When we left off in the last part Bey, Ty Angie and Solo got caught listening to Mama Tina have sex.
(While they are lost in their thoughts they haven't noticed that the
moaning has stopped and that Tina is standing in front of them.)
Tina: WHAT THE HELL ARE ALL OF YOU DOING!?
Solo: We were in the neighborhood...
Tina: Solange this is NOT the time.
Bey: We saw you tonguing some man down at the resturant we were at so we followed you. *points to TY* He's the one who got the room key from the front desk!
Ty: SNITCH!
Tina: What I do with any ANY MAN is nobody's business but my own.
Angie: *mumbles* When did Aunt Tina grow a pair? Ch...
Man: Baby bring your fine ass back to bed, i'm ready for round two.
Bey: Jesus be a comfort.
Ty: Jesus be a condom!
Solo: But mama you not supposed to be having sex.
Tina: Says who? Last time I checked I was grown. When your little ass was taking dick like you was a grown ass woman did I have anything to say?
Bey: Well damn.
Angie: I cannot.
Ty: WHAT IS LIFE?
Man: Baby whats taking so long, daddy's ready to put something on that ass.
Tina: I'm coming.
Man: Damn right you'll be cumming.
Bey: Uggh thats my cue to leave. Mama call me when you finished getting dicked down. *leaves*
Tina: Watch your mouth Beyonce!
Ty: Ch... That's my ride. Let me get my ass up outta here!*follows Bey*
Tina: You too Ty!
(Angie and Solo leave and go down to the car.)
*IN THE CAR*
Bey: I can't believe Mama still getting dick. AND she put Solo on blast.
Solo: Mama lucky I was too shocked to think of a comeback.
Ty: You know you wasn't gon say shit. Mama would've put her foot all the way up yo ass.
Angie: *cracking up*
Bey: Ch.. yall are a mess.
(They arrive at Bey's hotel and make their way up to Bey and Jay's suite. When they walk in they see Jay sitting on the couch.)
Jay: Hey baby.
Bey: Hey *straddles his lap and starts kissing him*
(Bey and Jay are so into the kiss they don't realize there are other people in the room)
Angie:*clears her throat*
Bey: *giggling* sorry yall. *trys to get off Jay*
Jay: *whines and grips her thighs* No.
Bey: Come on, I have something to tell you.
Jay: *lets her go* What?
(They all tell Jay about what happened with Mama Tina and he starts cracking up)
Jay: Damn! Get it Mama! * does humping motion*
Bey: Nasty ass.
Jay: I can't believe Ty went to get the room key tho!
Ty: Well you know how I do.
(Solange cell phone rings and she sees it Julez.)
Solo: Baby what's wrong?
Julez: Mommy can you come get me? Daddy's wife is being mean to me.
Solo: What did she do?
Julez: She says I have to ask her to watch TV and stuff and she keeps bad mouthing you.
Solo: SHE WHAT!? PUT YOUR FATHER ON THE PHONE
Daniel: *on the phone* Yes Solange?
Solo: WHY IS YOUR SON CALLING ME AND ASKING ME TO COME GET HIM BECAUSE OF SOMETHING THAT BITCH DID? AND WHY IS SHE BAD MOUTHIN ME TO MY SON! YOU KNOW ME DANIEL! PREGNANT OR NOT I WILL WHOOP SOMEBODY'S ASS FOR FUCKING WITH MY SON!
Daniel: Just calm down Solo.
Solo: Fuck that! I'm coming to get my son! *hangs up*
Ty: You didn't tell us you were pregnant! Who's the father!?
Solo: Daniel's dumb ass.
Angie: Doesn't he have a wife and daughter?
Solo: Yup.
Bey: What's going on?
Solo: Julez called me and asked me to come get him cause Daniel's wife is being mean to him and bad mouthing me.
Bey: WHAT!? Lemme throw on some sweats and vaseline! *runs to her room*
Ty: What your pregnant ass gon do!
Jay: Not a god damn thing! I'm not finna be having you fighting Bey! Solange you shouldn't be fighting either.
(Bey comes into the living room wearing sweat pants a t-shirt and the sneakers from the LOT video. She has her hair in a ponytail and is all greased up)
Bey: *throws Solo some sweats and sneakers and the vaseline* Grease up!
Solo: Thanks. *goes to change*
Jay: You better sit cho ass down! You not finna be fighting with my seed inside you.
Ty: Then let me come! Imma borrow some of Jays clothes. *goes to change*
Jay: That's how we living now? We just wearing other people's shit?
Bey and Angie: YUP!
(A few minutes later, Ty and Solo are ready and they ask Angie to drive them over to Daniel's hotel.)
Jay: Be careful!
Bey: I will.
(They all drive to Daniel's hotel, they get out the car and take the back entrance and up To Daniel's suite. Solo knocks on the door.)
Julez: *opens the door* Mommy! *jumps in her arms.*
Solo: Hey baby! *kisses him* Go downstairs with Auntie Angie and wait in the car okay?
Julez: Okay.
Bey: What about my hug and kiss?
Julez: Sorry Auntie BB. *hugs and kisses her.*
(Angie takes Julez downstairs to the car.)
Bey: You ready?
Solo: Yupp.
TBC..
Monday, July 30, 2012
Monday, July 23, 2012
DAMN!
In the last post Jeremy tried to rape Bey, but Jay came in and saved her and they made up. Ty and Angie came over and they asked Bey to come out with them. bey realized she didn't have Jay's black card so she went over to Kanye's hotel to get it from him. At Kanye's hotel Jay told her he killed Jeremy etc. Later on Bey gets a call from Kanye.
Kanye: Yo Bey! The police just arrested Jay!
Bey: WHAT!?
Kanye: We're at the station. They're questioning him right now. Jay told me to tell you to call the lawyer and to come down here right away.
Bey: Alright I'm on my way.
(Bey hangs up the phone call their lawyer and tells Julius to do a U-turn to the police station. The 10 minute ride to the station seemed to take hours and Bey was on edge.)
Ty: What happened to Jay?
Bey: The police think he killed Jeremy.
(Ty Opens his phone and sends Bey a text message that says "Did he?" Bey texts back and says "Yes")
Angie: Everything's gonna be okay Bey.
(Once the arrive at the station Bey hops out of the car and hauls ass into the station.)
Bey: Hi, I'm looking for my husband, Shawn Carter?
Officer: Mr. Carter is in the questioning room.
Bey: Can I see him please?
Officer: Sure.
(The officer escorts Bey to the room where Jay is being held. When Bey goes into the room she sees Jay sitting in the chair behind a table looking nonchalant as ever.)
Bey: *to herself* He's calm and I'm the nervous wreck? Ch...
Jay: Hey babe.
Bey: *sits* Hey.
Jay: Did you do what I asked?
Bey: Yeah, our attorney is on his way.
Jay: Alright good.
Bey: You seem so nonchalant about this.
Jay: They don't have any evidence babe, they can't convict me. I'll be out of here in no time.
Bey: Do you mind if I head back to the hotel? I feel sick.
Jay: Nah, go 'head. *rubs Bey's belly* Take it easy on your mother lil man.
Bey: How many times do I have to tell you my baby is a girl?
Jay: I know it's a boy.
Bey: How?
Jay: *grabs his dick* Lil man can only make boys.
Bey: *laughs* Gimme a kiss fool.
Jay: Why I gotta be all that?
Bey: You gon gimme a kiss or what?
Jay: *kisses her* I'll see you later.
Bey: Bye. *leaves*
(Bey, Ty and Angie leave and go back to Bey and Jay's hotel. They hang with bey for a little then they go back to their hotel.Bey takes a shower then goes to bed. Around 12:00 Bey is awakened by a soft pair of lips kissing her neck.)
Jay: Hey baby.
Bey: *raspy voice* Hey you made it.
Jay: Yeah. I told you I'd be home. *starts undressing then slides in the bed behind Bey.* Go to sleep babe.
(Bey and Jay both go to sleep in the morning Jay wakes up and orders room service for both of them.)
Jay: Babe, *kisses her neck* Wake up.
Bey: Noo. I'm sleepy.
Jay: *kisses her again* Wake up pleasee?
Bey: *turns over*
(Jay goes to the edge of the bed and climbs under the sheet and stops when he sees her thighs. He spreads her thighs and pulls off her panties and starts devouring her pussy.)
Bey: *wriggles* Mmmm.
Jay: Damn you taste good. *plays with her clit*
Bey: *fully awake now* Mmmmm... shit.
Jay: *mumbles* freak.
(Jay continues to lick and suck her and adds two fingers*
Bey: Fuck Jay... right there.
Jay: Like this? *goes deeper*
Bey: *screams* YESSSS! LIKE THAT! *grips the sheets.
(Jay sticks his tongue inside her and starts tongue fucking her while Bey bucking her hips making all of her juices go all over Jay's face.)
Bey: Mmmm. shit baby, i'm cumming. Ughh fuck!
Jay: *Gets up licking his lips*
Bey: *sits up with quickness* Why'd you stop?
Jay: *licks his lips* I wanted you to wake up and you're awake, now go brush your teeth and stuff and come eat some breakfast.
Bey: *whines* Jayy! I was about to cum!
Jay: I know, thats why i stopped. You always fall asleep after you cum.
Bey: *lays back on the pillows and pouts*
Jay: Come on now.
Bey: I no longer want you in my presence. And gimme my panties back!
(Jay laughs and picks up Bey's panties off of the floor and throws them to her. Bey gets up goes to shower and brush her teeth and stuff and then goes out to eat breakfast. While Bey and Jay are eating the room door bust open.)
Ty: MORNING BITCHES!
Angie and Solo: TY SHUT THE FUCK UP!
(They all walk into the kitchen.)
Ty: Ohh big daddy ordered breakfast. I'm glad I didn't spend any money on food this morning. Yes Ma'am. *starts making himself a plate*
Bey: Mooching ass.
Solo: Hey thu.
Bey: Hey, I havent seen you since you in like a day or two. Where's Julez?
Solo: Julez is with Daniel and I've just been busy.
Bey: Oh.
Angie: Bey girl after we left last night Ty got your doorman's number.
Bey: You lying!
Angie: Uh-uh.
Bey: Mmmm. That nigga FINE! I know he got a big dick.
Jay: *looking at Bey like she done lost her damn mind* What you say?
Bey: *puts her head down* Nothing.
Ty: DADDY JAY IS ON THE MOTHA FUCKING CLOCK BITCH!
Solo: Anyway Bey daddy called me yesterday and he wants us to have lucnh with him and his hoe today.
Bey: Unlikely. Especially after she disrespected me.
Solo: Ch... Lets go do something Thu.
Bey: Like what?
Solo: Lets go shopping.
Bey: I just went shopping yesterday.
Solo: So?
Bey: Lemme go change then we'll see what we can do.
(Bey changes into some jeans a simple shirt and some heels with some Ray Bans. )
Bey: *to Jay* Babe i'm leaving.
Jay: Alright. *kisses her* Be good.
Bey: I will.
(Bey, Angie Solo and Ty decide to go shopping. After shopping they go to lunch.)
Bey: Damn, this food is the shit.
Ty: Hungry ass.
(Solo looks around for the waiter and sees someone who she never expected to see.)
Solo: MAMA!?
Bey: What?
Solo: Bey aint that Mama with that old dude over there?
Bey: *looks* OH SHIT THAT IS MAMA!
Ty: OH DAMN! AUNT TINA STILL GETTING HER PUSSY DID! CH...
Angie: AUNT TINA IS TOUNGING THE HELL OUT OF HIM. DAMN.
Bey: Their leaving! Lets follow them!
(Everybody hauls ass to get the car. Bey tells Julius to follow her mother mother. They follow her mother back to the hotel and follow her up to her floor.)
Bey: Should we go in?
Solo: How?
Angie: Ty is getting the room key.
Bey: SMH, I swear Ty should be an FBI agent.
(After Ty comes back with the room key and slowly eases the room door open. They stand in the foyer listening.)
Mama Tina: Mmmm... shit. Right there boo.
Man: *grunting* Like this? Hmm?
Mama Tina: Yeahhh just like that.. HOOO SHIT.
Bey: I didn't think Mama's pussy could get wet anymore but damn.
Ty: Aunt Tina is TAKING the dick.
Solo: *face palm*
(They hear a huge smack and Tina starts moaning*
Angie: Did he just...?
Bey: Spank her?
Solo: I think so.
Ty: Chile...
(While they are lost in their thoughts they haven't noticed that the moaning has stopped and that Tina is standing in front of them.)
