When we left off in the last part Solo came over upset cause she found out she was pregnant by Daniel again, so she asked Bey to stay the night and yall know Bey said yes. It's now Thursday and Jay is going to take a DNA test to see if Jaylen is his son.
(Jay is in the room getting dressed when Julez runs in.)
Julez: Uncle Jay, can I come with you please?
Jay: I don't know Julez, you'll have to ask your Auntie BB.
Julez: *pouts* Uncleeee!
Jay: *sits down* Come here lemme tell you a secret.
Julez: *runs over* What?
Jay: Don't whine you sound like girl. *flicks his head*
Julez: Mannn Uncle Jay you playa hating.
Jay: *laugs* I'm playa hating?
Julez: Yeah. *grabs Jay's NY fitted and puts it on*
Jay: *shakes his head and takes his hat* Boy you are too much.
(Jay goes into the room to tell Bey he's leaving.)
Jay: Babe?
Bey: Yes Jay?
Jay: I'm leaving now, so I guess i'll see you later then mama?
Bey: Alright baby. *kisses him*
Jay: And Julez wants to know if he can come.
Bey: Sure, Solo and I need some time alone anyway. SHe's pregnant by Daniel.
Jay: O.O Isn't Daniel engaged?
Bey: Yeah, but she didn't know when they had sex.
Jay: Well I guess Julez and I could do some guy stuff today.
Bey: Alright, tell Julez come gimme a kiss goodbye.
(Jay leaves out the room and a few seconds later he comes back with Julez.)
Bey: You gon be good for Uncle Jay?
Julez: Mhhm!
Bey: No back talk, no whining and NO temper tantrums. If you give your Uncle any problems imma whoop your little ass got it?
Julez: Yes Ma'am.
Bey: Now give Auntie a hug and kiss.
Julez: *hugs her* Love you Auntie! *kisses her*
Bey: Love you too baby.
(Jay and Julez leave and go to the clinic and meet Keisha and Jaylen.)
Keisha: Hey, Jay thanks for coming. *to Jaylen* Come here.
Jaylen: *comes over* Hi.
Jay: Hey, I'm Jay and this is Julez.
Julez: Sup. *daps him up*
(The doctor calls them in the back. They swab Jay's mouth, then Jaylen's mouth. After doing that Jay decided to take them out to lunch. At lunch they got talked and got to know each other.)
MEANWHILE...
Bey: Solo you have to tell him!
Solo: I know, I just don't know how to.
(Bey's phone rings and she sees it's Ty.)
Bey: Hey Ty whats up?
Ty: Bitchh! I'm outside with Angie! Open up. *hangs up*
Solo: Who was that?
Bey: Ty, he's outside with Angie.
(Bey goes to the door to let Ty in.)
Ty: Hey bitch! Look at you, you are GLOWING! I know Jay be digging your ass OWT!
Angie: I know that's right! Got you dick whipped!
Bey: Nice to see yall too. *lets them in* Well i'm glad yall came anyway I have news.
Ty: Wel spit it out, hoe! *grabs some juice from the fridge*
Bey: I'm pregnant!
Ty: *drops his glass of juice and screams* OMGG!!!!
Angie: TY! You are such a Queen!
Solo: *CTFUU* You stupid TY!
Ty: *hugs Bey* Congrats boo! We have to go shopping and buy some stuff for my niece!
Angie: I know thats right.
Bey: But guys, I don't even know what i'm having.
Ty: We can still go shopping tho, you got Jay's black card?
Bey: You know I do!
Ty: Then what the fuck we waiting for!? Mama needs some new leather pants!
Solo: Ty, you are too much!
Ty: Chilee I know, now both of yall go get pretty!
(Bey and Solo go upstairs and get dressed and they all go out shopping.)
IN THE STORE
Cashier: Ok, Mrs Carter your total is $44.000
Bey: DAMN! *hands him Jay's card* Yall gon get me in trouble.
Solo: Aint nobody tell you go and buy all them damn stuff.
Angie: You gon be a dead woman.
Ty: Imma wear these shoes to your funeral girl. *holds up the shoes Bey just bought him*
Bey: Yall aint shit.
(They all decide to go out and get some food.)
Ty: *taking a seat* Yall see that waiter over there?
Bey: Yeah what about him?
Ty: His dick is calling my name. Mmh! I can see that shit through his pants.
Angie: But Ty, aren't you dating somebody tho?
Ty: What Darren don't know won't hurt him.
Solo: You gon soon catch an STD.
(The waiter comes over and they order their food. After their food arrives they sit down and make small talk until TY spots somebody.)
Ty: OOOH! *taps Bey* GORL Aint that Matthew over there with that bitch and her child who claiming the Knowles last name!?
Solo: Where!?
Ty: *points to a table across the room*
(Sure enough Matthew was there with his Mistress and Baby Nixon. He was playing with Nixon and laughing and smiling with the hoe.)
Ty: *grabs his purse and starts rubbing himself down with vaseline*
Solo: Gimme some of that TY!
Angie: *pulls two jars of vaseline from her purse and passes one to Solo*
Solo: This hoe gon get it today! *starts rubbing herself down*
Angie: Imma get my two cents in too! *rubs herself down*
Bey: Come on yall, lets just go.
(It was too late. Solo, Ty and Angie were already storming over toward the table.)
Ty: *clears his throat*
Solo: Dad
Angie: Uncle Matt.
Matt: Hey yall! Solo, say hello to you brother. *holds up Nixon*
Solo: He's not my FUCKING brother.
Nixon: *tears up*
Ty: Hold it togetha lil nigga! You best not cry while TY is on the mutha fucking clock!
Hoe: Let's just go Matthew.
Angie: *slaps her* Bitch did we ask you to speak!?
