and answers the door and almost gave birth on the spot.)
Bey: Keisha, What are you doing here?

TBC...

Thursday, February 2, 2012

Blind Trust

When we left off in the last part Bey and Jay had some great sex then Kanye came over to discuss he and Jay's album artwork. After Kanye left, Jay and Bey cuddled up in bed then Jay brought up the topic of Rihanna, things got heated, Jay lost his cool and pushed her. Here we go!

Jay: *to himself* Oh shit! What the fuck did I just do!? *rushes over to Bey* Baby i'm so sorry! Are you ok!?
Bey: *holding her face and crying*
Jay: Shit! *picks her up and lays her on the bed* Baby please talk to me!
Bey: *still holding her face* Leave me alone.
(Jay removes Bey's hands from her face and see's a bruise forming on her chin and instantly feels bad.)
Jay: Baby I'm sorry. I don't what came over me.
Bey: *screaming* You're always sorry Jay!
Jay: Bey, calm down...
Bey: Nigga what the fuck!? You just pushed me into a mother fucking chair and you want me to calm down!
Jay: Bey it was an accident, I said I was sorry.
Bey: No it wasnt! An accident is if you bumped into me and I fell and hit my chin on the chair. You pushed me INTO the damn chair!
(Bey is hurt and she is furious. She never thought in a million years that Jay would ever put his hands on her or physically harm her on purpose)
Jay: Babe i'm so sorry! I promise it will never happen again!
Bey:*starts to tear up* You promised me you'd never do anything to hurt me Jay, physically or emotionally.
Jay: *pulls Bey into his arms* Bey, i'm so sorry! I just blacked out babe. I swear on my life I'll never push you like that again. I love you more than I love myself.
Bey: *sniffling* Ok... But if you ever push me again I will cut your dick off and make you give yourself head.
Jay: O.O Ok.
(Jay and Bey lay down and they begin to watch a french movie. Bey falls asleep a little later and Jay still feeds bad about pushing her so he decides to call room service and create a romantic dinner for the two of them. He calls room service and orders steak, mashed potato's with gravy, and greens and for dessert cheesecake ans chocalote strawberries and some apple cider. He then calls the front desk and asks them to send up some candles. He gets his iPod and turns on some romantic music. After the food is delivered he sets the table and puts the cider in an ice bucket and puts the cheesecake and the chocolate strawberries in the fridge to keep them hard. After he is done setting up he goes to wake up Bey.)
Jay: *shaking Bey* Baby... wake up.
Bey: *rolls over* Mmmm... Jay noo.
Jay: You hungry?
Bey: *jumps up* Yess!
Jay: *laughs* Come one I got us dinner.
(Jay helps Bey out of the bed and takes her out to the balcony where he has set up their dinner. Bey's eyes light up when she sees the food and cant wait to dig in. Jay pulls out Bey's chair then purs her some cider and passes her a plate with silverware before doing the same for himself. As soon as Bey gets her plate she starts fucking shit up.)
Jay: Damn baby, slow down, the food aint going nowhere boo.
Bey: I know, but i'm so hungry! You want that? *points to Jay's greens*
Jay: *sighs and puts his greens on her plate*
Bey: Thanks baby. *keeps eating*
(They finish their dinner and Jay decides it's time for dessert.)
Bey: Baby, that was so good.
Jay: I'm glad you liked it boo. You ready for dessert.
Bey: My nigga! *daps him up*
Jay: *laughs out loud* baby you a trip.
(Jay goes and gets the chocolate strawberries and cheesecake and cuts Bey a piece and gives her some strawberries before doing so for himself)