Tina: WHAT THE HELL ARE ALL OF YOU DOING!?
TBC..
Kanye: Yo Bey! The police just arrested Jay!
Bey: WHAT!?
Kanye: We're at the station. They're questioning him right now. Jay told me to tell you to call the lawyer and to come down here right away.
Bey: Alright I'm on my way.
(Bey hangs up the phone call their lawyer and tells Julius to do a U-turn to the police station. The 10 minute ride to the station seemed to take hours and Bey was on edge.)
Ty: What happened to Jay?
Bey: The police think he killed Jeremy.
(Ty Opens his phone and sends Bey a text message that says "Did he?" Bey texts back and says "Yes")
Angie: Everything's gonna be okay Bey.
(Once the arrive at the station Bey hops out of the car and hauls ass into the station.)
Bey: Hi, I'm looking for my husband, Shawn Carter?
Officer: Mr. Carter is in the questioning room.
Bey: Can I see him please?
Officer: Sure.
(The officer escorts Bey to the room where Jay is being held. When Bey goes into the room she sees Jay sitting in the chair behind a table looking nonchalant as ever.)
Bey: *to herself* He's calm and I'm the nervous wreck? Ch...
Jay: Hey babe.
Bey: *sits* Hey.
Jay: Did you do what I asked?
Bey: Yeah, our attorney is on his way.
Jay: Alright good.
Bey: You seem so nonchalant about this.
Jay: They don't have any evidence babe, they can't convict me. I'll be out of here in no time.
Bey: Do you mind if I head back to the hotel? I feel sick.
Jay: Nah, go 'head. *rubs Bey's belly* Take it easy on your mother lil man.
Bey: How many times do I have to tell you my baby is a girl?
Jay: I know it's a boy.
Bey: How?
Jay: *grabs his dick* Lil man can only make boys.
Bey: *laughs* Gimme a kiss fool.
Jay: Why I gotta be all that?
Bey: You gon gimme a kiss or what?
Jay: *kisses her* I'll see you later.
Bey: Bye. *leaves*
(Bey, Ty and Angie leave and go back to Bey and Jay's hotel. They hang with bey for a little then they go back to their hotel.Bey takes a shower then goes to bed. Around 12:00 Bey is awakened by a soft pair of lips kissing her neck.)
Jay: Hey baby.
Bey: *raspy voice* Hey you made it.
Jay: Yeah. I told you I'd be home. *starts undressing then slides in the bed behind Bey.* Go to sleep babe.
(Bey and Jay both go to sleep in the morning Jay wakes up and orders room service for both of them.)
Jay: Babe, *kisses her neck* Wake up.
Bey: Noo. I'm sleepy.
Jay: *kisses her again* Wake up pleasee?
Bey: *turns over*
(Jay goes to the edge of the bed and climbs under the sheet and stops when he sees her thighs. He spreads her thighs and pulls off her panties and starts devouring her pussy.)
Bey: *wriggles* Mmmm.
Jay: Damn you taste good. *plays with her clit*
Bey: *fully awake now* Mmmmm... shit.
Jay: *mumbles* freak.
(Jay continues to lick and suck her and adds two fingers*
Bey: Fuck Jay... right there.
Jay: Like this? *goes deeper*
Bey: *screams* YESSSS! LIKE THAT! *grips the sheets.
(Jay sticks his tongue inside her and starts tongue fucking her while Bey bucking her hips making all of her juices go all over Jay's face.)
Bey: Mmmm. shit baby, i'm cumming. Ughh fuck!
Jay: *Gets up licking his lips*
Bey: *sits up with quickness* Why'd you stop?
Jay: *licks his lips* I wanted you to wake up and you're awake, now go brush your teeth and stuff and come eat some breakfast.
Bey: *whines* Jayy! I was about to cum!
Jay: I know, thats why i stopped. You always fall asleep after you cum.
Bey: *lays back on the pillows and pouts*
Jay: Come on now.
Bey: I no longer want you in my presence. And gimme my panties back!
(Jay laughs and picks up Bey's panties off of the floor and throws them to her. Bey gets up goes to shower and brush her teeth and stuff and then goes out to eat breakfast. While Bey and Jay are eating the room door bust open.)
Ty: MORNING BITCHES!
Angie and Solo: TY SHUT THE FUCK UP!
(They all walk into the kitchen.)
Ty: Ohh big daddy ordered breakfast. I'm glad I didn't spend any money on food this morning. Yes Ma'am. *starts making himself a plate*
Bey: Mooching ass.
Solo: Hey thu.
Bey: Hey, I havent seen you since you in like a day or two. Where's Julez?
Solo: Julez is with Daniel and I've just been busy.
Bey: Oh.
Angie: Bey girl after we left last night Ty got your doorman's number.
Bey: You lying!
Angie: Uh-uh.
Bey: Mmmm. That nigga FINE! I know he got a big dick.
Jay: *looking at Bey like she done lost her damn mind* What you say?
Bey: *puts her head down* Nothing.
Ty: DADDY JAY IS ON THE MOTHA FUCKING CLOCK BITCH!
Solo: Anyway Bey daddy called me yesterday and he wants us to have lucnh with him and his hoe today.
Bey: Unlikely. Especially after she disrespected me.
Solo: Ch... Lets go do something Thu.
Bey: Like what?
Solo: Lets go shopping.
Bey: I just went shopping yesterday.
Solo: So?
Bey: Lemme go change then we'll see what we can do.
(Bey changes into some jeans a simple shirt and some heels with some Ray Bans. )
Bey: *to Jay* Babe i'm leaving.
Jay: Alright. *kisses her* Be good.
Bey: I will.
(Bey, Angie Solo and Ty decide to go shopping. After shopping they go to lunch.)
Bey: Damn, this food is the shit.
Ty: Hungry ass.
(Solo looks around for the waiter and sees someone who she never expected to see.)
Solo: MAMA!?
Bey: What?
Solo: Bey aint that Mama with that old dude over there?
Bey: *looks* OH SHIT THAT IS MAMA!
Ty: OH DAMN! AUNT TINA STILL GETTING HER PUSSY DID! CH...
Angie: AUNT TINA IS TOUNGING THE HELL OUT OF HIM. DAMN.
Bey: Their leaving! Lets follow them!
(Everybody hauls ass to get the car. Bey tells Julius to follow her mother mother. They follow her mother back to the hotel and follow her up to her floor.)
Bey: Should we go in?
Solo: How?
Angie: Ty is getting the room key.
Bey: SMH, I swear Ty should be an FBI agent.
(After Ty comes back with the room key and slowly eases the room door open. They stand in the foyer listening.)
Mama Tina: Mmmm... shit. Right there boo.
Man: *grunting* Like this? Hmm?
Mama Tina: Yeahhh just like that.. HOOO SHIT.
Bey: I didn't think Mama's pussy could get wet anymore but damn.
Ty: Aunt Tina is TAKING the dick.
Solo: *face palm*
(They hear a huge smack and Tina starts moaning*
Angie: Did he just...?
Bey: Spank her?
Solo: I think so.
Ty: Chile...
(While they are lost in their thoughts they haven't noticed that the moaning has stopped and that Tina is standing in front of them.)
Tina: WHAT THE HELL ARE ALL OF YOU DOING!?
TBC..
Monday, May 28, 2012
Hold You Down
In the last post Bey revealed to Jay that she cheated on him with his friend Jeremy. Ty almost used his third strike on Bey, Jay and Kanye took Julez to breakfast the next day. After they left Bey's hotel room Jeremy came by.
(Jay, Julez and Kanye leave, soon there's a knock on the door and Bey goes to answer it.)
Bey: *gasp Jeremy*
Jeremy: Baby I'm back *kisses her*
Bey: *pushes him off*
Jeremy: Baby whats wrong?
Bey: *sighs* I made a mistake getting involved with you. I love Jay, he's the only man i'll ever love.
Jeremy: Look Bey, I know i'll never be Jay but can't you at least give me a chance.
Bey: Jeremy no! I want you to leave.
Jeremy: I'm not leaving until I get what I came for. *grabs her and pushes her on the couch*
Bey: And what exactly did you come for? *trying to get up*
Jeremy: You know what I came here for. *yanks up her shirt*
Bey: STOP!
Jeremy:*kisses her hard and puts his hand in her panties*
Bey: *crying and kicking* Jeremy stop! Let me up!
Jeremy: *slaps her* STOP FUCKING MOVING!
(Jeremy doesn't see when Jay comes in. Jay grabs him off of Bey and throws him on the floor.)
Jay: *punches him in the mouth* You have some nerve to be fucking my wife then smiling in my face. *stomps on his face* Then you come up in here and try to rape her too!? Naww man, you got life fucked all the way up! *kicks him in the stomach*
(Kanye runs in and sees Jay kicking Jeremy's ass so he decides to join in on the fun.)
Kanye: *yanks up Jeremy by his shirt* You a punk ass nigga yo! *holds him while Jay punches him in the stomach*
Jay: *pulls out his gun and puts it to Jeremy's head* Gimme one good reason why I shouldn't blow your mother fucking brains out!
Jeremy: *tries to speak*
Jay: *hit's him in his face with his gun* Ye, take this nigga to the car we gon finish his ass when we get back to your place.
Kanye: Aightt. *drags Jeremy downstairs to the car*
(Jay goes over to where Bey is crouching. Her beautiful face is stained with tears and is swollen because of the slap Jeremy gave her)
Jay: Come here. *pulls her in his arms*
Bey: I'm sorry Jay. I'm so sorry. *crying*
Jay: I know baby. *kisses her forehead*
Bey: Do you still love me?
Jay: You know I do.
Bey: Don't leave. I need you.
Jay: So what happens if this baby isn't mine.
Bey: It is yours. Jeremy and I always used condoms.
Jay: I would still like for you to go and find out the date of conception.
Bey: Ok, I will.
(Jay picks Bey up and lays her down in the bedroom, he goes back to the kitchen to get some ice for her face then lays down beside her. He texts Kanye and tells him to finish off Jeremy without him. Bey and Jay just lay there and watch TV for a little until they hear a knock on the door. Jay goes to answer it.)
Jay:*opens the door* Hey Keisha, what up?
Keisha: Nothing much, I just stopped by witht he test results so we could read the together.
Jay: Alright well lets do this shall we?
(They open the envelope and take out the papers)
Jay: Shawn Corey Carter is not the biological father of Jaylen Gregory Haynes. Damn.
Keisha: I'm really sorry to have wasted your time Jay.
Jay: Nahh it's cool. Better to be safe than sorry.
Keisha: Thanks for doing this anyway.
Jay: No problem.
(Keisha leaves and Jay goes back to lay down with Bey.)
Bey: Who was that baby?
Jay: It was Keisha with the test results.
Bey: Are you Jaylen's father?
Jay: Nope.
Bey: Are you disappointed?
Jay: *shrugs* I don't really know how I feel. I have mixed emotions about it.
Bey: *kisses him* Well.. at least you tried.
Jay: Yup (Bey lays her head on Jay's chest & he holds her until they fall asleep.)
(Meanwhile back at Solo's place Solange and Daniel have just put Julez to bed. As Daniel was about to leave Solo stopped him.)
Solo: I have something I need to tell you.
Daniel: What is it?
Solo: Remember when we slept together before we came to Paris?
Daniel: Yeah Why?
Solo: I'm pregnant.
Daniel: WHAT!? You have to get rid of it! I'm engaged. I can't be dealing with this shit Solo!
Solo: I'm not killing it Daniel, you can forget about that.
Daniel: I'm not gonna be apart of this then.
Solo: So you're saying you're not going to take care of your child?
Daniel: Man..*scratches head* I don't know. Things are finally going good with me. I just had a baby Solo, I don't need another one right now.
Solo: *starting to tear up* Fine. If that's how you feel you don't have to be in this childs life. Just know that you won't be seeing Julez anymore either.
Daniel: You can't keep me away from my son Solo!
Solo: Do you hear yourself Daniel? Do you know how fucking stupid you sound?! You wanna be in Julez's life but you don't wanna be in this baby's life? That's unfair and selfish as hell and you know it!
Daniel: Look, I didn't say that alright. And you won't stop me from seeing Julez.
Solo: If you don't do right by this baby I promise you you'll never see Julez again. *slams door in his face. Uggh! Asshole.
Julez: *comes out of his room crying* *sniff* Mommy?
Solo: *turns around hella fast* Baby whats wrong?!
Julez: *still crying* Mommy Im.. Im never gonna see Daddy again?
