Thursday, April 5, 2012

Secret Lovers ?

When we left off in the last part Jay and Julez went to the clinic to get a DNA test for Jaylen while Bey and Solo decided to chill with Ty and Angie and go shopping and get lunch. At the restaurant Bey, Solo, Angie and Ty beat the brakes off of Matthews hoe and didn't realize Jay saw everything. Their all at home chillin and laughing at Matthew's hoe.
Ty: Girl! Did you see her weave!? SHE RATCHET!
Solo: But did yall see how Thu Thu swung back and knocked that bitch out?
Angie: Yasss! Who said pregnant bitches couldn't fight!
Bey: Shut up Yall. *sits down next to them*
Ty: What took you so long hoe?
Bey: I was washing blood off my knuckles.
Angie: You know if Jay finds out he's gon beat the breaks off your pussy right?
Bey: And I'm complaining because..?
Solo: Bitch you nasty! I'm telling Mama!
Angie: Grow up Solo.
Ty: Yall will let Solo be great!
Solo: I knew there was a reason I love Ty more than yall hoes.
(Jay then walks in the door carrying Julez who's holding a water gun.)
Julez: Uncle Ty! *runs to Ty.*
Ty: Hey lil man! You looking more like your Auntie BB everyday.
Bey: Ty, you will leave my baby alone! *laughs*
Angie: I must be invisible or some shit!
Julez: Hi Auntie Angie! *hugs her*
Angie: Hi Baby. * hugs him*
Bey: What did yall do today?
Jay: We went to the clinic, then we went to get lunch and then I took Julez to the toy store.
Solo: I can't wait until yall have your baby so I can get yall back for making Julez a spoiled brat.
Julez: I'm not a brat mommy!
Solo: Of course you aren't sweetie. *kisses his forehead*
Jay: So, what did yall do today?
Bey: Shopping, Lunch, nothing special.
Jay: Really? How come you left out the piece where you whooped some hoe's ass.
Bey: Huh?
Jay: Don't play dumb Bey.
Ty: She aint playing Jay.
Angie: Ty you will let Slowyonce be great!
Solo: CTFUU!
Jay: *shakes his head then turns to Bey* Lemme holla at you for a second. *points to the bedroom*
(Bey gets up and follows Jay to the bedroom. As soon as the door closes Jay makes it known how pissed he is.)
Jay: Beyonce Giselle what the hell were you thinking?!
Bey: Baby she disrespected me. I couldn't just walk away like a little punk.
Jay: You do realize you pregnant with my seed right?
Bey: *shy voice* Yes.
Jay: *pulls her into a hug* Imma be very upset if something happens to you or the baby, just please be careful babe. Promise me no more fighting. Let Solo, Angie or Ty handle it.
Bey: Alright baby, I promise. I love you.
Jay: *kisses her lips* I love you too.
(Bey and Jay go back out in the living room. They all sit around and hang for awhile, then Ty and Angie decide to go back to their hotels and Solo and Julez goes to their room so Bey decides to call her mom and share the good news)
Bey: Hey Mama
Tina: Hey baby, how are you?
Bey: I'm fine Mama, what about you?
Tina: I'm doing fine sweetie, how's Jay?
Bey: He's right here watching TV.
Tina: How is everything going with your album?
Bey: it's going good, we should be back in about a week or so.
Tina: Well that's good, it certainly has been peaceful around here without Solo, Angie and Ty.
Bey: I wish I could say the same. Ty and Angie flew in today and have been harassing me ever since they got here. Have you heard from Michelle lately?
Tina: Yeah, she called yesterday, she's doing fine, her broad way career is really taking off.
Bey: Mama, how would you feel about being a grandmother again?
Tina: I keep telling you and Solo i'm ready for more. Why? Are you and Jay planning on having a baby?
Bey: I'm pregnant Mama.
Tina: *screams* Oh I'm so happy for yall baby!
Bey: Thanks, but, I'm scared Mama. What happens if I miss carry again?
Tina: Baby, you won't, all you have to do is stay stress free ok?
Bey: Ok mama. I love you.
Tina: I love you too See you soon.
(They hang up)
Bey: Jay, don't you think you should call your Mom and tell her the good news?
Jay: Yeah, i'll call her later on tonight.
Bey: Alright baby *kisses him*
Jay: *puts his hand on her belly* I cant wait to see my Lil Man.
Bey: You mean ya baby girl?
Jay: Nope. I mean my Lil Man.
Bey: Whatever big head. Don't be surprised when I pop out a mini Bey.
Jay: Oh shit big ears! I don't know if I can handle 2 of yall. *prays out loud* Lord PLEASE dont burden me with ANOTHER one of THESE! *points to Bey and laughs*
Bey: *hits him* Jay shut up! You know you love everything about me.
Jay: Yea Yea.. *kisses her*
Bey: Jay baby? Jay: Yes Mama? Bey: Wanna bring me some butter pecan ice cream with pickles , lays and some kind of fruity drink? Jay: Bey.. You ate the rest of the ice cream and chips.. Bey: Soooo.. go to the store for Mama? Jay: Ugh you better be glad iloveyou. *gets up* Ill be back. Bey: Bye baby. Jay: *leaves* *As soon as Jay leaves, Bey picks up her phone* Bey: *text* Hey boo. Hes gone ;) Mystery Person (MP) : Perfect ;) Open the door. Im on my way up. Bey: See you soon ! ;) MP: I cant wait ;) *Bey gets up and runs to the door* Bey: Hey stranger! MP: Hello Beyutiful. *hugs her tight* *Bey's phone rings* Bey: Ugh hold on. Its him.. *answers* Hey baby! Get my ice cream? Jay: Yup! Im on my wat home now. Bey: Damn that was fast. Okay. *hangs up* *sigh* Looks like we're gonna have to reschedule baby. Hes on his way back.. MP: *kisses her* iight Ma. Text me. Bey: Of course *Mystery person leaves and Jay shows up right after.* Jay: Hey Bey! Umm.. Why was Jeremy leavin here? Its kind of late.... Bey: Jay I.. We need to talk.. TBC....

2 comments:

  1. SAY WHAT??? Let Me Have To Whoop Pregonce's Ass All Up And Thru This Post!!! Tf Is Jeremy??

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  2. Wtf???? That baby better be Jay's or imma go GANGSTA On her!! How could she cheat on Jay? She is such a creole WHORE <_<

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