Matt: That's enough! *stands up*
Ty: I WISH A NIGGA WOULD! This ass whooping applies to you too Uncle Matt!
Nixon: *busts out crying*
Ty: *takes off his belt and shakes it in Nixon's face* Keep it together lil nigga!
(Bey sees Ty shaking the belt in Nixons face and runs over to go get them)
Bey: Lets just go yall. come on.
Solo: You better be glad my Thu came and got us. *goes upside the hoe's head*
Hoe: Beyonce will never do shit. Weak ass.
(Everybody then hops on that hoe including Bey and Solo's pregnant ass*
Bey: *punch* *kick* *spit*
Angie: *Punch* *punch* *spit*
Ty: *spit* *punch* *spit*
(Matts hoe is tore the hell up! The done ripped out her weave and tore her cheap ass shirt.)
Bey: Let this be a warning bitch!
Ty: You heard it hear first!
Angie: Don't fuck with it!
Solo: Tell ya friends bitch!
(They all leave the resturant. Meanwhile Jay is sitting across the resturant with Keisha, Julez and Jaylen and Just saw everything that happened.)
TBC
Wednesday, March 21, 2012
Friday, March 9, 2012
Love, Sex and Another Pregnancy
When we left off in the last post Bey found out about Keisha and suprisingly wasn't mad. She and Jay spent the day chilling with Solo and Julez, they take Julez back to their hotel and Keisha shows up.
(Bey goes to the front of the hotel room and answers the door and almost gave birth on the spot.)
Bey: Keisha, What are you doing here?
Keisha: Look, I know you must be really upset with me right now but I really need to talk to Jay.
Bey: Come in.
(Bey and Keisha both walk into the living room.)
Jay: Babe who was at... *sees Keisha* Oh.
Bey: Come on Julez lets give Uncle Jay some privacy.
Julez: *whines* But Auntie we just started playing! I was winning.
Bey: I'm not tell you again Julez.
Julez; *looks at Jay* *whines* Uncle Jayyyy.
Jay: *turns off the TV* Listen to your Auntie lil man. As soon as i'm done i'll come get you.
Julez: *throws down the controller* Fine.
Bey: *snatches him up* You got one more time to catch an attitude.
Julez: Yes Ma'am.
(Bey and Julez go into her and Jay's room and shut the door. There was an awkward silence between Jay and Keisha.)
Jay: So...About Jaylen... Umm are you sure he's my son.
Keisha: Not exactly, but are you willing to get a DNA test?
Jay: Yeah I am. If he's mine, imma handle my responsibilities and be a father to him.
Keisha: Well that's good to know. So when is good for you? I'm free on Jaylen and I are down here until Thursday.
Jay: Have you explained all this to him?
Keisha: Yeah, I am. He's hyped at the possibility that you could be his dad.
Jay: *laughs* Well, I'm free tomorrow, you think we could do it then?
Keisha: Sure, as long as Beyonce's ok with it.
Jay: Beyonce will be fine with it.
(Jay and Keisha exchange information and they set up everything for tomorrow and she leaves. Bey and Julez come out dressed.)
Jay: Where yall headed?
Bey: We're going to get some food, you coming?
Jay: Nah. Imma chill here.
Bey: Alright, you want me to bring you back something?
Jay: Yeah, come here though, lemme whisper something to you.
Bey: *leans down*
Jay: *whispers* You gon give me some pussy tonight?
Bey: Boy! *pushes his head* You aint shit!
Jay: Are you?
Bey: I'll think about it.
Jay: Alright then.
(Bey and Julez leave and Jay decides to watch movies and chill. Somewhere in between chilling he fell asleep and was being woken up by Bey's kisses.)
Bey:*straddling him* Baby *kiss* wake *kiss* up *kiss*
Jay: *grips her ass and starts sucking on her neck*
Bey: *moans* Baby you need to eat, you haven't eaten all day.
Jay: *tugging at her shirt* Later.
(Bey is getting lost in Jay's kisses and is giving in. Jay flips the over so that he's on top and begins to suck on her left breast while playing with the other.)
Bey: Mmm.. baby.. the...door. Lock..it.
(Jay runs to lock the door. After he locks it he pulls of Bey's pants and starts rubbing her clit through her panties while nipping on her earlobe.)
Bey: Baby...stop teasing me *moans*
Jay: What you want me to do baby...tell me. *sucks on her neck*
Bey: Mmmmm.... baby you know what I want you to do.
Jay: I wanna hear you say it though.
Bey: *whines* Jayyyy.
Jay: Say it.
Bey: *whispers* Eat my pussy.
Jay: I aint hear you Bey.
Bey: *a little louder* Eat my pussy.
(Jay smiles and pulls down Bey's panties with his teeth. He kisses the insides of her thighs until he's right at her lips. He softly kisses them, making Bey shiver, then parts them with his tongue. He used his tongue to flick her clit several times then stuck his tongue inside her, he quickly found her spot and began hitting it.)
Bey: *humping his face* Yessss baby! mmmmm fuck!
Jay: *replaces his tongue with his finger* You like that boo?
Bey: Mhhmm. *moans* Baby, faster.
(Jay pushes his finger in and out of Bey faster, the he stuck his tongue back inside her and tongue fucked her until she came all over his face.)
Jay: *licking his lips* Yummy.
(Jay gets ontop of Bey and uses the tip of his dick to tease her)
Bey: *moaning* Mmm. Baby, stop playing.
Jay: *still rubbing his dick against her pussy* You want daddy's dick?
Bey: *nods and bites her lip*
Jay: *sticks the tip in then pulls out* Nah, you don't want daddy's dick. *starts to get up*
Bey: *pulls him back down* Jayyy I need daddy's dick RIGHT NOW.
Jay: You sure?