Solo: *to herself* Fuck! This boy hears everything. *To Julez* Ohh baby. Of course you're gonna see your daddy again.
Julez: But you said..
Solo: *sigh* I know what I said , but I didnt mean it.
Julez: You promise?
Solo: I promise
*The Next Morning* *Jayoncé's hotel room*
Bey: (I woke up and smelled bacon and pancakes and thats when I knew my baby was back. He saved me yesterday. My big lipped hero *giggles* I love him so much and I know I fucked up , but I won't do it again. The fact that he saved me and took me back makes me realize how much he really loves me. Now.. Im gonna go find out when I made this baby so that we can be done with all this mess. I got up out of bed, went to brush my teeth and fix my hair so I could look decent for my man. I walked into the kitchen all sexy.) Good morning Big Daddy.
Jay: *giggles* Good morning Sweetheart. (Damn.. Even when she first wakes up, Bey be lookin sexy as hell. I swear Im the luckiest man alive. Yeah I know she cheated and blah blah blah , but when I came up yesterday and saw that nigga Jeremy tryna rape her everything that she did flew out the window and all I cared about was rescuing my queen. Ugh why am I so sprung? *laughs* I guess its that good creole pussy.)
Bey: Whats so funny? *side eyes him*
Jay: Huh? Oh.. I was just laughin at that piece of hair you got stickin up.
Bey: *whines* Jayyyyy. Fix it!
Jay: Ok Ok crybaby. *laughs and fixes her hair*
Bey: Hey Jay?
Jay: Yes Bey?
Both: I love you.
(Soon they hear a knock on the door and Bey goes to answer it.)
Bey: *opens the door* Hey Solo. HI Julezie.
Julez: *jumps in her arms* Hi BB.
Bey: Julez, go to your room. *puts him down* Solo what's wrong?
Solo: Can you watch Julez for a little while please?
Bey: Sure is everything ok?
Solo: Yeah, everything's fine. I'll call later to check on him.
Bey: OK. *Solo leaves*
(Bey goes in the kitchen and see's Jay fixing Julez a plate as she sits down at the table the hotel room door busts open*
Jay and Bey: WHAT THE FUCK!?
Ty: I'M HERE BITCHES!
Angie: Ty! Shut yo loud ass up! Bey might still be sleeping!
Ty: *walks in the kitchen* OH What is this I see? Big Daddy is back?
Jay: Man whatever Ty.
Angie: *walks in* OOP! Big Daddy is back!
Ty: That's right bitch, gimme my money!
Angie: *hands Ty $100*
Bey: Yall aint shit! Making bets on people.
Ty: *making himself a plate* What we finna do today girl! I been in Paris two days and I need to go man hunting.
Jay: Yall not finna be taking Bey anywhere to look at men. The only man she finna be looking at is me.
Angie: YASSS Daddy! Take control.
Ty: Ummph! That's what your ass gets.
Bey: I was actually hoping to spend time with my nephew.
Julez: I was actually hoping to spend time with Uncle Jay.
Ty: OOP!
Angie: Damn.
Jay: I know that shit cut deep.
Bey: Julez you don't wanna spend time with your Auntie?
Julez: BB, when I was little yeah, but now i'm growing up and I wanna do boy stuff like Uncle Jay and Kanye.
Bey: *side eyes Jay*
Jay: *looks away* Ch... You not finna side eye me! I'm innocent.
Bey: *flips her plate over* FINE! * stomps off to the bedroom and mumbles* I better be having a girl.
Jay: Ch.. come on Julez, lets go over to Kanye's place. *Jay and Julez leave*
(Angie and Ty go in Bey's room.)
Ty: Girl get dressed so we can leave!
Bey: I don't fell like it. Both my babies just abandoned me.
Angie: Beyonce if you don't get your pregnant ass up!
Bey: Fine!
(Bey changed into some jeans a cute shirt and some heels. She grabbed her wallet and and her phone and put it in her purse before she realized she didn't have Jay's black card.)
Bey: Alright yall I'm ready, but we have to stop over at Kanye's cause I don't have Jay's black card.
Angie: Bitch, don't you have a black card?
Bey: Yeah, but Jay always makes me use his so I guess it's kind of a habit.
Ty: I need to find me a nigga like Jay. He got your ass spoiled.
Bey: I am not spoiled. I'm well taken care of.
Angie: Lies bitch. Anyway lets go.
(They all go down to the car and Julius drives them to Kanye's hotel. They go through the back entrance to avoid paparazzi and go up to Kanye's room on the top floor.)
Bey: *knocks*
Kanye: *opens the door* Hey Bey.
Bey: Hi, is Jay here?
Kanye: Yeah come in.
(They all enter Kanye's hotel room and they see Jay sitting around this table with two other guys who look like people Jay used to hang with in Marcy)
Bey: Jay what's going on?
Jay: Come here.
(Bey goes over to Jay and he pulls her into Kanye's room and closes the door.)
Bey: Jay, whats going on?
Jay: I killed Jeremy.
Bey: YOU DID WHAT!?
Jay: Shhh! Last night when you fell asleep, Kanye called and asked if I was sure I wanted him to finish Jeremy off. I left the hotel and came over here. After I beat the shit out of him again he started talking about how good and tight your pussy was and how you be screamin his name and calling him Daddy and shit, I got pissed off and shot him in the mouth, then shot him in the head.
Bey: Fuck Jay!
Jay: Don't freak out when I tell you this ok?
Bey: *rubs her head*
Jay: I gutted him then me and Kanye wrapped him in plastic, he's in the closet.
Bey: Jay what the actual fuck!? This is some scary movie type shit!
Jay: Those guys are here to get rid of his body and all the traces of blood, so I need you to keep your mouth shut and don't say shit.
Bey: Where's my nephew?
Jay: In the other room. Don't worry he doesn't know what's going on. Why did you come here anyway?
Bey: I wanted the black card.
Jay: *gives her the card* Aye don't be running up my bill yo! When I got my last card statement I was finna make you pay me back with that sweet creole pussy.
Bey: Shut up. *giggles*
Jay: You think I was joking? You would've needed a wheelchair when I through with your ass.
Bey: *laughs* I'm about to leave. Be careful *kisses him*
Jay: Aight. Love you.
Bey: Love you too.
(Bey Angie and Ty leave to go shopping. They shop for about 3 hours, go man hunting with TY, get lunch and are on their way back to Bey's hotel when Bey gets a phone call.)
Kanye: Yo Bey! The police just arrested Jay!
Bey: WHAT!?
TBC...
(Jay, Julez and Kanye leave, soon there's a knock on the door and Bey goes to answer it.)
Bey: *gasp Jeremy*
Jeremy: Baby I'm back *kisses her*
Bey: *pushes him off*
Jeremy: Baby whats wrong?
Bey: *sighs* I made a mistake getting involved with you. I love Jay, he's the only man i'll ever love.
Jeremy: Look Bey, I know i'll never be Jay but can't you at least give me a chance.
Bey: Jeremy no! I want you to leave.
Jeremy: I'm not leaving until I get what I came for. *grabs her and pushes her on the couch*
Bey: And what exactly did you come for? *trying to get up*
Jeremy: You know what I came here for. *yanks up her shirt*
Bey: STOP!
Jeremy:*kisses her hard and puts his hand in her panties*
Bey: *crying and kicking* Jeremy stop! Let me up!
Jeremy: *slaps her* STOP FUCKING MOVING!
(Jeremy doesn't see when Jay comes in. Jay grabs him off of Bey and throws him on the floor.)
Jay: *punches him in the mouth* You have some nerve to be fucking my wife then smiling in my face. *stomps on his face* Then you come up in here and try to rape her too!? Naww man, you got life fucked all the way up! *kicks him in the stomach*
(Kanye runs in and sees Jay kicking Jeremy's ass so he decides to join in on the fun.)
Kanye: *yanks up Jeremy by his shirt* You a punk ass nigga yo! *holds him while Jay punches him in the stomach*
Jay: *pulls out his gun and puts it to Jeremy's head* Gimme one good reason why I shouldn't blow your mother fucking brains out!
Jeremy: *tries to speak*
Jay: *hit's him in his face with his gun* Ye, take this nigga to the car we gon finish his ass when we get back to your place.
Kanye: Aightt. *drags Jeremy downstairs to the car*
(Jay goes over to where Bey is crouching. Her beautiful face is stained with tears and is swollen because of the slap Jeremy gave her)
Jay: Come here. *pulls her in his arms*
Bey: I'm sorry Jay. I'm so sorry. *crying*
Jay: I know baby. *kisses her forehead*
Bey: Do you still love me?
Jay: You know I do.
Bey: Don't leave. I need you.
Jay: So what happens if this baby isn't mine.
Bey: It is yours. Jeremy and I always used condoms.
Jay: I would still like for you to go and find out the date of conception.
Bey: Ok, I will.
(Jay picks Bey up and lays her down in the bedroom, he goes back to the kitchen to get some ice for her face then lays down beside her. He texts Kanye and tells him to finish off Jeremy without him. Bey and Jay just lay there and watch TV for a little until they hear a knock on the door. Jay goes to answer it.)
Jay:*opens the door* Hey Keisha, what up?
Keisha: Nothing much, I just stopped by witht he test results so we could read the together.
Jay: Alright well lets do this shall we?
(They open the envelope and take out the papers)
Jay: Shawn Corey Carter is not the biological father of Jaylen Gregory Haynes. Damn.
Keisha: I'm really sorry to have wasted your time Jay.
Jay: Nahh it's cool. Better to be safe than sorry.
Keisha: Thanks for doing this anyway.
Jay: No problem.
(Keisha leaves and Jay goes back to lay down with Bey.)
Bey: Who was that baby?
Jay: It was Keisha with the test results.
Bey: Are you Jaylen's father?
Jay: Nope.
Bey: Are you disappointed?
Jay: *shrugs* I don't really know how I feel. I have mixed emotions about it.
Bey: *kisses him* Well.. at least you tried.
Jay: Yup (Bey lays her head on Jay's chest & he holds her until they fall asleep.)
(Meanwhile back at Solo's place Solange and Daniel have just put Julez to bed. As Daniel was about to leave Solo stopped him.)
Solo: I have something I need to tell you.
Daniel: What is it?
Solo: Remember when we slept together before we came to Paris?
Daniel: Yeah Why?
Solo: I'm pregnant.
Daniel: WHAT!? You have to get rid of it! I'm engaged. I can't be dealing with this shit Solo!
Solo: I'm not killing it Daniel, you can forget about that.
Daniel: I'm not gonna be apart of this then.
Solo: So you're saying you're not going to take care of your child?
Daniel: Man..*scratches head* I don't know. Things are finally going good with me. I just had a baby Solo, I don't need another one right now.
Solo: *starting to tear up* Fine. If that's how you feel you don't have to be in this childs life. Just know that you won't be seeing Julez anymore either.
Daniel: You can't keep me away from my son Solo!
Solo: Do you hear yourself Daniel? Do you know how fucking stupid you sound?! You wanna be in Julez's life but you don't wanna be in this baby's life? That's unfair and selfish as hell and you know it!
Daniel: Look, I didn't say that alright. And you won't stop me from seeing Julez.
Solo: If you don't do right by this baby I promise you you'll never see Julez again. *slams door in his face. Uggh! Asshole.
Julez: *comes out of his room crying* *sniff* Mommy?
Solo: *turns around hella fast* Baby whats wrong?!
Julez: *still crying* Mommy Im.. Im never gonna see Daddy again?
Solo: *to herself* Fuck! This boy hears everything. *To Julez* Ohh baby. Of course you're gonna see your daddy again.
Julez: But you said..
Solo: *sigh* I know what I said , but I didnt mean it.
Julez: You promise?
Solo: I promise
*The Next Morning* *Jayoncé's hotel room*
Bey: (I woke up and smelled bacon and pancakes and thats when I knew my baby was back. He saved me yesterday. My big lipped hero *giggles* I love him so much and I know I fucked up , but I won't do it again. The fact that he saved me and took me back makes me realize how much he really loves me. Now.. Im gonna go find out when I made this baby so that we can be done with all this mess. I got up out of bed, went to brush my teeth and fix my hair so I could look decent for my man. I walked into the kitchen all sexy.) Good morning Big Daddy.
Jay: *giggles* Good morning Sweetheart. (Damn.. Even when she first wakes up, Bey be lookin sexy as hell. I swear Im the luckiest man alive. Yeah I know she cheated and blah blah blah , but when I came up yesterday and saw that nigga Jeremy tryna rape her everything that she did flew out the window and all I cared about was rescuing my queen. Ugh why am I so sprung? *laughs* I guess its that good creole pussy.)
