Whoop That Ass

When we left off in the last part Solo came over upset cause she found out she was pregnant by Daniel again, so she asked Bey to stay the night and yall know Bey said yes. It's now Thursday and Jay is going to take a DNA test to see if Jaylen is his son.

(Jay is in the room getting dressed when Julez runs in.)
Julez: Uncle Jay, can I come with you please?
Jay: I don't know Julez, you'll have to ask your Auntie BB.
Julez: *pouts* Uncleeee!
Jay: *sits down* Come here lemme tell you a secret.
Julez: *runs over* What?
Jay: Don't whine you sound like girl. *flicks his head*
Julez: Mannn Uncle Jay you playa hating.
Jay: *laugs* I'm playa hating?
Julez: Yeah. *grabs Jay's NY fitted and puts it on*
Jay: *shakes his head and takes his hat* Boy you are too much.
(Jay goes into the room to tell Bey he's leaving.)
Jay: Babe?
Bey: Yes Jay?
Jay: I'm leaving now, so I guess i'll see you later then mama?
Bey: Alright baby. *kisses him*
Jay: And Julez wants to know if he can come.
Bey: Sure, Solo and I need some time alone anyway. SHe's pregnant by Daniel.
Jay: O.O Isn't Daniel engaged?
Bey: Yeah, but she didn't know when they had sex.
Jay: Well I guess Julez and I could do some guy stuff today.
Bey: Alright, tell Julez come gimme a kiss goodbye.
(Jay leaves out the room and a few seconds later he comes back with Julez.)
Bey: You gon be good for Uncle Jay?
Julez: Mhhm!
Bey: No back talk, no whining and NO temper tantrums. If you give your Uncle any problems imma whoop your little ass got it?
Julez: Yes Ma'am.
Bey: Now give Auntie a hug and kiss.
Julez: *hugs her* Love you Auntie! *kisses her*
Bey: Love you too baby.
(Jay and Julez leave and go to the clinic and meet Keisha and Jaylen.)
Keisha: Hey, Jay thanks for coming. *to Jaylen* Come here.
Jaylen: *comes over* Hi.
Jay: Hey, I'm Jay and this is Julez.
Julez: Sup. *daps him up*
(The doctor calls them in the back. They swab Jay's mouth, then Jaylen's mouth. After doing that Jay decided to take them out to lunch. At lunch they got talked and got to know each other.)
MEANWHILE...
Bey: Solo you have to tell him!
Solo: I know, I just don't know how to.
(Bey's phone rings and she sees it's Ty.)
Bey: Hey Ty whats up?
Ty: Bitchh! I'm outside with Angie! Open up. *hangs up*
Solo: Who was that?
Bey: Ty, he's outside with Angie.
(Bey goes to the door to let Ty in.)
Ty: Hey bitch! Look at you, you are GLOWING! I know Jay be digging your ass OWT!
Angie: I know that's right! Got you dick whipped!
Bey: Nice to see yall too. *lets them in* Well i'm glad yall came anyway I have news.
Ty: Wel spit it out, hoe! *grabs some juice from the fridge*
Bey: I'm pregnant!
Ty: *drops his glass of juice and screams* OMGG!!!!
Angie: TY! You are such a Queen!
Solo: *CTFUU* You stupid TY!
Ty: *hugs Bey* Congrats boo! We have to go shopping and buy some stuff for my niece!
Angie: I know thats right.
Bey: But guys, I don't even know what i'm having.
Ty: We can still go shopping tho, you got Jay's black card?
Bey: You know I do!
Ty: Then what the fuck we waiting for!? Mama needs some new leather pants!
Solo: Ty, you are too much!
Ty: Chilee I know, now both of yall go get pretty!
(Bey and Solo go upstairs and get dressed and they all go out shopping.)
IN THE STORE
Cashier: Ok, Mrs Carter your total is $44.000
Bey: DAMN! *hands him Jay's card* Yall gon get me in trouble.
Solo: Aint nobody tell you go and buy all them damn stuff.
Angie: You gon be a dead woman.
Ty: Imma wear these shoes to your funeral girl. *holds up the shoes Bey just bought him*
Bey: Yall aint shit.
(They all decide to go out and get some food.)
Ty: *taking a seat* Yall see that waiter over there?
Bey: Yeah what about him?
Ty: His dick is calling my name. Mmh! I can see that shit through his pants.
Angie: But Ty, aren't you dating somebody tho?
Ty: What Darren don't know won't hurt him.
Solo: You gon soon catch an STD.
(The waiter comes over and they order their food. After their food arrives they sit down and make small talk until TY spots somebody.)
Ty: OOOH! *taps Bey* GORL Aint that Matthew over there with that bitch and her child who claiming the Knowles last name!?
Solo: Where!?
Ty: *points to a table across the room*
(Sure enough Matthew was there with his Mistress and Baby Nixon. He was playing with Nixon and laughing and smiling with the hoe.)
Ty: *grabs his purse and starts rubbing himself down with vaseline*
Solo: Gimme some of that TY!
Angie: *pulls two jars of vaseline from her purse and passes one to Solo*
Solo: This hoe gon get it today! *starts rubbing herself down*
Angie: Imma get my two cents in too! *rubs herself down*
Bey: Come on yall, lets just go.
(It was too late. Solo, Ty and Angie were already storming over toward the table.)
Ty: *clears his throat*
Solo: Dad
Angie: Uncle Matt.
Matt: Hey yall! Solo, say hello to you brother. *holds up Nixon*
Solo: He's not my FUCKING brother.
Nixon: *tears up*
Ty: Hold it togetha lil nigga! You best not cry while TY is on the mutha fucking clock!
Hoe: Let's just go Matthew.
Angie: *slaps her* Bitch did we ask you to speak!?
Matt: That's enough! *stands up*
Ty: I WISH A NIGGA WOULD! This ass whooping applies to you too Uncle Matt!
Nixon: *busts out crying*
Ty: *takes off his belt and shakes it in Nixon's face* Keep it together lil nigga!
(Bey sees Ty shaking the belt in Nixons face and runs over to go get them)
Bey: Lets just go yall. come on.
Solo: You better be glad my Thu came and got us. *goes upside the hoe's head*
Hoe: Beyonce will never do shit. Weak ass.
(Everybody then hops on that hoe including Bey and Solo's pregnant ass*
Bey: *punch* *kick* *spit*
Angie: *Punch* *punch* *spit*
Ty: *spit* *punch* *spit*
(Matts hoe is tore the hell up! The done ripped out her weave and tore her cheap ass shirt.)
Bey: Let this be a warning bitch!
Ty: You heard it hear first!
Angie: Don't fuck with it!
Solo: Tell ya friends bitch!
(They all leave the resturant. Meanwhile Jay is sitting across the resturant with Keisha, Julez and Jaylen and Just saw everything that happened.)

TBC