Bey: Mhhm!
(Jay stick his dick in Bey and begins to stroke her softly, then began speeding up the pace)
Bey: Mmmm.. baby!
Jay: *whispers sternly in her ear* Why your pussy so tight? Huh? You got daddy ready to bust a nut.
Bey: Baby... go deeper. *moans*
(Jay sticks all of his dick in Bey and starts thrusting hard and fast.)
Bey: *bites down on his shoulder* YESS BABY! MMM FUCK!
(Jay flips Bey over so they're on all fours and he's giving it to her from the back)
Bey: *gripping the sheets* Yess baby! Fuck me!
Jay: *stroking her harder* Tell me it's my pussy
Bey: It's yours baby, all yours!
Jay: That's right. *thrusting deeper*
(15 minutes later, Bey is riding Jay and she's close to an orgasm)
Bey: Baby! I'm about to cum!
Jay: Cum for daddy baby.
Bey: Mmmh! Daddy i'm cumming! *cums*
Jay: Mmmmh shit! *busts a nut* Damn baby.
Bey: *breathing heavy*
(They hear a banging on the door and it sounds like Julez. Bey puts on her robe and goes to the door.)
Bey: *opens the door*
Julez: *runs in crying and hugs her*
Bey: Baby what's wrong?
Julez: Uncle Jay was hurting you.
Bey: No he wasn't baby, why would you think that?
Julez: Cause I was walking by the door and I heard you was screaming and making cry noises.
Bey:*embarrassed* Uncle Jay and I were watching a scary movie, thats why I screamed.
Julez; *sniffs* So you're ok?
Bey: Yes, i'm fine baby.
Jay: Aye, order daddy something to eat, got a nigga famished and shit.
Bey: What you want?
Jay: Order me a steak. Thanks babe.
(Bey goes to call room service, she orders steak for Jay, a cheeseburger and fries for Julez and a club sandwich for herself. The food arrives soon after. Bey gives Julez his food then goes to take Jay his food.)
Bey: *to herself* I should've let that fool eat the food from earlier. *shakes her head* He so damn spoiled.
Jay: *taking the food* Thanks babe. *kisses her*
(Bey sits down on the other side of the bed and begins to eat her food.)
Jay: What chu eating?
Bey: A sandwich.
Jay: Oh Word? Can I have a piece?
Bey: No.
Jay: Why?
Bey: Cause I said so.
Jay: Oh I see how it is, take my dick then treat me like shit. *pretends to be upset*
Bey: *laughs* Awww baby you know I love you! Here. *Holds out a piece of her sandwich*
Jay: *takes a bite* Yummy! Not as good at you though. *winks*
Bey: *blushes*
(They finish eating and they curl up in bed together to watch a movie. After a while Julez came and joined them, they watched the movie laughed and just enjoyed each others company. After putting Julez to bed around 9:00 there was a knock at the hotel door)
Bey: Who could that be? *opens the door*
(When Bey opens the door she see's Solo looking a mess and crying.)
Bey: Solo, what the hell happened?
Solo: I slept with Daniel just before we came to Paris, and I started feeling sick and stuff but I ignored it, so today I went to the doctor and I found out i'm pregnant by Daniel...Again/
Bey: WAIT A got damn minute! Isn't Daniel engaged?!
Solo: *nods* But Thu I swear I had no idea until the day he came to the hotel to take Julez out.
Bey: *rubs her head* Let me look to the Lord for guidance during this trying time!
Solo: This aint no time for a sermon Minister Knowles! What am I going to do?
Bey: TF you mean? Have the baby.
Solo: I can't...
Bey: Now Solo... You do realize there is a PERSON growing inside of you right? And you knew how much it hurt me when I miscarried, so how the hell you just gon go get pregnant and decide not to keep it cause you don't like the father? Pregnancy is a gift Solo, you shouldn't take it for granted.
Solo: Bey I know! I'm just confused. Can I stay here tonight?
Bey: You know you can. Julez is already sleep in his room, you can go on in there.
Solo: Thanks Thu. *goes to Julez's room*
Bey: *goes back to her bedroom* Lord give me patience.
Jay: Who was that?
Bey: It was Solo.
(Bey begins to tell Jay everything and all Jay can do is shake his head.)
Jay: Yall Knowles women is crazy.
Bey: *cuddles up next to him* What are we gonna name our baby?
Jay: I was thinking Shawn Junior.
Bey: Too Bad my baby is a girl though. I was thinking Blue Ivy. Your favorite color, my favorite number.
Jay: I like that, too bad you having a boy tho.
Bey: We'll see.
(Bey and Jay eventually fall asleep)
TBC..
(Bey goes to the front of the hotel room and answers the door and almost gave birth on the spot.)
Bey: Keisha, What are you doing here?
Keisha: Look, I know you must be really upset with me right now but I really need to talk to Jay.
Bey: Come in.
(Bey and Keisha both walk into the living room.)
Jay: Babe who was at... *sees Keisha* Oh.
Bey: Come on Julez lets give Uncle Jay some privacy.
Julez: *whines* But Auntie we just started playing! I was winning.
Bey: I'm not tell you again Julez.
Julez; *looks at Jay* *whines* Uncle Jayyyy.
Jay: *turns off the TV* Listen to your Auntie lil man. As soon as i'm done i'll come get you.
Julez: *throws down the controller* Fine.
Bey: *snatches him up* You got one more time to catch an attitude.
Julez: Yes Ma'am.
(Bey and Julez go into her and Jay's room and shut the door. There was an awkward silence between Jay and Keisha.)
Jay: So...About Jaylen... Umm are you sure he's my son.
Keisha: Not exactly, but are you willing to get a DNA test?
Jay: Yeah I am. If he's mine, imma handle my responsibilities and be a father to him.