Bey: Whats so funny? *side eyes him*
Jay: Huh? Oh.. I was just laughin at that piece of hair you got stickin up.
Bey: *whines* Jayyyyy. Fix it!
Jay: Ok Ok crybaby. *laughs and fixes her hair*
Bey: Hey Jay?
Jay: Yes Bey?
Both: I love you.
(Soon they hear a knock on the door and Bey goes to answer it.)
Bey: *opens the door* Hey Solo. HI Julezie.
Julez: *jumps in her arms* Hi BB.
Bey: Julez, go to your room. *puts him down* Solo what's wrong?
Solo: Can you watch Julez for a little while please?
Bey: Sure is everything ok?
Solo: Yeah, everything's fine. I'll call later to check on him.
Bey: OK. *Solo leaves*
(Bey goes in the kitchen and see's Jay fixing Julez a plate as she sits down at the table the hotel room door busts open*
Jay and Bey: WHAT THE FUCK!?
Ty: I'M HERE BITCHES!
Angie: Ty! Shut yo loud ass up! Bey might still be sleeping!
Ty: *walks in the kitchen* OH What is this I see? Big Daddy is back?
Jay: Man whatever Ty.
Angie: *walks in* OOP! Big Daddy is back!
Ty: That's right bitch, gimme my money!
Angie: *hands Ty $100*
Bey: Yall aint shit! Making bets on people.
Ty: *making himself a plate* What we finna do today girl! I been in Paris two days and I need to go man hunting.
Jay: Yall not finna be taking Bey anywhere to look at men. The only man she finna be looking at is me.
Angie: YASSS Daddy! Take control.
Ty: Ummph! That's what your ass gets.
Bey: I was actually hoping to spend time with my nephew.
Julez: I was actually hoping to spend time with Uncle Jay.
Ty: OOP!
Angie: Damn.
Jay: I know that shit cut deep.
Bey: Julez you don't wanna spend time with your Auntie?
Julez: BB, when I was little yeah, but now i'm growing up and I wanna do boy stuff like Uncle Jay and Kanye.
Bey: *side eyes Jay*
Jay: *looks away* Ch... You not finna side eye me! I'm innocent.
Bey: *flips her plate over* FINE! * stomps off to the bedroom and mumbles* I better be having a girl.
Jay: Ch.. come on Julez, lets go over to Kanye's place. *Jay and Julez leave*
(Angie and Ty go in Bey's room.)
Ty: Girl get dressed so we can leave!
Bey: I don't fell like it. Both my babies just abandoned me.
Angie: Beyonce if you don't get your pregnant ass up!
Bey: Fine!
(Bey changed into some jeans a cute shirt and some heels. She grabbed her wallet and and her phone and put it in her purse before she realized she didn't have Jay's black card.)
Bey: Alright yall I'm ready, but we have to stop over at Kanye's cause I don't have Jay's black card.
Angie: Bitch, don't you have a black card?
Bey: Yeah, but Jay always makes me use his so I guess it's kind of a habit.
Ty: I need to find me a nigga like Jay. He got your ass spoiled.
Bey: I am not spoiled. I'm well taken care of.
Angie: Lies bitch. Anyway lets go.
(They all go down to the car and Julius drives them to Kanye's hotel. They go through the back entrance to avoid paparazzi and go up to Kanye's room on the top floor.)
Bey: *knocks*
Kanye: *opens the door* Hey Bey.
Bey: Hi, is Jay here?
Kanye: Yeah come in.
(They all enter Kanye's hotel room and they see Jay sitting around this table with two other guys who look like people Jay used to hang with in Marcy)
Bey: Jay what's going on?
Jay: Come here.
(Bey goes over to Jay and he pulls her into Kanye's room and closes the door.)
Bey: Jay, whats going on?
Jay: I killed Jeremy.
Bey: YOU DID WHAT!?
Jay: Shhh! Last night when you fell asleep, Kanye called and asked if I was sure I wanted him to finish Jeremy off. I left the hotel and came over here. After I beat the shit out of him again he started talking about how good and tight your pussy was and how you be screamin his name and calling him Daddy and shit, I got pissed off and shot him in the mouth, then shot him in the head.
Bey: Fuck Jay!
Jay: Don't freak out when I tell you this ok?
Bey: *rubs her head*
Jay: I gutted him then me and Kanye wrapped him in plastic, he's in the closet.
Bey: Jay what the actual fuck!? This is some scary movie type shit!
Jay: Those guys are here to get rid of his body and all the traces of blood, so I need you to keep your mouth shut and don't say shit.
Bey: Where's my nephew?
Jay: In the other room. Don't worry he doesn't know what's going on. Why did you come here anyway?
Bey: I wanted the black card.
Jay: *gives her the card* Aye don't be running up my bill yo! When I got my last card statement I was finna make you pay me back with that sweet creole pussy.
Bey: Shut up. *giggles*
Jay: You think I was joking? You would've needed a wheelchair when I through with your ass.
Bey: *laughs* I'm about to leave. Be careful *kisses him*
Jay: Aight. Love you.
Bey: Love you too.
(Bey Angie and Ty leave to go shopping. They shop for about 3 hours, go man hunting with TY, get lunch and are on their way back to Bey's hotel when Bey gets a phone call.)
Kanye: Yo Bey! The police just arrested Jay!
Bey: WHAT!?
TBC...
Wednesday, April 18, 2012
1+1= Everybody And Their Mother
When we left off in the last part Bey sent Jay out to get her some stuff and called up her boo on the side to come over. Jay called and told Bey he was on his way back and Bey and her boo she had to cancel. On his way up, Jay spotted Bey's boo leaving.
Jay: Hey Bey! Umm..Why was Jeremy leaving here? Its kind of late...
Bey: Jay I.. We need to talk...
Jay: You fucking him Bey?
Bey: *doesn't answer*
Jay: *getting madder* Beyonce Giselle you better answer me. Imma ask you again, is you fucking him.
Bey: *softly* Yes.
Jay: *comes closer* I aint hear you Bey. What was that?
Bey: *a little louder* Yes.
Jay: *grabs her and pins her against the wall* YOU WAS FUCKING THAT NIGGA WHILE YOU HAD MY SEED IN YOU!?
Bey: *close to tears* Jay...*wriggles* You're hurting me.
Jay: I DON'T GIVE A FUCK! ANSWER MY QUESTION!
Bey: *tears falling* It was only one time baby...
Jay: ONLY ONE TIME!? *punches the wall beside her head* YOU THINK THAT MAKES WHAT YOU DID ANY BETTER!? HUH!?
Bey: I didn't mean to hurt you baby... I love you. *crying*
Solo *comes out* What the hell is going on!?
Jay: Ask your whoring ass sister! Ask her how long she been fucking that nigga Jeremy! Ask her how she could let some other nigga fuck her when she got my seed growing inside her! Ask her Solo!
Solo: Bey, is this true?
Bey: *sobbing* Yes.
Solo: OH HELL NAW! If we weren't both pregnant I'd whoop your ass. Lemme call up Angie and Ty and tell them this shit! *goes to call them*
(Jay is standing by the couch in a daze, he never thought Bey would ever cheat on him. He's so confused and hurt he doesn't know what to do. Soon he hears a banging at the door.)
Jay: *opens the door*
Ty: *rushes in with curlers in his hair* WHERE IS BEYONCE'S ASS!?
Angie: *runs in with her sleeping cap still on* WHERE SHE AT!?
Jay: *points over to the wall where Bey is crying*
Ty: Oh no bitch! Hold them tears. I bet you wasn't crying when you let that nigga Jeremy run up in you!
Angie: Save them tears for your pillow boo! Suck it the fuck up!
Solo: *comes out* That's right!
Bey: How can yalll take his side?! *still crying*
Ty: You know what! *takes off his shoe and starts walking toward Beyonce*
Angie: Ty! You already have two strikes!
Ty: Girl, Jesus and those two strikes just saved yo life!
Solo: You cheated on him with his friend Bey! I would expect some shit like that from Ty or Angie or even me, but I NEVER thought you could be that dirty!
Jay: Look yall don't even waste yall breath. *to Bey* Imma need my ring back and you need to go and find out the date of conception cause I aint taking care of a kid that aint mine.
Bey: Baby, you don't mean that! You still love me!
Jay: Yeah I love you but what you did was foul. Beyond foul Beyonce. I don't trust you. When you have the baby, if it's mine imma handle my responsibilities and be a good father, but I feel like we need to take a break so you can decide if you really wanna be married or what.
Bey: Baby please! I don't wanna go through this by myself.
Jay: You don't have to. That's why you have Jeremy.
Ty: OOP! He went there!
Bey: *hands Jay the ring.*
Jay: You'll get it back when I think you've earned it and if not Imma take it apart and make some jewelry for my "child" or make a chain for Julez. (Jay leaves and Bey cries in the corner.)
Ty: Bey if you dont stfu with all that damn crying!! YOU fucked up! So stop all the tears!
Bey: *sniff* I know but.. *sniff*
Solo: Bey he's right. You shouldnt be the one crying right now.
Bey: *sniff* Can yall just *sniff* leave please? *sniff*
Ty: You know what?! I'm leaving! Because all this damn sniffing and cryin is gettin on my LAST nerve! Ch.. I did NOT run out my house in rollers for this. *grabs Angie* Lets go bitch.
Ang: Bye Bey! I love you. Call me! *They leave*
Bey: *sniff* *looks up at Solo*
Solo: Oh.. I know you wasn't talkin to me.
Bey: *sniff* Solo please. I just wanna be alone right now..
Solo: *sigh* Okay Bey, but just know that when you call me I'll be there ok? I love you Thu Thu.
Bey: *sniff* *cries harder* I love you too. *Solo leaves*
Bey: (ughh WHY Beyoncé WHY?! Damn I really fucked up! I cant believe I cheated with JEREMY! I mean.. he aint even that cute! Plus it wasn't even worth it , bc he was not good at all! *sigh* Nobody puts it down like Jay.. Lord. Please let this baby be his, because right now.. i'm not sure. *rubs her belly* Damn I forgot Julez was in the room sleeping. I should've told Solo to take him, but then again I don't mind having Julez around.)
Julez: *rubbing his eyes* Auntie why you crying?
Bey: It's nothing baby go back to bed.
Julez: Where's Uncle Jay?
Bey: He left.
Julez: Is he coming back?
Bey: I don't think so baby. Auntie messed up pretty bad.
Julez: *goes and sits on her lap* What did you do?
Bey: I gave another boy butt.
Julez: *gasps and holds his chest* Auntie you didn't!
Bey: *nods* I did.
Julez: You lying!
Bey: I'm afraid not.
Julez: Uggh! I can't!
Bey: *to herself* I can't with Julez acting just like Ty's dramatic ass.
Julez: Auntie BB why did you give butt to another boy?
Bey: Cause I was stupid.
Julez: Is Uncle Jay still gonna come see me and take me places and buy me stuff?
Bey: Of course he is. You know your Uncle Jay loves you.
Julez: Come on BB lets go to sleep, we'll fix it in the morning.
(Bey and Julez go into her and Jay's room and they cuddle up together)
Bey: ( I love Julez, I don't know what i'd do without him.Wait, am I really letting my six year old nephew fix my problems? Uggh I can't.)
Julez: (Lawd what did I just get myself into? Jesus be a comfort during this trying time)
(Bey and Julez drift off to sleep)
*THE NEXT DAY*
(Jay is over at Kanye's hotel and he's telling Kanye everything that went down.)
Kanye: Damn, I didn't think Bey was the type to cheat.
Jay: I know. And I can't wait until I see that nigga Jeremy. Imma fuck his world up. How dare he run that little ass dick of his up in my woman!?
Kanye: I got your back man. That was some foul shit Jeremy pulled.
Jay: You think you'd be down to come help me get my stuff?
Kanye: Yeah let's go.
*AT BEY'S HOTEL*
(Bey is trying to make breakfast for her and Julez and it's not turning out to well.)
Julez: Auntie, maybe we should just order room service, since it's *gulp* safer.
Bey: Boy! You gon eat this breakfast. I'm slaving over a hot stove for your little butt.
Julez: (Lord, I know it's been awhile, but if you get me out of this I'm coming buy the church on Sunday)
(Just as Julez finishes his little prayer Jay and Kanye walk into the suite*
Julez: YASSSSS! *runs to Jay* God is faithful! Uncle Jay save me!