Jay: You enjoying yourself baby?
Bey: *mouth full* MHHHM!
Jay: Good, I just wanted to let you know I'm truly sorry for pushing you like that and you don't have to go to lunch with Rihanna tomorrow if you don't want to.
Bey: *sighs* Babe.. I'll go, but only cause I get a chance to shade her to her face.
Jay: *shakes his and and cups her chin* What am I gonna do with you?
Bey: Love me.
Jay: I already do. *kisses her* Now finish your cheesecake love.
Bey: With pleasure! *continues eating*
(While Jay washed the dishes Bey went to go take a shower. After she took a shower she laid down in bed and instantly fell asleep. After Jay finished cleaning up, he went to go find Bey. When he went into the bedroom he saw her asleep so he went to take his shower then cuddled next to her)
Jay: *lays down in bed and pulls Bey into his arms and whispers* Love babe.
Bey: *half asleep* Love you too.
(They bith go to sleep after that.)
*THE NEXT MORNING*
Bey: *wakes up 1st* Hmm.. lemme try to make breakfast. (She brushes her teeth then heads to the kitchen)
Bey:*to herself* Im thinkin pancakes, bacon, and eggs? Yea.. I can do that.
(Bey begins to read the Aunt Jemima box)
Bey: Ok this looks easy. *starts mixin up the pancakes* I got this.
(Bey puts the 1st pancake on and it turns out good, so Bey is feelin pretty confident. She tries to do 2 at a time now)
Bey:Oh shit! I burned one. Let me try the eggs..
(Bey mixes up eggs and puts em on and turns on a playlist of all her music)
Bey:I need some inspirational music!
( Jay hears the music and smells the food)
Jay: Oh Lord.. Help me Jesus.
( Bey finishes making all the food and she thinks its a success she's super proud so she goes to wake up Jay)
Jay: *fakes sleep*
Bey: Shawn! Shawn wake up! *shakes him*
Jay: *opens his eyes* Yes love?
Bey: I have a suprise for you. Go brush your teeth and meet me in the dining room. *kisses him and runs out*
Jay: Lord.. help me. *brushes his teeth and goes in the living room to find Bey sitting at a candlelit table with this food that she obviously made and '03 Bonnie n Clyde" playin in the background*
Jay: Awww how cute! You made this?
Bey: *proud* MMHMM! Sit down
Jay: *sits* It.. smells good.
Bey: Thanks!
Jay: Okay well.. lets pray and then umm.. eat.
Bey: Okay!
Jay: Lord, Thank you for waking us up this morning and allowing us to see another day. Thank you for this food.. I think, and thank you so much for allowing my wife to create another life. Please keep them safe and uhh.. Don't let them eat anything.... harmful to their health. Amen.
Bey: Shawn! Did you.. Did you jist shade my food?!
Jay: Huh? No baby. Of course not. Lets eat.
Bey: Whatever.. *takes the 1st bite*
Jay: Umm.. how is it?
Bey: Taste it and see.
Jay: *takes a bite* O.o .. Mmmm its.... *swallows hard* good..
Bey: *face lights up* Really?!
Jay: Mmhmm..
Bey: Well lets eat up! We have a date with blood head remember?
Jay: Be nice.. Bey: Eat Jay.. Just shut up and eat..
(Jay forces himself to eat Bey's nasty ass food then they both eat, take a shower, and get dressed) Bey: *calls Rih*
Rih: Hello?
Bey: Heyyyy Gurl!!
Rih: Bey.. Beyoncé?!
Bey: Yassss! Why you sound so suprised?!
Rih: Huh uhh.. Idk.. Are you coming to lunch with me and Jay today?
Bey: Of course. You know I dont trust you around my husband.
Rih: Oh..
Bey: MMHMM! Bye girl!
Rih: Bye. *They hang up*
Jay: *side eyes her*
Bey: Whaaattttt?! You said be nice!
Jay: I said be nice, not slick shade the poor girl.
Bey: Anyway lets go.
(Bey and Jay get into the car and Julius drives them to the resturant. Jay spots Rih and and he and Bey walk over to her)