Keisha: Well that's good to know. So when is good for you? I'm free on Jaylen and I are down here until Thursday.
Jay: Have you explained all this to him?
Keisha: Yeah, I am. He's hyped at the possibility that you could be his dad.
Jay: *laughs* Well, I'm free tomorrow, you think we could do it then?
Keisha: Sure, as long as Beyonce's ok with it.
Jay: Beyonce will be fine with it.
(Jay and Keisha exchange information and they set up everything for tomorrow and she leaves. Bey and Julez come out dressed.)
Jay: Where yall headed?
Bey: We're going to get some food, you coming?
Jay: Nah. Imma chill here.
Bey: Alright, you want me to bring you back something?
Jay: Yeah, come here though, lemme whisper something to you.
Bey: *leans down*
Jay: *whispers* You gon give me some pussy tonight?
Bey: Boy! *pushes his head* You aint shit!
Jay: Are you?
Bey: I'll think about it.
Jay: Alright then.
(Bey and Julez leave and Jay decides to watch movies and chill. Somewhere in between chilling he fell asleep and was being woken up by Bey's kisses.)
Bey:*straddling him* Baby *kiss* wake *kiss* up *kiss*
Jay: *grips her ass and starts sucking on her neck*
Bey: *moans* Baby you need to eat, you haven't eaten all day.
Jay: *tugging at her shirt* Later.
(Bey is getting lost in Jay's kisses and is giving in. Jay flips the over so that he's on top and begins to suck on her left breast while playing with the other.)
Bey: Mmm.. baby.. the...door. Lock..it.
(Jay runs to lock the door. After he locks it he pulls of Bey's pants and starts rubbing her clit through her panties while nipping on her earlobe.)
Bey: Baby...stop teasing me *moans*
Jay: What you want me to do baby...tell me. *sucks on her neck*
Bey: Mmmmm.... baby you know what I want you to do.
Jay: I wanna hear you say it though.
Bey: *whines* Jayyyy.
Jay: Say it.
Bey: *whispers* Eat my pussy.
Jay: I aint hear you Bey.
Bey: *a little louder* Eat my pussy.
(Jay smiles and pulls down Bey's panties with his teeth. He kisses the insides of her thighs until he's right at her lips. He softly kisses them, making Bey shiver, then parts them with his tongue. He used his tongue to flick her clit several times then stuck his tongue inside her, he quickly found her spot and began hitting it.)
Bey: *humping his face* Yessss baby! mmmmm fuck!
Jay: *replaces his tongue with his finger* You like that boo?
Bey: Mhhmm. *moans* Baby, faster.
(Jay pushes his finger in and out of Bey faster, the he stuck his tongue back inside her and tongue fucked her until she came all over his face.)
Jay: *licking his lips* Yummy.
(Jay gets ontop of Bey and uses the tip of his dick to tease her)
Bey: *moaning* Mmm. Baby, stop playing.
Jay: *still rubbing his dick against her pussy* You want daddy's dick?
Bey: *nods and bites her lip*
Jay: *sticks the tip in then pulls out* Nah, you don't want daddy's dick. *starts to get up*
Bey: *pulls him back down* Jayyy I need daddy's dick RIGHT NOW.
Jay: You sure?
Bey: Mhhm!
(Jay stick his dick in Bey and begins to stroke her softly, then began speeding up the pace)
Bey: Mmmm.. baby!
Jay: *whispers sternly in her ear* Why your pussy so tight? Huh? You got daddy ready to bust a nut.
Bey: Baby... go deeper. *moans*
(Jay sticks all of his dick in Bey and starts thrusting hard and fast.)
Bey: *bites down on his shoulder* YESS BABY! MMM FUCK!
(Jay flips Bey over so they're on all fours and he's giving it to her from the back)
Bey: *gripping the sheets* Yess baby! Fuck me!
Jay: *stroking her harder* Tell me it's my pussy
Bey: It's yours baby, all yours!
Jay: That's right. *thrusting deeper*
(15 minutes later, Bey is riding Jay and she's close to an orgasm)
Bey: Baby! I'm about to cum!
Jay: Cum for daddy baby.
Bey: Mmmh! Daddy i'm cumming! *cums*
Jay: Mmmmh shit! *busts a nut* Damn baby.
Bey: *breathing heavy*
(They hear a banging on the door and it sounds like Julez. Bey puts on her robe and goes to the door.)
Bey: *opens the door*
Julez: *runs in crying and hugs her*
Bey: Baby what's wrong?
Julez: Uncle Jay was hurting you.
Bey: No he wasn't baby, why would you think that?
Julez: Cause I was walking by the door and I heard you was screaming and making cry noises.
Bey:*embarrassed* Uncle Jay and I were watching a scary movie, thats why I screamed.
Julez; *sniffs* So you're ok?
Bey: Yes, i'm fine baby.
Jay: Aye, order daddy something to eat, got a nigga famished and shit.
Bey: What you want?
Jay: Order me a steak. Thanks babe.
(Bey goes to call room service, she orders steak for Jay, a cheeseburger and fries for Julez and a club sandwich for herself. The food arrives soon after. Bey gives Julez his food then goes to take Jay his food.)
Bey: *to herself* I should've let that fool eat the food from earlier. *shakes her head* He so damn spoiled.
Jay: *taking the food* Thanks babe. *kisses her*
(Bey sits down on the other side of the bed and begins to eat her food.)
Jay: What chu eating?
Bey: A sandwich.
Jay: Oh Word? Can I have a piece?
Bey: No.
Jay: Why?
Bey: Cause I said so.