Jay: Hey Lil man what's going on?
Julez: BB is making breakfast. *shudders*
Jay: You wanna go out to eat?
Julez: *looks over at Bey's burnt waffles and eggs and back at Jay* Ch... Lemme get my shoes! *runs to his room*
Kanye: Mann that boy is a fool.
Jay: I know.
(There's an awkward silence and Kanye breaks it.)
Kanye: Hey Bey hows it going?
Bey: Hey Kanyee, i'm fine how are you? *tosses the eggs and waffles*
Kanye: I'm straight. '
Julez: *runs out* I'm ready Uncle Jay!
Jay: *to Bey* imma take him to get some food and then come back for my stuff, is that cool with you?
Bey: Yeah that's fine.
(Jay, Julez and Kanye leave. Soon there's a knock on the door d Bey goes to answer it.)
Bey: *gasp* Jeremy!?
TBC
Jay: Hey Bey! Umm..Why was Jeremy leaving here? Its kind of late...
Bey: Jay I.. We need to talk...
Jay: You fucking him Bey?
Bey: *doesn't answer*
Jay: *getting madder* Beyonce Giselle you better answer me. Imma ask you again, is you fucking him.
Bey: *softly* Yes.
Jay: *comes closer* I aint hear you Bey. What was that?
Bey: *a little louder* Yes.
Jay: *grabs her and pins her against the wall* YOU WAS FUCKING THAT NIGGA WHILE YOU HAD MY SEED IN YOU!?
Bey: *close to tears* Jay...*wriggles* You're hurting me.
Jay: I DON'T GIVE A FUCK! ANSWER MY QUESTION!
Bey: *tears falling* It was only one time baby...
Jay: ONLY ONE TIME!? *punches the wall beside her head* YOU THINK THAT MAKES WHAT YOU DID ANY BETTER!? HUH!?
Bey: I didn't mean to hurt you baby... I love you. *crying*
Solo *comes out* What the hell is going on!?
Jay: Ask your whoring ass sister! Ask her how long she been fucking that nigga Jeremy! Ask her how she could let some other nigga fuck her when she got my seed growing inside her! Ask her Solo!
Solo: Bey, is this true?
Bey: *sobbing* Yes.
Solo: OH HELL NAW! If we weren't both pregnant I'd whoop your ass. Lemme call up Angie and Ty and tell them this shit! *goes to call them*
(Jay is standing by the couch in a daze, he never thought Bey would ever cheat on him. He's so confused and hurt he doesn't know what to do. Soon he hears a banging at the door.)
Jay: *opens the door*
Ty: *rushes in with curlers in his hair* WHERE IS BEYONCE'S ASS!?
Angie: *runs in with her sleeping cap still on* WHERE SHE AT!?
Jay: *points over to the wall where Bey is crying*
Ty: Oh no bitch! Hold them tears. I bet you wasn't crying when you let that nigga Jeremy run up in you!
Angie: Save them tears for your pillow boo! Suck it the fuck up!
Solo: *comes out* That's right!
Bey: How can yalll take his side?! *still crying*
Ty: You know what! *takes off his shoe and starts walking toward Beyonce*
Angie: Ty! You already have two strikes!
Ty: Girl, Jesus and those two strikes just saved yo life!
Solo: You cheated on him with his friend Bey! I would expect some shit like that from Ty or Angie or even me, but I NEVER thought you could be that dirty!
Jay: Look yall don't even waste yall breath. *to Bey* Imma need my ring back and you need to go and find out the date of conception cause I aint taking care of a kid that aint mine.
Bey: Baby, you don't mean that! You still love me!
Jay: Yeah I love you but what you did was foul. Beyond foul Beyonce. I don't trust you. When you have the baby, if it's mine imma handle my responsibilities and be a good father, but I feel like we need to take a break so you can decide if you really wanna be married or what.
Bey: Baby please! I don't wanna go through this by myself.
Jay: You don't have to. That's why you have Jeremy.
Ty: OOP! He went there!
Bey: *hands Jay the ring.*
Jay: You'll get it back when I think you've earned it and if not Imma take it apart and make some jewelry for my "child" or make a chain for Julez. (Jay leaves and Bey cries in the corner.)
Ty: Bey if you dont stfu with all that damn crying!! YOU fucked up! So stop all the tears!
Bey: *sniff* I know but.. *sniff*
Solo: Bey he's right. You shouldnt be the one crying right now.
Bey: *sniff* Can yall just *sniff* leave please? *sniff*
Ty: You know what?! I'm leaving! Because all this damn sniffing and cryin is gettin on my LAST nerve! Ch.. I did NOT run out my house in rollers for this. *grabs Angie* Lets go bitch.
Ang: Bye Bey! I love you. Call me! *They leave*
Bey: *sniff* *looks up at Solo*
Solo: Oh.. I know you wasn't talkin to me.
Bey: *sniff* Solo please. I just wanna be alone right now..
Solo: *sigh* Okay Bey, but just know that when you call me I'll be there ok? I love you Thu Thu.
Bey: *sniff* *cries harder* I love you too. *Solo leaves*
Bey: (ughh WHY Beyoncé WHY?! Damn I really fucked up! I cant believe I cheated with JEREMY! I mean.. he aint even that cute! Plus it wasn't even worth it , bc he was not good at all! *sigh* Nobody puts it down like Jay.. Lord. Please let this baby be his, because right now.. i'm not sure. *rubs her belly* Damn I forgot Julez was in the room sleeping. I should've told Solo to take him, but then again I don't mind having Julez around.)
Julez: *rubbing his eyes* Auntie why you crying?
Bey: It's nothing baby go back to bed.
Julez: Where's Uncle Jay?
Bey: He left.
Julez: Is he coming back?
Bey: I don't think so baby. Auntie messed up pretty bad.
Julez: *goes and sits on her lap* What did you do?
Bey: I gave another boy butt.
Julez: *gasps and holds his chest* Auntie you didn't!
Bey: *nods* I did.
Julez: You lying!
Bey: I'm afraid not.
Julez: Uggh! I can't!
Bey: *to herself* I can't with Julez acting just like Ty's dramatic ass.
Julez: Auntie BB why did you give butt to another boy?
Bey: Cause I was stupid.
Julez: Is Uncle Jay still gonna come see me and take me places and buy me stuff?
Bey: Of course he is. You know your Uncle Jay loves you.
Julez: Come on BB lets go to sleep, we'll fix it in the morning.
(Bey and Julez go into her and Jay's room and they cuddle up together)
Bey: ( I love Julez, I don't know what i'd do without him.Wait, am I really letting my six year old nephew fix my problems? Uggh I can't.)
Julez: (Lawd what did I just get myself into? Jesus be a comfort during this trying time)
(Bey and Julez drift off to sleep)
*THE NEXT DAY*
(Jay is over at Kanye's hotel and he's telling Kanye everything that went down.)
Kanye: Damn, I didn't think Bey was the type to cheat.
Jay: I know. And I can't wait until I see that nigga Jeremy. Imma fuck his world up. How dare he run that little ass dick of his up in my woman!?
Kanye: I got your back man. That was some foul shit Jeremy pulled.
Jay: You think you'd be down to come help me get my stuff?
Kanye: Yeah let's go.
*AT BEY'S HOTEL*
(Bey is trying to make breakfast for her and Julez and it's not turning out to well.)
Julez: Auntie, maybe we should just order room service, since it's *gulp* safer.
Bey: Boy! You gon eat this breakfast. I'm slaving over a hot stove for your little butt.
Julez: (Lord, I know it's been awhile, but if you get me out of this I'm coming buy the church on Sunday)
(Just as Julez finishes his little prayer Jay and Kanye walk into the suite*
Julez: YASSSSS! *runs to Jay* God is faithful! Uncle Jay save me!
Jay: Hey Lil man what's going on?
Julez: BB is making breakfast. *shudders*
Jay: You wanna go out to eat?
Julez: *looks over at Bey's burnt waffles and eggs and back at Jay* Ch... Lemme get my shoes! *runs to his room*
Kanye: Mann that boy is a fool.
Jay: I know.
(There's an awkward silence and Kanye breaks it.)
Kanye: Hey Bey hows it going?
Bey: Hey Kanyee, i'm fine how are you? *tosses the eggs and waffles*
Kanye: I'm straight. '
Julez: *runs out* I'm ready Uncle Jay!
Jay: *to Bey* imma take him to get some food and then come back for my stuff, is that cool with you?
Bey: Yeah that's fine.
(Jay, Julez and Kanye leave. Soon there's a knock on the door d Bey goes to answer it.)
Bey: *gasp* Jeremy!?
TBC
Thursday, April 5, 2012
Secret Lovers ?
When we left off in the last part Jay and Julez went to the clinic to get a DNA test for Jaylen while Bey and Solo decided to chill with Ty and Angie and go shopping and get lunch. At the restaurant Bey, Solo, Angie and Ty beat the brakes off of Matthews hoe and didn't realize Jay saw everything. Their all at home chillin and laughing at Matthew's hoe.
Ty: Girl! Did you see her weave!? SHE RATCHET!
Solo: But did yall see how Thu Thu swung back and knocked that bitch out?
Angie: Yasss! Who said pregnant bitches couldn't fight!
Bey: Shut up Yall. *sits down next to them*
Ty: What took you so long hoe?
Bey: I was washing blood off my knuckles.
Angie: You know if Jay finds out he's gon beat the breaks off your pussy right?
Bey: And I'm complaining because..?
Solo: Bitch you nasty! I'm telling Mama!
Angie: Grow up Solo.
Ty: Yall will let Solo be great!
Solo: I knew there was a reason I love Ty more than yall hoes.
(Jay then walks in the door carrying Julez who's holding a water gun.)
Julez: Uncle Ty! *runs to Ty.*
Ty: Hey lil man! You looking more like your Auntie BB everyday.
Bey: Ty, you will leave my baby alone! *laughs*
Angie: I must be invisible or some shit!
Julez: Hi Auntie Angie! *hugs her*
Angie: Hi Baby. * hugs him*
Bey: What did yall do today?
Jay: We went to the clinic, then we went to get lunch and then I took Julez to the toy store.
Solo: I can't wait until yall have your baby so I can get yall back for making Julez a spoiled brat.
Julez: I'm not a brat mommy!
Solo: Of course you aren't sweetie. *kisses his forehead*
Jay: So, what did yall do today?
Bey: Shopping, Lunch, nothing special.
Jay: Really? How come you left out the piece where you whooped some hoe's ass.
Bey: Huh?
Jay: Don't play dumb Bey.
Ty: She aint playing Jay.
Angie: Ty you will let Slowyonce be great!
Solo: CTFUU!
Jay: *shakes his head then turns to Bey* Lemme holla at you for a second. *points to the bedroom*
(Bey gets up and follows Jay to the bedroom. As soon as the door closes Jay makes it known how pissed he is.)
Jay: Beyonce Giselle what the hell were you thinking?!
Bey: Baby she disrespected me. I couldn't just walk away like a little punk.
Jay: You do realize you pregnant with my seed right?
Bey: *shy voice* Yes.
Jay: *pulls her into a hug* Imma be very upset if something happens to you or the baby, just please be careful babe. Promise me no more fighting. Let Solo, Angie or Ty handle it.
Bey: Alright baby, I promise. I love you.
Jay: *kisses her lips* I love you too.
(Bey and Jay go back out in the living room. They all sit around and hang for awhile, then Ty and Angie decide to go back to their hotels and Solo and Julez goes to their room so Bey decides to call her mom and share the good news)
Bey: Hey Mama
Tina: Hey baby, how are you?
Bey: I'm fine Mama, what about you?
Tina: I'm doing fine sweetie, how's Jay?
Bey: He's right here watching TV.
Tina: How is everything going with your album?
Bey: it's going good, we should be back in about a week or so.
Tina: Well that's good, it certainly has been peaceful around here without Solo, Angie and Ty.
Bey: I wish I could say the same. Ty and Angie flew in today and have been harassing me ever since they got here. Have you heard from Michelle lately?
Tina: Yeah, she called yesterday, she's doing fine, her broad way career is really taking off.
Bey: Mama, how would you feel about being a grandmother again?
Tina: I keep telling you and Solo i'm ready for more. Why? Are you and Jay planning on having a baby?
Bey: I'm pregnant Mama.
Tina: *screams* Oh I'm so happy for yall baby!
Bey: Thanks, but, I'm scared Mama. What happens if I miss carry again?
Tina: Baby, you won't, all you have to do is stay stress free ok?
Bey: Ok mama. I love you.