Rih: Hey Jay. Hello Beyonce, you like nice today.
Bey: Ch.. I look nice everyday.
Jay: *elbows her in her side and whispers* Say something nice back.
Bey: *rolls her eyes*
Jay: *whispers* Do it!
Bey: I like your umm... your.. um... phone?
Rih: Uhh.. thanks.
Jay: *shakes his head*
(They all sit down and order their food. While they wait for their food Rihanna decides to ask Bey to listen to some tracks for her new album)
Rih: I hope you don't mind but I brought my iPod with a few tracks from my new album i'm working on and I really want your input. *pushes the iPod toward Bey*
Bey: *looks at the iPod then at Jay, then Rih* I'm so sorry I can't I have an ear infection.
Jay: *kicks Bey under the table*
Bey: *punches him in the dick*
Jay: Ooooh shit!
Rih: What's wrong?
Jay: I umm.. have to use the bathroom. *gets up and goes to the bathroom*
(It's just Bey and Rih at the table and the tension is so thick you could cut through it with a knife)
Rih: I'm so axious to hear your new album Beyonce. I know it's gonna be hot.
Bey: I also know it's gonna go #1 something you wouldn't know much about. *smiles*
Rih: I have #1 singles *smiles*
Bey: But where is your #1 album boo?
Rih: *looks down and plays with her nails*
Bey: *to herself* Weak bitch can't take me.
Jay: *comes back from the bathroom*
(Shortly after Jay sits down the food arrives and everyone begins to eat.)
Jay: So Rih, what the name of that new album you're working on?
Rih: It's called Talk That Talk.
Jay: Oh cool name.
Rih: I have a song on the album it has the same name as the album and I was hoping you could lay down a verse?
Jay: I'm cool with that.
Rih: And Beyonce, I would also like to record a song with you.
Bey: *chokes on her steak*
Jay: *palms face*
Rih: Well...What do you say.
Bey: I'm sorry, but I don't do songs with people who don't have #1 albums.
Rih: Oh.
Bey: It's nothing personal, it's something my father taught me.
Jay: *whispers* You don't even like your dad.
Bey: Shut up.
Jay: Well after this I can go to the studio and lay down my piece.
Rih: Really!? Thanks Jay.
(They finish up their lunch and Jay pays the bill.)
Jay: Baby imm a ride with Rih in her car, you gon be ok?
Bey: *catching an attitude* Yeah whatever.
Jay: Baby, don't be like that.
Bey: If you're going with forehead, hurry the fuck up and get out my got damn face.
Jay: Ill be back in 2 hours the latest...I love you.
Rih: Bye Beyonce, i'll send my tracks with Jay so you can listen to them after you get over your ear infection.
Bey: *to herself* This bitch can't take a fucking hint. *To Rih* You do that.
Jay: I'll bring you back something sweet ok?
Bey: Whatever. *closes the car door*
Jay: *sighs then gets in the car with Rih*
*AT THE STUDIO*
(Rih and Jay have just finished the track.)
Rih: Thanks for being on my track Jay.
Jay: No problem Rih.
(They hug then Jay takes a cab and stops at a store and gets her some butter pecan ice-cream and some candy. He gets to the hotel
 and sees Bey watching TV.)
Jay: Hey babe.
Bey: Hey.
Jay: *hands her the bag*
Bey: Thanks.
(Jay takes off his clothes then get in bed with Bey)
Jay: You mad?
Bey: Why would I be mad?
Jay: cause I agreed to do the song with Rih. *kisses her chin*
Bey: You can do what you want.
(They watch TV for a little bit then Jay's phone rings*
Jay: Hello?
Kanye: Turn to the news!
Jay: Why?
Kanye: Remember that bitch you Keisha you used to fuck?
Jay: Yeah.
Kanye: Bitch wrote a book and you in it!
Jay: The fuck that hoe say?
Kanye: You're the father of her 10 year old son...