Jay: Oh I see how it is, take my dick then treat me like shit. *pretends to be upset*
Bey: *laughs* Awww baby you know I love you! Here. *Holds out a piece of her sandwich*
Jay: *takes a bite* Yummy! Not as good at you though. *winks*
Bey: *blushes*
(They finish eating and they curl up in bed together to watch a movie. After a while Julez came and joined them, they watched the movie laughed and just enjoyed each others company. After putting Julez to bed around 9:00 there was a knock at the hotel door)
Bey: Who could that be? *opens the door*
(When Bey opens the door she see's Solo looking a mess and crying.)
Bey: Solo, what the hell happened?
Solo: I slept with Daniel just before we came to Paris, and I started feeling sick and stuff but I ignored it, so today I went to the doctor and I found out i'm pregnant by Daniel...Again/
Bey: WAIT A got damn minute! Isn't Daniel engaged?!
Solo: *nods* But Thu I swear I had no idea until the day he came to the hotel to take Julez out.
Bey: *rubs her head* Let me look to the Lord for guidance during this trying time!
Solo: This aint no time for a sermon Minister Knowles! What am I going to do?
Bey: TF you mean? Have the baby.
Solo: I can't...
Bey: Now Solo... You do realize there is a PERSON growing inside of you right? And you knew how much it hurt me when I miscarried, so how the hell you just gon go get pregnant and decide not to keep it cause you don't like the father? Pregnancy is a gift Solo, you shouldn't take it for granted.
Solo: Bey I know! I'm just confused. Can I stay here tonight?
Bey: You know you can. Julez is already sleep in his room, you can go on in there.
Solo: Thanks Thu. *goes to Julez's room*
Bey: *goes back to her bedroom* Lord give me patience.
Jay: Who was that?
Bey: It was Solo.
(Bey begins to tell Jay everything and all Jay can do is shake his head.)
Jay: Yall Knowles women is crazy.
Bey: *cuddles up next to him* What are we gonna name our baby?
Jay: I was thinking Shawn Junior.
Bey: Too Bad my baby is a girl though. I was thinking Blue Ivy. Your favorite color, my favorite number.
Jay: I like that, too bad you having a boy tho.
Bey: We'll see.
(Bey and Jay eventually fall asleep)
TBC..
Monday, March 5, 2012
Little Jay ? & Little Bey ? O.o
When we left off in the last part Bey and Jay went to lunch with Rihanna, and Bey threw mad shade at her. Jay then agreed to go lay down a verse on one of Rihanna's tracks causing Bey to catch an attitude. Jay brought her some ice-cream coming back from the studio so it was all good, then they were cuddled up in bed when Kanye calls Jay and tells Jay that his ex Keisha is claiming that he is the father of her 10 year old son.
Jay: The fuck that bitch say?
Kanye: You're the father of her 10 year old son...
Jay: Man, that's bullshit. I aint got no kids! I got one on the way though.
Kanye: Wait, rewind, You got one on the way?
Jay: Yeah man, Bey's pregnant.
Kanye: Congrats man! Anyway, I think you should turn to the news real quick
Jay: Alright man, thanks for the heads up. *hangs up*
(Jay is infuriated. He couldn't believe that bitch had the nerve to pull some shit like this 10 years later. Jay turned to CNN and saw his ex Keisha speaking with Piers Morgan about her book.)
Piers: So, Keisha, in this book you say that you and rap superstar Jay-Z dated for two years.
Keisha: Yes, we did, we had alot of issues though. Our biggest issue was trust. I couldn't trust him around groupies and stuff.
Piers: Did your relationship end as a result of his player ways?
Keisha: Yes, it was more than that though. He thought that he could make up for it by buying me expensive things and showering me with gifts when really I wanted was his affection.
Piers: In the book you also reveal that you have a 10 year old son named Jaylen.
Keisha: Yes.
Piers: Are you 100% sure that Jay-Z is the father of your child.
Keisha: Yes I am.
Piers: Does Jaylen ever ask about his father?
Keisha: The funny thing is Jay-Z is his favorite rapper, I mean Jaylen worships the ground he walks on, he wears the yankee caps and the sneakers, everything, he idolizes Jay. I didn't tell him because that would tear him up inside, but to be fair to Jay, I never told him about Jaylen in the first place so he shouldn't be blamed for being an absentee father, that was on me. I know for a fact that had Jay known about Jaylen he would've been an active father in his life. He always told me that it hurt him deeply when his father left him and he'd never want anyone to experience that kind of pain.
Piers: Do you plan on telling your son about Jay-Z
Keisha: Yes, I do eventually, but I would like to speak with Jay about it first.
Piers: If Jay-Z asks you to take a DNA test and it proves he isn't Jaylen's father, what will you do?
Keisha: Well, if that happens to be the case then i'll issue an apology and let him move on with his life.
Piers: Thank you for speaking with us Keisha.
Keisha: Thank you for having me. *shakes his hand*
Piers: We'll be right back after the break.
(As the show cuts to commercial Jay calls Keisha) Keisha: Hello
Jay: Keisha..!
Keisha: Jay?!
Jay: Yes Jay.
Keisha: Omg hey! I cant believe you still have my number! Whats up?! How you been?!
Jay: Uhh uhh.. stop with the bullshit. You know why Im callin.
Keisha: Oh..
Jay: Oh is right! How the FUCK you gon get on national LIVE TV and tell the world that you have a 10 year old son by me that I! dont even know about?!
Keisha: Jay I..
Jay: You WHAT?! Hoe you KNOW Im married! And now I have a baby on the way! And YOU wanna go and do this shit?! WHY wouldn't you just tell ME?! WHY did that thought never cross your mind?! WHY?!
Keisha: *crying* Jay Im..
Cameraman: Keisha we're back on in 30seconds
Keisha: *sniffles* Jay I have to go.. Ill call you when i can.