Tina: I love you too See you soon.
(They hang up)
Bey: Jay, don't you think you should call your Mom and tell her the good news?
Jay: Yeah, i'll call her later on tonight.
Bey: Alright baby *kisses him*
Jay: *puts his hand on her belly* I cant wait to see my Lil Man.
Bey: You mean ya baby girl?
Jay: Nope. I mean my Lil Man.
Bey: Whatever big head. Don't be surprised when I pop out a mini Bey.
Jay: Oh shit big ears! I don't know if I can handle 2 of yall. *prays out loud* Lord PLEASE dont burden me with ANOTHER one of THESE! *points to Bey and laughs*
Bey: *hits him* Jay shut up! You know you love everything about me.
Jay: Yea Yea.. *kisses her*
Bey: Jay baby?
Jay: Yes Mama?
Bey: Wanna bring me some butter pecan ice cream with pickles , lays and some kind of fruity drink?
Jay: Bey.. You ate the rest of the ice cream and chips..
Bey: Soooo.. go to the store for Mama?
Jay: Ugh you better be glad iloveyou. *gets up* Ill be back.
Bey: Bye baby.
Jay: *leaves*
*As soon as Jay leaves, Bey picks up her phone*
Bey: *text* Hey boo. Hes gone ;)
Mystery Person (MP) : Perfect ;) Open the door. Im on my way up.
Bey: See you soon ! ;)
MP: I cant wait ;)
*Bey gets up and runs to the door*
Bey: Hey stranger!
MP: Hello Beyutiful. *hugs her tight*
*Bey's phone rings*
Bey: Ugh hold on. Its him.. *answers* Hey baby! Get my ice cream?
Jay: Yup! Im on my wat home now.
Bey: Damn that was fast. Okay. *hangs up* *sigh* Looks like we're gonna have to reschedule baby. Hes on his way back..
MP: *kisses her* iight Ma. Text me.
Bey: Of course
*Mystery person leaves and Jay shows up right after.*
Jay: Hey Bey! Umm.. Why was Jeremy leavin here? Its kind of late....
Bey: Jay I.. We need to talk..
TBC....
Ty: Girl! Did you see her weave!? SHE RATCHET!
Solo: But did yall see how Thu Thu swung back and knocked that bitch out?
Angie: Yasss! Who said pregnant bitches couldn't fight!
Bey: Shut up Yall. *sits down next to them*
Ty: What took you so long hoe?
Bey: I was washing blood off my knuckles.
Angie: You know if Jay finds out he's gon beat the breaks off your pussy right?
Bey: And I'm complaining because..?
Solo: Bitch you nasty! I'm telling Mama!
Angie: Grow up Solo.
Ty: Yall will let Solo be great!
Solo: I knew there was a reason I love Ty more than yall hoes.
(Jay then walks in the door carrying Julez who's holding a water gun.)
Julez: Uncle Ty! *runs to Ty.*
Ty: Hey lil man! You looking more like your Auntie BB everyday.
Bey: Ty, you will leave my baby alone! *laughs*
Angie: I must be invisible or some shit!
Julez: Hi Auntie Angie! *hugs her*
Angie: Hi Baby. * hugs him*
Bey: What did yall do today?
Jay: We went to the clinic, then we went to get lunch and then I took Julez to the toy store.
Solo: I can't wait until yall have your baby so I can get yall back for making Julez a spoiled brat.
Julez: I'm not a brat mommy!
Solo: Of course you aren't sweetie. *kisses his forehead*
Jay: So, what did yall do today?
Bey: Shopping, Lunch, nothing special.
Jay: Really? How come you left out the piece where you whooped some hoe's ass.
Bey: Huh?
Jay: Don't play dumb Bey.
Ty: She aint playing Jay.
Angie: Ty you will let Slowyonce be great!
Solo: CTFUU!
Jay: *shakes his head then turns to Bey* Lemme holla at you for a second. *points to the bedroom*
(Bey gets up and follows Jay to the bedroom. As soon as the door closes Jay makes it known how pissed he is.)
Jay: Beyonce Giselle what the hell were you thinking?!
Bey: Baby she disrespected me. I couldn't just walk away like a little punk.
Jay: You do realize you pregnant with my seed right?
Bey: *shy voice* Yes.
Jay: *pulls her into a hug* Imma be very upset if something happens to you or the baby, just please be careful babe. Promise me no more fighting. Let Solo, Angie or Ty handle it.
Bey: Alright baby, I promise. I love you.
Jay: *kisses her lips* I love you too.
(Bey and Jay go back out in the living room. They all sit around and hang for awhile, then Ty and Angie decide to go back to their hotels and Solo and Julez goes to their room so Bey decides to call her mom and share the good news)
Bey: Hey Mama
Tina: Hey baby, how are you?
Bey: I'm fine Mama, what about you?
Tina: I'm doing fine sweetie, how's Jay?
Bey: He's right here watching TV.
Tina: How is everything going with your album?
Bey: it's going good, we should be back in about a week or so.
Tina: Well that's good, it certainly has been peaceful around here without Solo, Angie and Ty.
Bey: I wish I could say the same. Ty and Angie flew in today and have been harassing me ever since they got here. Have you heard from Michelle lately?
Tina: Yeah, she called yesterday, she's doing fine, her broad way career is really taking off.
Bey: Mama, how would you feel about being a grandmother again?
Tina: I keep telling you and Solo i'm ready for more. Why? Are you and Jay planning on having a baby?
Bey: I'm pregnant Mama.
Tina: *screams* Oh I'm so happy for yall baby!
Bey: Thanks, but, I'm scared Mama. What happens if I miss carry again?
Tina: Baby, you won't, all you have to do is stay stress free ok?
Bey: Ok mama. I love you.
Tina: I love you too See you soon.
(They hang up)
Bey: Jay, don't you think you should call your Mom and tell her the good news?
Jay: Yeah, i'll call her later on tonight.
Bey: Alright baby *kisses him*
Jay: *puts his hand on her belly* I cant wait to see my Lil Man.
Bey: You mean ya baby girl?
Jay: Nope. I mean my Lil Man.
Bey: Whatever big head. Don't be surprised when I pop out a mini Bey.
Jay: Oh shit big ears! I don't know if I can handle 2 of yall. *prays out loud* Lord PLEASE dont burden me with ANOTHER one of THESE! *points to Bey and laughs*
Bey: *hits him* Jay shut up! You know you love everything about me.
Jay: Yea Yea.. *kisses her*
Wednesday, March 21, 2012
Whoop That Ass
When we left off in the last part Solo came over upset cause she found out she was pregnant by Daniel again, so she asked Bey to stay the night and yall know Bey said yes. It's now Thursday and Jay is going to take a DNA test to see if Jaylen is his son.
(Jay is in the room getting dressed when Julez runs in.)
Julez: Uncle Jay, can I come with you please?
Jay: I don't know Julez, you'll have to ask your Auntie BB.
Julez: *pouts* Uncleeee!
Jay: *sits down* Come here lemme tell you a secret.
Julez: *runs over* What?
Jay: Don't whine you sound like girl. *flicks his head*
Julez: Mannn Uncle Jay you playa hating.
Jay: *laugs* I'm playa hating?
Julez: Yeah. *grabs Jay's NY fitted and puts it on*
Jay: *shakes his head and takes his hat* Boy you are too much.
(Jay goes into the room to tell Bey he's leaving.)
Jay: Babe?
Bey: Yes Jay?
Jay: I'm leaving now, so I guess i'll see you later then mama?
Bey: Alright baby. *kisses him*
Jay: And Julez wants to know if he can come.
Bey: Sure, Solo and I need some time alone anyway. SHe's pregnant by Daniel.
Jay: O.O Isn't Daniel engaged?
Bey: Yeah, but she didn't know when they had sex.
Jay: Well I guess Julez and I could do some guy stuff today.
Bey: Alright, tell Julez come gimme a kiss goodbye.
(Jay leaves out the room and a few seconds later he comes back with Julez.)
Bey: You gon be good for Uncle Jay?
Julez: Mhhm!
Bey: No back talk, no whining and NO temper tantrums. If you give your Uncle any problems imma whoop your little ass got it?
Julez: Yes Ma'am.
Bey: Now give Auntie a hug and kiss.
Julez: *hugs her* Love you Auntie! *kisses her*
Bey: Love you too baby.
(Jay and Julez leave and go to the clinic and meet Keisha and Jaylen.)
Keisha: Hey, Jay thanks for coming. *to Jaylen* Come here.
Jaylen: *comes over* Hi.
Jay: Hey, I'm Jay and this is Julez.
Julez: Sup. *daps him up*
(The doctor calls them in the back. They swab Jay's mouth, then Jaylen's mouth. After doing that Jay decided to take them out to lunch. At lunch they got talked and got to know each other.)
MEANWHILE...
Bey: Solo you have to tell him!
Solo: I know, I just don't know how to.
(Bey's phone rings and she sees it's Ty.)
Bey: Hey Ty whats up?
Ty: Bitchh! I'm outside with Angie! Open up. *hangs up*
Solo: Who was that?
Bey: Ty, he's outside with Angie.
(Bey goes to the door to let Ty in.)
Ty: Hey bitch! Look at you, you are GLOWING! I know Jay be digging your ass OWT!
Angie: I know that's right! Got you dick whipped!
Bey: Nice to see yall too. *lets them in* Well i'm glad yall came anyway I have news.
Ty: Wel spit it out, hoe! *grabs some juice from the fridge*
Bey: I'm pregnant!
Ty: *drops his glass of juice and screams* OMGG!!!!
Angie: TY! You are such a Queen!
Solo: *CTFUU* You stupid TY!
Ty: *hugs Bey* Congrats boo! We have to go shopping and buy some stuff for my niece!
Angie: I know thats right.
Bey: But guys, I don't even know what i'm having.
Ty: We can still go shopping tho, you got Jay's black card?
Bey: You know I do!
Ty: Then what the fuck we waiting for!? Mama needs some new leather pants!
Solo: Ty, you are too much!
Ty: Chilee I know, now both of yall go get pretty!
(Bey and Solo go upstairs and get dressed and they all go out shopping.)
IN THE STORE
Cashier: Ok, Mrs Carter your total is $44.000
Bey: DAMN! *hands him Jay's card* Yall gon get me in trouble.
Solo: Aint nobody tell you go and buy all them damn stuff.
Angie: You gon be a dead woman.
Ty: Imma wear these shoes to your funeral girl. *holds up the shoes Bey just bought him*
Bey: Yall aint shit.
(They all decide to go out and get some food.)
Ty: *taking a seat* Yall see that waiter over there?
Bey: Yeah what about him?
Ty: His dick is calling my name. Mmh! I can see that shit through his pants.
Angie: But Ty, aren't you dating somebody tho?
Ty: What Darren don't know won't hurt him.
Solo: You gon soon catch an STD.
(The waiter comes over and they order their food. After their food arrives they sit down and make small talk until TY spots somebody.)
Ty: OOOH! *taps Bey* GORL Aint that Matthew over there with that bitch and her child who claiming the Knowles last name!?
Solo: Where!?
Ty: *points to a table across the room*
(Sure enough Matthew was there with his Mistress and Baby Nixon. He was playing with Nixon and laughing and smiling with the hoe.)
Ty: *grabs his purse and starts rubbing himself down with vaseline*
Solo: Gimme some of that TY!
Angie: *pulls two jars of vaseline from her purse and passes one to Solo*
Solo: This hoe gon get it today! *starts rubbing herself down*
Angie: Imma get my two cents in too! *rubs herself down*
Bey: Come on yall, lets just go.
(It was too late. Solo, Ty and Angie were already storming over toward the table.)
Ty: *clears his throat*
Solo: Dad
Angie: Uncle Matt.
Matt: Hey yall! Solo, say hello to you brother. *holds up Nixon*
Solo: He's not my FUCKING brother.
Nixon: *tears up*
Ty: Hold it togetha lil nigga! You best not cry while TY is on the mutha fucking clock!
Hoe: Let's just go Matthew.
Angie: *slaps her* Bitch did we ask you to speak!?
Matt: That's enough! *stands up*
Ty: I WISH A NIGGA WOULD! This ass whooping applies to you too Uncle Matt!
Nixon: *busts out crying*
Ty: *takes off his belt and shakes it in Nixon's face* Keep it together lil nigga!
(Bey sees Ty shaking the belt in Nixons face and runs over to go get them)
Bey: Lets just go yall. come on.
Solo: You better be glad my Thu came and got us. *goes upside the hoe's head*
Hoe: Beyonce will never do shit. Weak ass.