TBC...

Sunday, January 29, 2012

All Falls Down

When we left off in the last part, Bey took Julez to Disneyland, and they had a great time (besides the big rollercoaster) lol. After, Bey and Jay talked about the pregnancy then cuddled up and went to sleep.

*THE NEXT MORNING*
Jay: *kisses Bey to wake her up* Morning Beyutiful.
Bey: *rolls over half sleep* Heyy.. baby..
Jay: Oooo chile.. that mornin breath!! *laughs*
Bey: *rolls back over* Shut upppp..
Jay: Awww Im sorry baby. *picks her up* Come here!
Bey: Jay!
Jay: *kisses her* I love you Bey Giselle. Morning breath and all.
Bey: *kisses him: I love you too Shawn Corey.
Jay: *puts her down in the bathroom* Now.. brush them teeth
(Bey brushes her teeth and goes downstairs and watches Jay make breakfast.)
Bey: Need some help?
Jay: Nahh, i'm not ready to die just yet. *laughs*
Bey: *hits him in the head* Shut up. *pouts*
Jay: Aww, did I hurt my baby's feelings?
Bey: *nods*
Jay: Aww baby I'm sorry.
Bey: *pretends to be mad* Mhhm
Jay: Lemme make it up to you. *turns of the stove and sits Bey on the counter and starts rubbing her thighs*
Bey: *cracks a smile*
Jay: I knew you'd like that... You little freak.
(Jay slowly slides Bey's shorts down then slides down her underwear. Jay then makes her lay on the counter, he puts her legs on his shoulders and sticks two fingers in her. )
Bey: Mmmm... babyy.
Jay: You like that huh?
Bey: *whispers* Mhhm
(Jay keeps finger fucking her while flicking her clit with his toungue.)
Bey: *whimpers*
(Jay knows she's about to cum so he sticks his tongue in her and quickly finds her spot and begins to hit it.)
Bey: *whimpers* Jay... i'm bout to.. cum...mmm fuck!
(Bey cums and Jay swallows it all and licks his lips. Bey was shaking like a leaf on the counter and Jay laughed. He helps her over to couch and sits down and she climbs ontop of him*
Jay: You ready for this?
Bey: *smiles* Mhhhm.
(Bey begins to ease down on Jay's dick and starts to make a steady rhythm.)
Jay: Ahh shit Bey. *pushes her down on more of his dick*
Bey: Mhhhmmm... fuck Jay.
(Bey is riding the fuck out of Jay and all you hear is moans and skin slapping. Jay flips Bey over so he can be ontop.)
Jay: *thrusting deep* Ahh shit....
Bey: *bites down on Jay's shoulder and scratches his back* Baby....mmmm shit.
Jay: What''s my name baby?
Bey: *whispers* Shawn
Jay: *grunts* I aint hear you Bey, what was that?
Bey: *a little louder* Sha.jdbhdbdh
Jay: Scream that shit Bey!
Bey: SHAWN!!! AHHH FUCK!
(Bey busts a huge nut and just lays there while Jay continues to get his nut)
Jay: AHH SHIT!*nuts inside of Bey*
(Bey and Jay lay there and catch their breath, they eventually get up and go to the shower)
*IN THE SHOWER*
Jay: *kissing on Bey's neck*
Bey: *whines* babyy, stopp i'm sleepy.
(Jay wraps one of Bey's legs around his waist and begins to suck on Bey's neck leaving hickeys all over, then he goes down to her breasts and circles each nipple with his tounge, he slowly made his way to her stomach and he kissed it lovingly then when he finally got to her pussy he put her leg on his shoulder and began to finger fuck Bey and suck on her clit. After about 10 minutes of that Bey couldn't take it anymore and she squirted all over Jay's face)
Bey: Sorry baby.
Jay: *licking his lips* It's cool baby.