(Keisha fixes herself up and runs back to her seat.)
Cameraman: And we're on in 3..2..1..
Piers: And we're back here with Jay-Z's former girlfriend Keisha who claims to have a 10 year old son named Jaylen that Mr. Jay-Z doesn't even know about.
Keisha: Piers before we continue this interview, I'd just like to apologize to Jay's wife Beyoncé. I never took the time to think about how this would effect her, and for that I'm sorry. And I also want to say sorry to Jay for not telling him this earlier and personally, and to my son Jaylen for letting him grow up without a father.
Piers: That sounded very heartfelt, but just hope Beyonce don't catch a case and beat your ass.
Keisha: I will.
(Jay then switches off the TV and looks over at sleeping Bey.)
Jay: *to himself* Bey is gonna KILL me when she see's this shit and she'll probably know by the time she wake up cause Solo got a big ass mouth. *sighs*
(Jay decides to go to bed and tell Bey in the morning. In the morning Bey wakes up and sees she has 30 missed calls. 15 from Solo, 5 from Kelly, and 10 from her Mother. She decides to call Kelly first)
Kelly: Bey!? Where the fuck you been bitch I been calling you!
Bey: Bitch I was sleep!
Kelly: GORL I been calling to tell you Jay's ex Keisha was on Piers Morgan last night.
Bey: What did she say!?
Kelly: She said Jay's the father of her 10 year old son.
Bey: LAWD HAMMERCY! I'm pregnant and now this!?
Kelly: Wait...rewind! Do you say you're pregnant!? How did this happen?
Bey: WTF You mean bitch? Jay nutted in me. How else?
Kelly: Don't get smart hoe. I'm happy for you though.
Bey: *sighs* Thanks. Anyway lemme go kill this Negro.
Kelly: *laughs* Go easy on him Bey, Keisha said she never told him about the boy.
Bey: Alright Bye, love you.
Kelly: Love you too.
(Bey goes into the bathroom and and showered and brushed her teeth. She dressed in sweats and grabbed her phone and purse. When she was putting some stuff in her purse Jay was just waking up.)
Jay: Morning baby.
Bey: Hey.
Jay: Where you going?
Bey: Over to Solo's hotel.
Jay: I wanna go too, wait for me.
Bey: Jay I know about Keisha.
(Jay instantly freezes. He didn't think she'd find out so soon.)
Jay: Babe I swear I had no idea. Kanye called me and informed me.
Bey: Oh, well get a DNA and hurry up and get this shit over with, I don't need to be stressed during this pregnancy.
Jay: *pulls Bey close* Baby, hug me, tell me you love me.
Bey: *hugs him* You know I love you.
Jay: *kisses her forehead* Can I still come with you to see Solo and Julez?
Bey: Fine, hop your ass in the shower tho, you smell stank. *makes her stank face*
Jay: That's how we living? *laughs*
Bey: That's exactly how we living. Hurry yo ass up.
(Jay does the whole hygiene thing then they make their way to Solo's hotel.)
*AT SOLOS HOTEL*
Julez: *answers the door* BB! *jumps in her arms*
Bey: *picks him up* Hi baby. *kisses him*
Julez: BB Daddy was here! He took me for ice cream!
Bey: Really?
Julez: Mhhm! And BB guess what?
Bey: What?
Julez: I have a baby sister! Her name is Danielle.
Bey: That's good baby.
Jay: *clears his throat*
Julez: *goes to Jay and uses his gangsta voice* Sup Uncle Jay? *daps him up*
Jay: It's all good lil man.
Bey: *cracks up* Jay, you not finna turn my baby into a pimp.
Jay: *laughs* Hes a pimp by blood just like you Baby Thug.
Bey: *laughs* Yea whatever.
Solo: Well well well.... Looks what the cat dragged in. *looking at Jay*
Jay: Whoa Whoa Whoa ! Chill sis. Let me explain.
Solo: *to Bey* Thu Thu you know this nigga got a son right?
Bey: That 1. he didn't know about 2. "Conceived" before he was with me and 3. Isn't even sure is his? Yes Solo I know.
Solo: Well excuse me for tryna help! Damn
Julez: You have a son Uncle Jay?
Jay: I don't know Lil Man. Maybe.
Julez: Cool, we should chill.
Solo: Boy, get in that damn room and pick up your clothes before I slap the spit out of your mouth.
Julez: Uncle Jay says I don't hafta, that's what girls are for. He says Auntie BB pick up his stuff all the time.
Bey: *looks at Jay* He did?
Julez: Mhhhm! Uncle Jay says you never tell him no. He said he could get butt from you anytime he wants, whatever that is.
Jay: Uh, come on Julez lets go pick up the stuff.
Bey: Jay! Get cho ass back here! Julez, go clean up your room before I put my foot in your throat!
(Julez runs in his room and Jay stands there with his head down cause he knows he's in trouble, meanwhile Solo is on the couch laughing her ass off. She couldn't believe Bey had talked to Julez like that. Solo couldn't wait to rub in his face how his precious Auntie had got his little fresh ass together.)
Bey: *trying to be calm* You told my seven year old nephew I was easy!?
Jay: I aint said it like that!
Bey: But you still said it Jay! *sits down* You gon give me heart palpitations
Solo: *cracking the fuck up* YASSS Thu Thu! Get these fools together.
Bey: I'm hungry, what you got up in here to eat?
Solo: There's some food over there on the table.
Bey: Ohh fuck yes!
(Bey runs to the table like a runaway slave and starts fucking up the food.)
Solo: Got damn bitch, slow down food aint going out of style!
Jay: Yeah Bey, take your time,
Bey: Both of yall shut the fuck up! *bites into waffle*
(After Bey finished eating they all decided to chill and watch a movie. They watched movies talked and just enjoyed each others comapny. Around four in the afternoon Bey and Jay decided to get going.)