(Everybody then hops on that hoe including Bey and Solo's pregnant ass*
Bey: *punch* *kick* *spit*
Angie: *Punch* *punch* *spit*
Ty: *spit* *punch* *spit*
(Matts hoe is tore the hell up! The done ripped out her weave and tore her cheap ass shirt.)
Bey: Let this be a warning bitch!
Ty: You heard it hear first!
Angie: Don't fuck with it!
Solo: Tell ya friends bitch!
(They all leave the resturant. Meanwhile Jay is sitting across the resturant with Keisha, Julez and Jaylen and Just saw everything that happened.)
TBC
(Jay is in the room getting dressed when Julez runs in.)
Julez: Uncle Jay, can I come with you please?
Jay: I don't know Julez, you'll have to ask your Auntie BB.
Julez: *pouts* Uncleeee!
Jay: *sits down* Come here lemme tell you a secret.
Julez: *runs over* What?
Jay: Don't whine you sound like girl. *flicks his head*
Julez: Mannn Uncle Jay you playa hating.
Jay: *laugs* I'm playa hating?
Julez: Yeah. *grabs Jay's NY fitted and puts it on*
Jay: *shakes his head and takes his hat* Boy you are too much.
(Jay goes into the room to tell Bey he's leaving.)
Jay: Babe?
Bey: Yes Jay?
Jay: I'm leaving now, so I guess i'll see you later then mama?
Bey: Alright baby. *kisses him*
Jay: And Julez wants to know if he can come.
Bey: Sure, Solo and I need some time alone anyway. SHe's pregnant by Daniel.
Jay: O.O Isn't Daniel engaged?
Bey: Yeah, but she didn't know when they had sex.
Jay: Well I guess Julez and I could do some guy stuff today.
Bey: Alright, tell Julez come gimme a kiss goodbye.
(Jay leaves out the room and a few seconds later he comes back with Julez.)
Bey: You gon be good for Uncle Jay?
Julez: Mhhm!
Bey: No back talk, no whining and NO temper tantrums. If you give your Uncle any problems imma whoop your little ass got it?
Julez: Yes Ma'am.
Bey: Now give Auntie a hug and kiss.
Julez: *hugs her* Love you Auntie! *kisses her*
Bey: Love you too baby.
(Jay and Julez leave and go to the clinic and meet Keisha and Jaylen.)
Keisha: Hey, Jay thanks for coming. *to Jaylen* Come here.
Jaylen: *comes over* Hi.
Jay: Hey, I'm Jay and this is Julez.
Julez: Sup. *daps him up*
(The doctor calls them in the back. They swab Jay's mouth, then Jaylen's mouth. After doing that Jay decided to take them out to lunch. At lunch they got talked and got to know each other.)
MEANWHILE...
Bey: Solo you have to tell him!
Solo: I know, I just don't know how to.
(Bey's phone rings and she sees it's Ty.)
Bey: Hey Ty whats up?
Ty: Bitchh! I'm outside with Angie! Open up. *hangs up*
Solo: Who was that?
Bey: Ty, he's outside with Angie.
(Bey goes to the door to let Ty in.)
Ty: Hey bitch! Look at you, you are GLOWING! I know Jay be digging your ass OWT!
Angie: I know that's right! Got you dick whipped!
Bey: Nice to see yall too. *lets them in* Well i'm glad yall came anyway I have news.
Ty: Wel spit it out, hoe! *grabs some juice from the fridge*
Bey: I'm pregnant!
Ty: *drops his glass of juice and screams* OMGG!!!!
Angie: TY! You are such a Queen!
Solo: *CTFUU* You stupid TY!
Ty: *hugs Bey* Congrats boo! We have to go shopping and buy some stuff for my niece!
Angie: I know thats right.
Bey: But guys, I don't even know what i'm having.
Ty: We can still go shopping tho, you got Jay's black card?
Bey: You know I do!
Ty: Then what the fuck we waiting for!? Mama needs some new leather pants!
Solo: Ty, you are too much!
Ty: Chilee I know, now both of yall go get pretty!
(Bey and Solo go upstairs and get dressed and they all go out shopping.)
IN THE STORE
Cashier: Ok, Mrs Carter your total is $44.000
Bey: DAMN! *hands him Jay's card* Yall gon get me in trouble.
Solo: Aint nobody tell you go and buy all them damn stuff.
Angie: You gon be a dead woman.
Ty: Imma wear these shoes to your funeral girl. *holds up the shoes Bey just bought him*
Bey: Yall aint shit.
(They all decide to go out and get some food.)
Ty: *taking a seat* Yall see that waiter over there?
Bey: Yeah what about him?
Ty: His dick is calling my name. Mmh! I can see that shit through his pants.
Angie: But Ty, aren't you dating somebody tho?
Ty: What Darren don't know won't hurt him.
Solo: You gon soon catch an STD.
(The waiter comes over and they order their food. After their food arrives they sit down and make small talk until TY spots somebody.)
Ty: OOOH! *taps Bey* GORL Aint that Matthew over there with that bitch and her child who claiming the Knowles last name!?
Solo: Where!?
Ty: *points to a table across the room*
(Sure enough Matthew was there with his Mistress and Baby Nixon. He was playing with Nixon and laughing and smiling with the hoe.)
Ty: *grabs his purse and starts rubbing himself down with vaseline*
Solo: Gimme some of that TY!
Angie: *pulls two jars of vaseline from her purse and passes one to Solo*
Solo: This hoe gon get it today! *starts rubbing herself down*
Angie: Imma get my two cents in too! *rubs herself down*
Bey: Come on yall, lets just go.
(It was too late. Solo, Ty and Angie were already storming over toward the table.)
Ty: *clears his throat*
Solo: Dad
Angie: Uncle Matt.
Matt: Hey yall! Solo, say hello to you brother. *holds up Nixon*
Solo: He's not my FUCKING brother.
Nixon: *tears up*
Ty: Hold it togetha lil nigga! You best not cry while TY is on the mutha fucking clock!
Hoe: Let's just go Matthew.
Angie: *slaps her* Bitch did we ask you to speak!?
Matt: That's enough! *stands up*
Ty: I WISH A NIGGA WOULD! This ass whooping applies to you too Uncle Matt!
Nixon: *busts out crying*
Ty: *takes off his belt and shakes it in Nixon's face* Keep it together lil nigga!
(Bey sees Ty shaking the belt in Nixons face and runs over to go get them)
Bey: Lets just go yall. come on.
Solo: You better be glad my Thu came and got us. *goes upside the hoe's head*
Hoe: Beyonce will never do shit. Weak ass.
(Everybody then hops on that hoe including Bey and Solo's pregnant ass*
Bey: *punch* *kick* *spit*
Angie: *Punch* *punch* *spit*
Ty: *spit* *punch* *spit*
(Matts hoe is tore the hell up! The done ripped out her weave and tore her cheap ass shirt.)
Bey: Let this be a warning bitch!
Ty: You heard it hear first!
Angie: Don't fuck with it!
Solo: Tell ya friends bitch!
(They all leave the resturant. Meanwhile Jay is sitting across the resturant with Keisha, Julez and Jaylen and Just saw everything that happened.)
TBC
Friday, March 9, 2012
Love, Sex and Another Pregnancy
When we left off in the last post Bey found out about Keisha and suprisingly wasn't mad. She and Jay spent the day chilling with Solo and Julez, they take Julez back to their hotel and Keisha shows up.
(Bey goes to the front of the hotel room and answers the door and almost gave birth on the spot.)
Bey: Keisha, What are you doing here?
Keisha: Look, I know you must be really upset with me right now but I really need to talk to Jay.
Bey: Come in.
(Bey and Keisha both walk into the living room.)
Jay: Babe who was at... *sees Keisha* Oh.
Bey: Come on Julez lets give Uncle Jay some privacy.
Julez: *whines* But Auntie we just started playing! I was winning.
Bey: I'm not tell you again Julez.
Julez; *looks at Jay* *whines* Uncle Jayyyy.
Jay: *turns off the TV* Listen to your Auntie lil man. As soon as i'm done i'll come get you.
Julez: *throws down the controller* Fine.
Bey: *snatches him up* You got one more time to catch an attitude.
Julez: Yes Ma'am.
(Bey and Julez go into her and Jay's room and shut the door. There was an awkward silence between Jay and Keisha.)
Jay: So...About Jaylen... Umm are you sure he's my son.
Keisha: Not exactly, but are you willing to get a DNA test?
Jay: Yeah I am. If he's mine, imma handle my responsibilities and be a father to him.
Keisha: Well that's good to know. So when is good for you? I'm free on Jaylen and I are down here until Thursday.
Jay: Have you explained all this to him?
Keisha: Yeah, I am. He's hyped at the possibility that you could be his dad.
Jay: *laughs* Well, I'm free tomorrow, you think we could do it then?
Keisha: Sure, as long as Beyonce's ok with it.
Jay: Beyonce will be fine with it.
(Jay and Keisha exchange information and they set up everything for tomorrow and she leaves. Bey and Julez come out dressed.)
Jay: Where yall headed?
Bey: We're going to get some food, you coming?
Jay: Nah. Imma chill here.
Bey: Alright, you want me to bring you back something?
Jay: Yeah, come here though, lemme whisper something to you.
Bey: *leans down*
Jay: *whispers* You gon give me some pussy tonight?
Bey: Boy! *pushes his head* You aint shit!
Jay: Are you?
Bey: I'll think about it.
Jay: Alright then.
(Bey and Julez leave and Jay decides to watch movies and chill. Somewhere in between chilling he fell asleep and was being woken up by Bey's kisses.)
Bey:*straddling him* Baby *kiss* wake *kiss* up *kiss*
Jay: *grips her ass and starts sucking on her neck*
Bey: *moans* Baby you need to eat, you haven't eaten all day.
Jay: *tugging at her shirt* Later.
(Bey is getting lost in Jay's kisses and is giving in. Jay flips the over so that he's on top and begins to suck on her left breast while playing with the other.)
Bey: Mmm.. baby.. the...door. Lock..it.
(Jay runs to lock the door. After he locks it he pulls of Bey's pants and starts rubbing her clit through her panties while nipping on her earlobe.)
Bey: Baby...stop teasing me *moans*
Jay: What you want me to do baby...tell me. *sucks on her neck*
Bey: Mmmmm.... baby you know what I want you to do.
Jay: I wanna hear you say it though.
Bey: *whines* Jayyyy.
Jay: Say it.
Bey: *whispers* Eat my pussy.
Jay: I aint hear you Bey.
Bey: *a little louder* Eat my pussy.
(Jay smiles and pulls down Bey's panties with his teeth. He kisses the insides of her thighs until he's right at her lips. He softly kisses them, making Bey shiver, then parts them with his tongue. He used his tongue to flick her clit several times then stuck his tongue inside her, he quickly found her spot and began hitting it.)
Bey: *humping his face* Yessss baby! mmmmm fuck!
Jay: *replaces his tongue with his finger* You like that boo?
Bey: Mhhmm. *moans* Baby, faster.
(Jay pushes his finger in and out of Bey faster, the he stuck his tongue back inside her and tongue fucked her until she came all over his face.)
Jay: *licking his lips* Yummy.
(Jay gets ontop of Bey and uses the tip of his dick to tease her)
Bey: *moaning* Mmm. Baby, stop playing.
Jay: *still rubbing his dick against her pussy* You want daddy's dick?
Bey: *nods and bites her lip*
Jay: *sticks the tip in then pulls out* Nah, you don't want daddy's dick. *starts to get up*
Bey: *pulls him back down* Jayyy I need daddy's dick RIGHT NOW.
Jay: You sure?
Bey: Mhhm!
(Jay stick his dick in Bey and begins to stroke her softly, then began speeding up the pace)
Bey: Mmmm.. baby!
Jay: *whispers sternly in her ear* Why your pussy so tight? Huh? You got daddy ready to bust a nut.
Bey: Baby... go deeper. *moans*
(Jay sticks all of his dick in Bey and starts thrusting hard and fast.)
Bey: *bites down on his shoulder* YESS BABY! MMM FUCK!
(Jay flips Bey over so they're on all fours and he's giving it to her from the back)
Bey: *gripping the sheets* Yess baby! Fuck me!
Jay: *stroking her harder* Tell me it's my pussy
Bey: It's yours baby, all yours!
Jay: That's right. *thrusting deeper*
(15 minutes later, Bey is riding Jay and she's close to an orgasm)
Bey: Baby! I'm about to cum!