(Jay then bends Bey over and slides his dick in her. Bey's hair is getting wet and she don't even care cause she too far gone. Jay is holding on Bey;s shoulder and pounding her pussy to kingdom, after 5 mins Bey cums all over Jay's dick and Jay cums shortly after.)
Bey: Damn baby, that was good.
Jay: *kisses her* Lets get cleaned up so we can eat. A nigga is hungry. *laughs*
(Bey and Jay shower for real this time then they eat breakfast and cuddle up and watch some TV and someone knocks on the door*
Jay: I'll get it babe. (Jay goes to the door and looks through the peephole and sees it's Kanye and opens the door.)
Jay: Wassup ye. *daps him up and lets him in*
Kanye: Wassup Hov. *sees Bey on the couch* Hey Baby Thug.
Bey: Hey Kanye, how are you?
Kayne: Can't complain? Just came over to talk to Jay about our album artwork.
Bey: Alright well imma go take a nap then.
(Bey tries to get up but her legs are to shaky and her pussy is hurting)
Bey: Uhh..Jay... can yo come here for a second?
Jay: *lloks at her funny* Umm. Sure babe *walks over to her* Whats wrong?
Bey: *whispers* Baby i can't walk.
Jay: What chu mean you can't walk?
Bey: My legs are shaky and my pussy hurts.
Jay: *busts out laughing*
(Kanye looks over at Bey then at Jay then busts out laughing too)
Kanye: I hope you aint saying what I think you saying Bey! He beat it  up that bad? My nigga. *daps up Jay*
Bey: Yall aint shit! *gets up and limps to the bedroom*
(The whole time Bey was limping to the bedroom Jay and Kanye were killing themselves lauging. Both of them were on the floor holding their stomachs with tears coming out their eyes. They finally calmed down enough to discuss their album artwork and soon after Kanye left. Jay goes in the bedroom to check on Bey and see's her sitting up watching TV.)
Jay: hey babe.
Bey: Is Ye gone?
Jay: Yeah, it's just me and you and lil pimpin.
Bey: Lil pimpin? uh-uh My baby is a girl, and even if it was a boy aint no lil pimping round here. *laughs*
Jay:*laughs* Nahh,I know this my son up in here.
Bey: Yeah, ok we'll see.
Jay: hey, I love you.
Bey: *kisses him* I love you too.
Jay: SO I was thinking, Rihanna is gonna be back in town...
Bey: No.
Jay: You aint even let me finish.
Bey: I don't like Rihanna, therefore the answer is no.She aint suck my dick for a record deal, nahh buddy thats you.
Jay: She aint never sucked my dick.
Bey: *side eyes him*
Jay: Ok! It was one time, but that was when we decided to take a break.
Bey: Well that's you, you're her friend.
Jay: Baby, she just wants to have lunch with us.
Bey: I said I don't want to.
Jay: So what am I supposed to tell her? She really wants your opinion on some new tracks she's working on.
Bey Wait, didn't she just release and album? And if you think imma damage my ears and listen to that bullshit, you must have swallowed too much of my cum.
Jay: Why you always gotta be so stubborn.
Bey: I just told you I don't want to go! Do I ever force you to go out with people you don't like? NO I don't, so calm that shit down cause the movie is about to start.
Jay: *turns off the TV*
Bey: This motha fucka! Cut the shit back on Jay.
Jay: *gets out of bed and starts to leave with the remote*
Bey: *slaps him and snatches the remote*
(Jay is MAD AS HELL right now and without thinking he pushes Bey and she falls and hit's her chin on the chair sitting beside the bed)
Bey: *begins to cry*
Jay: *to himself* Oh shit! What the fuck did I just do!?