Julez: Do you have to leave BB? *pouts*
Bey: You wanna come with us then baby?
Julez: *looks at Solo* Can I mommy?
Solo: You aint got to ask me twice go pack your stuff. *to Bey and Jay* I'm finna go clubbing tonight!
Bey: Smhh you are too much Solo.
(Julez runs back in with his bag packed and they leave for Bey and Jay's hotel. At Bey and Jay's hotel Bey got Julez settled in the other room while Jay was on his laptop.)
Julez: Auntie BB, mommy said you have a new baby, is that true?
Bey: No Julez, you're my only baby.
Julez: Promise?
Bey: Promise. *hugs him*
Julez: I'm gonna go find Uncle Jay.
(Julez runs into the living room to find Jay.)
Julez: Uncle Jay, can we play Xbox?
Jay: Sure Lil Man. *turns off his laptop and turns on the game* What game you wanna play?
Julez: Can we play the racing game?
Jay: Sure.
(Jay and Julez start playing Xbox when they hear a knock at the door)
Jay: *shouting* Babe can you get that please!?
(Bey goes to the front of the hotel room and answers the door and almost gave birth on the spot.)
Bey: Keisha, What are you doing here?
TBC...
Jay: The fuck that bitch say?
Kanye: You're the father of her 10 year old son...
Jay: Man, that's bullshit. I aint got no kids! I got one on the way though.
Kanye: Wait, rewind, You got one on the way?
Jay: Yeah man, Bey's pregnant.
Kanye: Congrats man! Anyway, I think you should turn to the news real quick
Jay: Alright man, thanks for the heads up. *hangs up*
(Jay is infuriated. He couldn't believe that bitch had the nerve to pull some shit like this 10 years later. Jay turned to CNN and saw his ex Keisha speaking with Piers Morgan about her book.)
Piers: So, Keisha, in this book you say that you and rap superstar Jay-Z dated for two years.
Keisha: Yes, we did, we had alot of issues though. Our biggest issue was trust. I couldn't trust him around groupies and stuff.
Piers: Did your relationship end as a result of his player ways?
Keisha: Yes, it was more than that though. He thought that he could make up for it by buying me expensive things and showering me with gifts when really I wanted was his affection.
Piers: In the book you also reveal that you have a 10 year old son named Jaylen.
Keisha: Yes.
Piers: Are you 100% sure that Jay-Z is the father of your child.
Keisha: Yes I am.
Piers: Does Jaylen ever ask about his father?
Keisha: The funny thing is Jay-Z is his favorite rapper, I mean Jaylen worships the ground he walks on, he wears the yankee caps and the sneakers, everything, he idolizes Jay. I didn't tell him because that would tear him up inside, but to be fair to Jay, I never told him about Jaylen in the first place so he shouldn't be blamed for being an absentee father, that was on me. I know for a fact that had Jay known about Jaylen he would've been an active father in his life. He always told me that it hurt him deeply when his father left him and he'd never want anyone to experience that kind of pain.
Piers: Do you plan on telling your son about Jay-Z
Keisha: Yes, I do eventually, but I would like to speak with Jay about it first.
Piers: If Jay-Z asks you to take a DNA test and it proves he isn't Jaylen's father, what will you do?
Keisha: Well, if that happens to be the case then i'll issue an apology and let him move on with his life.
Piers: Thank you for speaking with us Keisha.
Keisha: Thank you for having me. *shakes his hand*
Piers: We'll be right back after the break.
(As the show cuts to commercial Jay calls Keisha) Keisha: Hello
Jay: Keisha..!
Keisha: Jay?!
Jay: Yes Jay.
Keisha: Omg hey! I cant believe you still have my number! Whats up?! How you been?!
Jay: Uhh uhh.. stop with the bullshit. You know why Im callin.
Keisha: Oh..
Jay: Oh is right! How the FUCK you gon get on national LIVE TV and tell the world that you have a 10 year old son by me that I! dont even know about?!
Keisha: Jay I..
Jay: You WHAT?! Hoe you KNOW Im married! And now I have a baby on the way! And YOU wanna go and do this shit?! WHY wouldn't you just tell ME?! WHY did that thought never cross your mind?! WHY?!
Keisha: *crying* Jay Im..
Cameraman: Keisha we're back on in 30seconds
Keisha: *sniffles* Jay I have to go.. Ill call you when i can.
(Keisha fixes herself up and runs back to her seat.)
Cameraman: And we're on in 3..2..1..
Piers: And we're back here with Jay-Z's former girlfriend Keisha who claims to have a 10 year old son named Jaylen that Mr. Jay-Z doesn't even know about.
Keisha: Piers before we continue this interview, I'd just like to apologize to Jay's wife Beyoncé. I never took the time to think about how this would effect her, and for that I'm sorry. And I also want to say sorry to Jay for not telling him this earlier and personally, and to my son Jaylen for letting him grow up without a father.
Piers: That sounded very heartfelt, but just hope Beyonce don't catch a case and beat your ass.
Keisha: I will.
(Jay then switches off the TV and looks over at sleeping Bey.)
Jay: *to himself* Bey is gonna KILL me when she see's this shit and she'll probably know by the time she wake up cause Solo got a big ass mouth. *sighs*
(Jay decides to go to bed and tell Bey in the morning. In the morning Bey wakes up and sees she has 30 missed calls. 15 from Solo, 5 from Kelly, and 10 from her Mother. She decides to call Kelly first)
Kelly: Bey!? Where the fuck you been bitch I been calling you!
Bey: Bitch I was sleep!
Kelly: GORL I been calling to tell you Jay's ex Keisha was on Piers Morgan last night.
Bey: What did she say!?