Jay: Cum for daddy baby.
Bey: Mmmh! Daddy i'm cumming! *cums*
Jay: Mmmmh shit! *busts a nut* Damn baby.
Bey: *breathing heavy*
(They hear a banging on the door and it sounds like Julez. Bey puts on her robe and goes to the door.)
Bey: *opens the door*
Julez: *runs in crying and hugs her*
Bey: Baby what's wrong?
Julez: Uncle Jay was hurting you.
Bey: No he wasn't baby, why would you think that?
Julez: Cause I was walking by the door and I heard you was screaming and making cry noises.
Bey:*embarrassed* Uncle Jay and I were watching a scary movie, thats why I screamed.
Julez; *sniffs* So you're ok?
Bey: Yes, i'm fine baby.
Jay: Aye, order daddy something to eat, got a nigga famished and shit.
Bey: What you want?
Jay: Order me a steak. Thanks babe.
(Bey goes to call room service, she orders steak for Jay, a cheeseburger and fries for Julez and a club sandwich for herself. The food arrives soon after. Bey gives Julez his food then goes to take Jay his food.)
Bey: *to herself* I should've let that fool eat the food from earlier. *shakes her head* He so damn spoiled.
Jay: *taking the food* Thanks babe. *kisses her*
(Bey sits down on the other side of the bed and begins to eat her food.)
Jay: What chu eating?
Bey: A sandwich.
Jay: Oh Word? Can I have a piece?
Bey: No.
Jay: Why?
Bey: Cause I said so.
Jay: Oh I see how it is, take my dick then treat me like shit. *pretends to be upset*
Bey: *laughs* Awww baby you know I love you! Here. *Holds out a piece of her sandwich*
Jay: *takes a bite* Yummy! Not as good at you though. *winks*
Bey: *blushes*
(They finish eating and they curl up in bed together to watch a movie. After a while Julez came and joined them, they watched the movie laughed and just enjoyed each others company. After putting Julez to bed around 9:00 there was a knock at the hotel door)
Bey: Who could that be? *opens the door*
(When Bey opens the door she see's Solo looking a mess and crying.)
Bey: Solo, what the hell happened?
Solo: I slept with Daniel just before we came to Paris, and I started feeling sick and stuff but I ignored it, so today I went to the doctor and I found out i'm pregnant by Daniel...Again/
Bey: WAIT A got damn minute! Isn't Daniel engaged?!
Solo: *nods* But Thu I swear I had no idea until the day he came to the hotel to take Julez out.
Bey: *rubs her head* Let me look to the Lord for guidance during this trying time!
Solo: This aint no time for a sermon Minister Knowles! What am I going to do?
Bey: TF you mean? Have the baby.
Solo: I can't...
Bey: Now Solo... You do realize there is a PERSON growing inside of you right? And you knew how much it hurt me when I miscarried, so how the hell you just gon go get pregnant and decide not to keep it cause you don't like the father? Pregnancy is a gift Solo, you shouldn't take it for granted.
Solo: Bey I know! I'm just confused. Can I stay here tonight?
Bey: You know you can. Julez is already sleep in his room, you can go on in there.
Solo: Thanks Thu. *goes to Julez's room*
Bey: *goes back to her bedroom* Lord give me patience.
Jay: Who was that?
Bey: It was Solo.
(Bey begins to tell Jay everything and all Jay can do is shake his head.)
Jay: Yall Knowles women is crazy.
Bey: *cuddles up next to him* What are we gonna name our baby?
Jay: I was thinking Shawn Junior.
Bey: Too Bad my baby is a girl though. I was thinking Blue Ivy. Your favorite color, my favorite number.
Jay: I like that, too bad you having a boy tho.
Bey: We'll see.
(Bey and Jay eventually fall asleep)
TBC..
(Bey goes to the front of the hotel room and answers the door and almost gave birth on the spot.)
Bey: Keisha, What are you doing here?
Keisha: Look, I know you must be really upset with me right now but I really need to talk to Jay.
Bey: Come in.
(Bey and Keisha both walk into the living room.)
Jay: Babe who was at... *sees Keisha* Oh.
Bey: Come on Julez lets give Uncle Jay some privacy.
Julez: *whines* But Auntie we just started playing! I was winning.
Bey: I'm not tell you again Julez.
Julez; *looks at Jay* *whines* Uncle Jayyyy.
Jay: *turns off the TV* Listen to your Auntie lil man. As soon as i'm done i'll come get you.
Julez: *throws down the controller* Fine.
Bey: *snatches him up* You got one more time to catch an attitude.
Julez: Yes Ma'am.
(Bey and Julez go into her and Jay's room and shut the door. There was an awkward silence between Jay and Keisha.)
Jay: So...About Jaylen... Umm are you sure he's my son.
Keisha: Not exactly, but are you willing to get a DNA test?
Jay: Yeah I am. If he's mine, imma handle my responsibilities and be a father to him.
Keisha: Well that's good to know. So when is good for you? I'm free on Jaylen and I are down here until Thursday.
Jay: Have you explained all this to him?
Keisha: Yeah, I am. He's hyped at the possibility that you could be his dad.
Jay: *laughs* Well, I'm free tomorrow, you think we could do it then?
Keisha: Sure, as long as Beyonce's ok with it.
Jay: Beyonce will be fine with it.
(Jay and Keisha exchange information and they set up everything for tomorrow and she leaves. Bey and Julez come out dressed.)
Jay: Where yall headed?
Bey: We're going to get some food, you coming?
Jay: Nah. Imma chill here.
Bey: Alright, you want me to bring you back something?
Jay: Yeah, come here though, lemme whisper something to you.
Bey: *leans down*
Jay: *whispers* You gon give me some pussy tonight?
Bey: Boy! *pushes his head* You aint shit!
Jay: Are you?
Bey: I'll think about it.
Jay: Alright then.
(Bey and Julez leave and Jay decides to watch movies and chill. Somewhere in between chilling he fell asleep and was being woken up by Bey's kisses.)
Bey:*straddling him* Baby *kiss* wake *kiss* up *kiss*
Jay: *grips her ass and starts sucking on her neck*
Bey: *moans* Baby you need to eat, you haven't eaten all day.
Jay: *tugging at her shirt* Later.
(Bey is getting lost in Jay's kisses and is giving in. Jay flips the over so that he's on top and begins to suck on her left breast while playing with the other.)
Bey: Mmm.. baby.. the...door. Lock..it.
(Jay runs to lock the door. After he locks it he pulls of Bey's pants and starts rubbing her clit through her panties while nipping on her earlobe.)
Bey: Baby...stop teasing me *moans*
Jay: What you want me to do baby...tell me. *sucks on her neck*
Bey: Mmmmm.... baby you know what I want you to do.
Jay: I wanna hear you say it though.
Bey: *whines* Jayyyy.
Jay: Say it.
Bey: *whispers* Eat my pussy.
Jay: I aint hear you Bey.
Bey: *a little louder* Eat my pussy.
(Jay smiles and pulls down Bey's panties with his teeth. He kisses the insides of her thighs until he's right at her lips. He softly kisses them, making Bey shiver, then parts them with his tongue. He used his tongue to flick her clit several times then stuck his tongue inside her, he quickly found her spot and began hitting it.)
Bey: *humping his face* Yessss baby! mmmmm fuck!
Jay: *replaces his tongue with his finger* You like that boo?
Bey: Mhhmm. *moans* Baby, faster.
(Jay pushes his finger in and out of Bey faster, the he stuck his tongue back inside her and tongue fucked her until she came all over his face.)
Jay: *licking his lips* Yummy.
(Jay gets ontop of Bey and uses the tip of his dick to tease her)
Bey: *moaning* Mmm. Baby, stop playing.
Jay: *still rubbing his dick against her pussy* You want daddy's dick?
Bey: *nods and bites her lip*
Jay: *sticks the tip in then pulls out* Nah, you don't want daddy's dick. *starts to get up*
Bey: *pulls him back down* Jayyy I need daddy's dick RIGHT NOW.
Jay: You sure?
Bey: Mhhm!
(Jay stick his dick in Bey and begins to stroke her softly, then began speeding up the pace)
Bey: Mmmm.. baby!
Jay: *whispers sternly in her ear* Why your pussy so tight? Huh? You got daddy ready to bust a nut.
Bey: Baby... go deeper. *moans*
(Jay sticks all of his dick in Bey and starts thrusting hard and fast.)
Bey: *bites down on his shoulder* YESS BABY! MMM FUCK!
(Jay flips Bey over so they're on all fours and he's giving it to her from the back)
Bey: *gripping the sheets* Yess baby! Fuck me!
Jay: *stroking her harder* Tell me it's my pussy
Bey: It's yours baby, all yours!
Jay: That's right. *thrusting deeper*
(15 minutes later, Bey is riding Jay and she's close to an orgasm)
Bey: Baby! I'm about to cum!
Jay: Cum for daddy baby.
Bey: Mmmh! Daddy i'm cumming! *cums*
Jay: Mmmmh shit! *busts a nut* Damn baby.
Bey: *breathing heavy*
(They hear a banging on the door and it sounds like Julez. Bey puts on her robe and goes to the door.)
Bey: *opens the door*
Julez: *runs in crying and hugs her*
Bey: Baby what's wrong?
Julez: Uncle Jay was hurting you.
Bey: No he wasn't baby, why would you think that?
Julez: Cause I was walking by the door and I heard you was screaming and making cry noises.
Bey:*embarrassed* Uncle Jay and I were watching a scary movie, thats why I screamed.
Julez; *sniffs* So you're ok?
Bey: Yes, i'm fine baby.
Jay: Aye, order daddy something to eat, got a nigga famished and shit.
Bey: What you want?
Jay: Order me a steak. Thanks babe.
(Bey goes to call room service, she orders steak for Jay, a cheeseburger and fries for Julez and a club sandwich for herself. The food arrives soon after. Bey gives Julez his food then goes to take Jay his food.)
Bey: *to herself* I should've let that fool eat the food from earlier. *shakes her head* He so damn spoiled.
Jay: *taking the food* Thanks babe. *kisses her*
(Bey sits down on the other side of the bed and begins to eat her food.)
Jay: What chu eating?
Bey: A sandwich.
Jay: Oh Word? Can I have a piece?
Bey: No.
Jay: Why?
Bey: Cause I said so.
Jay: Oh I see how it is, take my dick then treat me like shit. *pretends to be upset*
Bey: *laughs* Awww baby you know I love you! Here. *Holds out a piece of her sandwich*
Jay: *takes a bite* Yummy! Not as good at you though. *winks*
Bey: *blushes*
(They finish eating and they curl up in bed together to watch a movie. After a while Julez came and joined them, they watched the movie laughed and just enjoyed each others company. After putting Julez to bed around 9:00 there was a knock at the hotel door)
Bey: Who could that be? *opens the door*
(When Bey opens the door she see's Solo looking a mess and crying.)
Bey: Solo, what the hell happened?
Solo: I slept with Daniel just before we came to Paris, and I started feeling sick and stuff but I ignored it, so today I went to the doctor and I found out i'm pregnant by Daniel...Again/
Bey: WAIT A got damn minute! Isn't Daniel engaged?!
Solo: *nods* But Thu I swear I had no idea until the day he came to the hotel to take Julez out.
Bey: *rubs her head* Let me look to the Lord for guidance during this trying time!
Solo: This aint no time for a sermon Minister Knowles! What am I going to do?
Bey: TF you mean? Have the baby.
Solo: I can't...
Bey: Now Solo... You do realize there is a PERSON growing inside of you right? And you knew how much it hurt me when I miscarried, so how the hell you just gon go get pregnant and decide not to keep it cause you don't like the father? Pregnancy is a gift Solo, you shouldn't take it for granted.
Solo: Bey I know! I'm just confused. Can I stay here tonight?
Bey: You know you can. Julez is already sleep in his room, you can go on in there.
Solo: Thanks Thu. *goes to Julez's room*
Bey: *goes back to her bedroom* Lord give me patience.
Jay: Who was that?
Bey: It was Solo.
(Bey begins to tell Jay everything and all Jay can do is shake his head.)
Jay: Yall Knowles women is crazy.
Bey: *cuddles up next to him* What are we gonna name our baby?
Jay: I was thinking Shawn Junior.
Bey: Too Bad my baby is a girl though. I was thinking Blue Ivy. Your favorite color, my favorite number.
Jay: I like that, too bad you having a boy tho.
Bey: We'll see.
(Bey and Jay eventually fall asleep)
TBC..
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