TBC...

Monday, January 23, 2012

The Test

When we left off in the last part, Bey shot her album package, and Jay and Ye worked on their album.
Then, Bey and Jay just enjoyed each other's company.

*2 WEEKS lATER*

(Bey and Jay have been really busy so Bey didn't have the opportunity to take Julez to Disneyland, but she finally has a free day and she promised Julez that she would take him. Jay wakes up before Bey & writes her a note that says "Baby I gotta go work on the album this morning. Im havin breakfast delivered for you in a couple hours. I love you with all my heart and I'll see you later. Have fun at Disneyland"* *he leaves* *10:00 AM* *Bey's alarm goes off)
Bey: *turns off alarm. rolls over & feels for Jay* Jay..? Baby..? Jay?!*opens her eyes* Where is my husband?! *sits up and see the note.* *reads and smiles* I love him.
(Bey gets up and brushes her teeth and then there is a knock at the door)
Bey: That must be breakfast! *answers the door*
(Jay ordered her waffles, eggs, baccon and orange juice. She eats and gets in the shower.)
*IN THE SHOWER*
Bey: *starts feelin a little sick* Wtf did Jay order me?.. *washes up and gets out*
(After Bey gets dressed, she has to run to the bathroom to throw up, but it passes soon after. Then Bey's phone begins to ring) Bey: Hello. Julez: Auntie!! Im all ready for Disneyland!! Bey: Me too baby! Im on my way to get you now! Julez: Ok BB! I love you. Bey: I love you too. *They hang up and Bey goes to pick up Julez*
*AT SOLO'S HOTEL*
(Bey goes up to Solo's room and Julez answers the door)
Julez: Auntie!! *jumps in her arms*
Bey: Hey baby! *hugging him*
Julez: Auntie I missed you soo much! *kisses her cheek*
Bey: *laughs* I missed you too baby. *kisses his forehead*
Solo: *comes to the door* Can both of yall shut up and leave! I know yall see me tryna sleep! *walks back to her room and mumbles "Loud ass mother fuckers"*
Bey: *laughs* Come on baby lets go.
(Julez goes and says goodbye to Solo then he and Bey get in the car and Julius drives them to Disneyland)
*AT DISNEYLAND*
(Julez is so hype and he wants to go on as many rides as possible)
Bey: Julez slow down baby!
Julez: *whines* Auntie! Did you have to wear heels today! You know those things slow you down!
Bey: Boy, the rides aint going nowhere alright?
Julez: Ok. Can we go on the roller coaster first?
Bey: Sure.
(After standing in line for 20 minutes Bey and Julez finally make it to the rollar coaster. After they get seated Julez gets a bit frightened)
Julez: *snuggles closer to Bey*
Bey: Julez what's wrong?
Julez: I'm kinda scared Auntie. *starts to tear up*
Bey: Oh, Baby, don't cry! *puts an arm around him* Nothing's gonna happen to you.
(Soon the ride begins to move and Julez clings to Bey more and more. They finally get to the top of the rollarcoaster and when Julez looked down he saw the entire park and that pretty much did it for him)
Julez: *busts out crying* Auntie, I don't wanna go down! Nooo!!!
Bey: Julez we're already at the top, it's too late to go back now.
(When Julez feels the rollar coaster inching downward he begins to lose it.)
Julez: *screams and cries* Get me of this ride!!
Bey: *shakes her head* Lord give me patience with this child.
(When the roller coaster drops Julez begins to scream and cry until he's red in the face. After a few more twists and turns and drops the ride finally came to an end. Julez looked a hot mess after he got off the ride)
Julez: *sniffling* I don't like that ride Auntie.
Bey: Alright lets try a different one.
Julez: Yeah, something safer. *wipes his eyes*
(Julez and Bey go on the little kiddie rides for awhile then they get something to eat and go on a few more rides. After that Julez began to get sleepy so Bey decided it was time for them to go.)