Kelly: She said Jay's the father of her 10 year old son.
Bey: LAWD HAMMERCY! I'm pregnant and now this!?
Kelly: Wait...rewind! Do you say you're pregnant!? How did this happen?
Bey: WTF You mean bitch? Jay nutted in me. How else?
Kelly: Don't get smart hoe. I'm happy for you though.
Bey: *sighs* Thanks. Anyway lemme go kill this Negro.
Kelly: *laughs* Go easy on him Bey, Keisha said she never told him about the boy.
Bey: Alright Bye, love you.
Kelly: Love you too.
(Bey goes into the bathroom and and showered and brushed her teeth. She dressed in sweats and grabbed her phone and purse. When she was putting some stuff in her purse Jay was just waking up.)
Jay: Morning baby.
Bey: Hey.
Jay: Where you going?
Bey: Over to Solo's hotel.
Jay: I wanna go too, wait for me.
Bey: Jay I know about Keisha.
(Jay instantly freezes. He didn't think she'd find out so soon.)
Jay: Babe I swear I had no idea. Kanye called me and informed me.
Bey: Oh, well get a DNA and hurry up and get this shit over with, I don't need to be stressed during this pregnancy.
Jay: *pulls Bey close* Baby, hug me, tell me you love me.
Bey: *hugs him* You know I love you.
Jay: *kisses her forehead* Can I still come with you to see Solo and Julez?
Bey: Fine, hop your ass in the shower tho, you smell stank. *makes her stank face*
Jay: That's how we living? *laughs*
Bey: That's exactly how we living. Hurry yo ass up.
(Jay does the whole hygiene thing then they make their way to Solo's hotel.)
*AT SOLOS HOTEL*
Julez: *answers the door* BB! *jumps in her arms*
Bey: *picks him up* Hi baby. *kisses him*
Julez: BB Daddy was here! He took me for ice cream!
Bey: Really?
Julez: Mhhm! And BB guess what?
Bey: What?
Julez: I have a baby sister! Her name is Danielle.
Bey: That's good baby.
Jay: *clears his throat*
Julez: *goes to Jay and uses his gangsta voice* Sup Uncle Jay? *daps him up*
Jay: It's all good lil man.
Bey: *cracks up* Jay, you not finna turn my baby into a pimp.
Jay: *laughs* Hes a pimp by blood just like you Baby Thug.
Bey: *laughs* Yea whatever.
Solo: Well well well.... Looks what the cat dragged in. *looking at Jay*
Jay: Whoa Whoa Whoa ! Chill sis. Let me explain.
Solo: *to Bey* Thu Thu you know this nigga got a son right?
Bey: That 1. he didn't know about 2. "Conceived" before he was with me and 3. Isn't even sure is his? Yes Solo I know.
Solo: Well excuse me for tryna help! Damn
Julez: You have a son Uncle Jay?
Jay: I don't know Lil Man. Maybe.
Julez: Cool, we should chill.
Solo: Boy, get in that damn room and pick up your clothes before I slap the spit out of your mouth.
Julez: Uncle Jay says I don't hafta, that's what girls are for. He says Auntie BB pick up his stuff all the time.
Bey: *looks at Jay* He did?
Julez: Mhhhm! Uncle Jay says you never tell him no. He said he could get butt from you anytime he wants, whatever that is.
Jay: Uh, come on Julez lets go pick up the stuff.
Bey: Jay! Get cho ass back here! Julez, go clean up your room before I put my foot in your throat!
(Julez runs in his room and Jay stands there with his head down cause he knows he's in trouble, meanwhile Solo is on the couch laughing her ass off. She couldn't believe Bey had talked to Julez like that. Solo couldn't wait to rub in his face how his precious Auntie had got his little fresh ass together.)
Bey: *trying to be calm* You told my seven year old nephew I was easy!?
Jay: I aint said it like that!
Bey: But you still said it Jay! *sits down* You gon give me heart palpitations
Solo: *cracking the fuck up* YASSS Thu Thu! Get these fools together.
Bey: I'm hungry, what you got up in here to eat?
Solo: There's some food over there on the table.
Bey: Ohh fuck yes!
(Bey runs to the table like a runaway slave and starts fucking up the food.)
Solo: Got damn bitch, slow down food aint going out of style!
Jay: Yeah Bey, take your time,
Bey: Both of yall shut the fuck up! *bites into waffle*
(After Bey finished eating they all decided to chill and watch a movie. They watched movies talked and just enjoyed each others comapny. Around four in the afternoon Bey and Jay decided to get going.)
Julez: Do you have to leave BB? *pouts*
Bey: You wanna come with us then baby?
Julez: *looks at Solo* Can I mommy?
Solo: You aint got to ask me twice go pack your stuff. *to Bey and Jay* I'm finna go clubbing tonight!
Bey: Smhh you are too much Solo.
(Julez runs back in with his bag packed and they leave for Bey and Jay's hotel. At Bey and Jay's hotel Bey got Julez settled in the other room while Jay was on his laptop.)
Julez: Auntie BB, mommy said you have a new baby, is that true?
Bey: No Julez, you're my only baby.
Julez: Promise?
Bey: Promise. *hugs him*
Julez: I'm gonna go find Uncle Jay.
(Julez runs into the living room to find Jay.)
Julez: Uncle Jay, can we play Xbox?
Jay: Sure Lil Man. *turns off his laptop and turns on the game* What game you wanna play?
Julez: Can we play the racing game?
Jay: Sure.
(Jay and Julez start playing Xbox when they hear a knock at the door)
Jay: *shouting* Babe can you get that please!?
(Bey goes to the front of the hotel room and answers the door and almost gave birth on the spot.)
Bey: Keisha, What are you doing here?
TBC...
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