*AT SOLO's HOTEL*
Bey: *carrying a sleeping Julez* GORL your son is a mess.
Solo: *laughs* what he do?
Bey: *tells her about the roller coaster*
Solo: *laughs* Aww my poor baby.
Bey: *lays him down on the bed and takes off his shoes* His poor little face was so red at end of the ride. I honestly felt bad for him Solo. *strokes Julez's hair.*
Solo: You do know he only acts like a baby when he's around you right?
Bey: Yeah I know, but he is my baby. I love- *starts to feel sick*
(Bey runs to the bathroom and starts to throw up her guts.)
Solo: OMG Bey are you ok?
Bey: *still puking* Mhhm.
(After Bey is done puking she rinses out he mouth and Solo just sits on the bed smiling at her*
Bey: Why the hell you smiling like that.
Solo: *still smiling* You're pregnant.
Bey: No I'm not.
Solo: Yes you are.
Bey: No I'm not!
Solo: Take a test.
Bey: Fine I will.
(Solo runs to her purse and gives Bey a pregnancy test)
Bey:You actually keep shit like this in your purse Solo?
Solo: Never know when you might need one.
Bey:CH...
(Bey goes into the bathroom and pees on the stick, she washes her hands then comes out to sit with Solo.)
Bey: Solo...I'm scared.
Solo: Scared of what Bey?
Bey: What if I am pregnant and then I...lose the baby again. *starts to tear up*
Solo: Bey, listen to me, if you are pregnant you will not loose this baby. That miscarriage had NOTHING to do with you, it was all daddy's fault. *pulls Bey into her arms.*
(They wait for five minutes then they both hear the test beep)
Bey: I'm scared.
Solo: I'll go get it.
(Solo goes in the bathroom to get the pregnancy test, even though she was only gone for a few seconds Bey felt like she was gone for hours)
Bey: What does it say?
Solo: You're pregnant.
Bey: I am!? *gets excited*
Solo: OMG! I'm gonna be an Auntie!!
(Solo and Bey hug each other and dance around the room like little kids. After the excitement wore down, Bey decided that she would go home and share the good news with Jay, she hugged Solo goodbye kissed Julez and left.)
*AT THE BEY'S HOTEL*
(Bey walks into their hotel room and sees Jay and Rihanna sitting on the couch talking. Jay quickly spots her and stands up to greet her*
Jay: Hey baby, *kisses Bey on her forehead*
Bey: Hi.
Jay: How was Disneyland?
Bey: Fine.
Rih: HiBeyonce.
Bey: Hello Rihanna.
Rih: I can' t wait for your next album, Jay was just showing me some of the artwork, it looks like it's gonna be hot.
Bey: Mhhm.
Rih: I guess I should be going now, my flight leaves soon. Bye Jay, Great seeing you again Beyonce. *leaves*
(After Rihanna leaves Bey snatches up the folder that contains her album artwork and storms off into the bedroom to put it away.)
Jay: Baby what's wrong?
Bey: Why did you show her my album artwork Jay!? You know that bitch is a fucking theif!
Jay: Bey calm down, you're making a big deal out of nothing.
Bey: NO i'm not Jay! It wasn't YOURS to show her, if you wanna show her YOUR album artwork then fine, but keep her away from my shit!
Jay: I'm sorry baby...
Bey: *sigh* I know, just don't do it again.
Jay: I love you.
Bey: *smiles* I love you too.
(Bey then remembers the news that she had to tell Jay.)
Bey: Baby, I have something to tell you.
Jay: What is it baby.
Bey: *pulls the pregnancy test out of her purse and gives it to him*
(Jay looks at it and an instant smile breaks out across his face)
Jay: I'm gonna be a daddy!?
Bey: *smiles* Yeah, you're gonna be a daddyy
(Jay hugs Bey then kisses her fore head.)
Jay: You Ok?
Bey: *sigh* Yeah.
Jay: Look at me.
Bey: *looks at him*
Jay: I know you're worried about miscarrying, but if you stress yourself out about this you're putting you and our unborn child at risk.
Bey: You're right, I'm sorry.
Jay: It's Ok. *hugs her*
(Bey and Jay shower then cuddle up together and go to sleep)



Published with Blogger-droid v2.0.3

Saturday, January 21, 2012

Mama Woke Up The Next Day And Shot Her Album Package

When we left off in the last part, Bey and Jay had a night full of hot ass sex! They got it in and then went to sleep exausted.

(The next morning Bey wakes up to the smell of pancakes and bacon)

Bey: *puts on one of Jay's t-shirts and goes in the kitchen* Mmmm smells good hubby.
Jay: *kisses her* Good morning wifey.
Bey: Look at you in here cookin.
Jay: Well I damn sure aint want YOU to do it!
Bey: Nahh, I'm good. *laughs*
(Jay makes both of them a plate while Bey is layin on the couch)
Bey: Thanks baby. *starts eating*
Jay: Damn baby, slow down, the food aint going nowhere. *laughs*
Bey: *laughs* I'm hungry, that hurtin' you put on me last night got a bitch famished. *laughs*
Jay: Well you know how I do. *laughs*
Bey: *hit's him playfully* Don't get cocky big head. *goes to put the plates in the sink*
Jay: *comes up behind her and kisses on her neck*
Bey: Babyy, no, I'm sore,
Jay: *laughs* Sorry baby.
Bey: You going to the studio today?
Jay: Yeah, you gon come?
Bey: I can't baby, I gotta shoot my album package.
Jay: Oh yeah.
Bey: If I get finished early i'll stop by ok?
Jay: Alright baby.
(Bey and Jay shower, get dressed, kiss each other goodbye and go to their separate locations)
 *AT THE STUDIO*
Kanye: Yo, wassup Jay?
Jay: Hey Ye. *daps him up*
Kanye: Where the Mrs. at?
Jay: Shooting her album package, you know how she do.
Kanye: *laughs* Baby Thug on her grind. I respect that.
Jay: Anywho, lets lay this track down.
(Jay and Kanye lay down a few tracks then Jay decides to call Bey to see if she wants to go get lunch)
Bey: Hey baby, I was just about to call you.
Jay: Hey, Ye wants to know if you wanna go get some lunch with us.
Bey: I'm pretty much finished up here so yeah I'll come.
Jay: You want us to pick you up?
Bey: Ok, I'll see you in a little. *hangs up*
(Jay and Kanye go to pick up Bey and they all go for lunch)
*AT THE RESTAURANT*
Kanye: So Bey, how's the album coming along?
Bey: it's going great, I think my fans will be really impressed. How is yall's album going?
Kanye: It's going real good, but bighead over here be getting a lil cocky cause he don't have to write down his rhymes. *laughs*
Bey: I stay telling his big headed ass about being cocky. *shakes head and laughs*
Jay: Yall not finna come for me.
Bey: Hush up! *picks over his plate.*
Jay: Uhh-uhh *moves plate away from her* You know I hate when you do that shit.
Bey: *whines* Babyyyy!
Jay: Fine *puts the plate next to her*
Kanye: *laughs* She got you whipped man.
Jay: *blushing* So...?
Bey: *laughs* Leave my baby alone Ye.
Kanye: *laughs*
(They all finish their lunch and Bey and Jay go back to their hotel to chill)
*AT THE HOTEL*
Jay: So baby, what you wanna do?
Bey: Since I got finished early today, I wanna go see my nephew, I know he misses me.
Jay: Well alright you can call Solo and see what they're up to, imma go watch some TV.
Bey: Alright babe. *calls Solo*
Solo: Hello?
Bey:Hey Solo it's me.
Solo: Oh, Hey Bey! How did the shoot go?
Bey: It was great, I think my fans are really gonna love it.
Solo: Bey, they love anything you do. Just your smile makes their day.
Bey: Awww. *smiles* Anyway what are you and Julez up to?
Solo: Daniel showed up earlier and he and Julez went for some icecream, they should be back soon.
Bey: I hope you and Daniel haven't been fighting in front of him.
Solo: No, we haven't. We're trying to be civil, but can you believe that he showed up here with his new girlfriend and his new baby girl!?
Bey: OMG for real!?
Solo: No bitch, for fake. Of course for real!
Bey: Damn. He aint shit.
Solo: Anyway, when Julez gets back imma let him call you, I'm about to hit the town and look for some singles.
Bey: Solo you are a mess! Don't go out there catching nothing.
Solo: Man whatever Bey!
Bey: I love you Solo!
Solo: I love you too Bey. Bye.
Bey: Bye. *hangs up* Solo is a mess.
(Bey goes to find Jay, she sees him watching TV and goes to sit next to him)
Bey: Hey baby.
Jay: Hey. *pulls her closer*
Bey: What are you watching?
Jay: A soccer game.
Bey: Baby can we watch something else please?
Jay: *changes the channel* You wanna watch this?
Bey :Ok.
(Bey and Jay cuddle up next to each other and watch TV for the rest of the night.)

TBC.

(The next post will be better lol)